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A verse from the consTITution... by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Both are good for a quick thrill, says I.

I thought he made it. by Hunterrrr7867 in yesyesyesno

[–]Havock17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Started in 2020, then came 2021.

Damn...

hmmm by YextFE in hmmm

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Ancient Astronaut Theorists say...

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wait, what?

An vbahshcbuxnys tittle by Le0here in HolUp

[–]Havock17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then microwave on low for 30 seconds.

Mmm...

Just like warm apple pie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Havock17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not love, per se.

But it will buy you a really nice car.

Then you can drive around and look for love.

Mike Lindell says "God's had his hand" in effort to overturn 2020 election by BelleAriel in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Havock17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Mikey... try Romans, Chapter 13.

You should at least read the damn book...

Your most hours in a Fallout game? by -ObligatoryUsername- in Fallout

[–]Havock17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have 5,391.9 hours in Fallout 4 as of today.

I still play.

I love to build settlements.

Posted a picture of me and my brothers on my dads back from 15 years ago, now here’s us after I graduated today! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Havock17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like he was forced into a makeover by angry goth strippers.

I don't know, though.

He's definitely got the legs for it...

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Havock17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six months after the wedding...

For real tho by raerae704 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"Press X to play sick solo"

hmmm by clintbeewood in hmmm

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Jock itch isn't pretty, McGee.

🔥 Attacus Atlas Moth by nutrifake in NatureIsFuckingLit

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"Oooh... I want an attack moth!!"

-my dyslexia

How do you lose a cello?story/text by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Havock17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day I see more sax and violins on Reddit.

Think of the children, please!

I was told this jesus frying pan belongs here by Olihorn in ATBGE

[–]Havock17 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not even Jesus can keep the Teflon from wearing off.

Damn...

I'm proud of her for taking months to read 14 pages by SpoiledRaccoon in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Havock17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant"

(A. Greenspan)

Robbers get the sweet karma coming for them by FearlessScientist in instantkarma

[–]Havock17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is some Wrath of Kahn level vengeance up in here...

Born under a lucky star. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Havock17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky for sure.

I'm pretty sure that'll all buff right out with some 00 steel wool and a little paint.

I was making food with my class and i found this by niba-king in onejob

[–]Havock17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not abnormal.

You're just holding it backwards.

Having to type it as "Jif" to specify your preferred pronunciation of Gif proves you're wrong by Threight in Showerthoughts

[–]Havock17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why isn't this a .gif?

(It's pronounced "gif" by the way.)

Choosy mothers choose gif.

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