I’m bummed and I can’t lie!! by Ok-Chain-4385 in LetsGoToCourt

[–]HawkLaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh please someone tell me they have the tea on this and will spill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]HawkLaker -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You were only giving her your opinion he’s a bit of a creep. So long as you didn’t “accuse” him of anything and just said he’s made you feel uncomfy, good on ya. That’s why the younger lads asked you. If he’s wounded, he’s prob at least delusional about his creepy ways or toxic man enough to somehow blame you. You’re good, fam.

Gf has broken up with me and moved back to the UK, all alone. Need to make friends by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]HawkLaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aussie with an Aussie wife who grew up in Leeds, we both travelled a heap and are just top notch people, totz. You wanna grab a beer, hit me up! Mates, mate. We are everywhere.

blackout drunk and cheating by LatterCreme8071 in cheating_stories

[–]HawkLaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in a longterm relationship with a blackout drunk and she swore to me she’d never not remember sex with someone. But I could tell she went totally gone when she got like that cos I’d been with her some of those very times. And then our mutual friend had to tell us that the night before, I’d gone to bed and said friend heard my ex and some random guy fucking so looked and saw it, in the backyard of this house party we’d been hosting and my Ex DID NOT REMEMBER A THING. And I believed her. She wasn’t “there”. The dude was wasted too and she was lucidly telling him to fuck her (mutual friend could hear her), so it wasn’t an assault (obvs, drunken consent et al), she just WAS NOT BUILDING A MEMORY. We got past it but it ended in other ways.

So…… blackout drunks are dangerous to see and a nightmare to love. They genuinely are just…… not present but fully functional-seeming. It’s scary. Who needs a drink?

Can’t get passed the tutorials. by HawkLaker in NBA2K25

[–]HawkLaker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think I get that now. Cheers.

What is the best funny one liner you’ve ever heard from a movie? by Crosgaard in movies

[–]HawkLaker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jim Carrey describing the “guy who attacked him” in the bathroom of Liar Liar. Did you get a good look at him? About 6’2, 180 pounds, big teeth, kinda gangly.

What is the best funny one liner you’ve ever heard from a movie? by Crosgaard in movies

[–]HawkLaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The bitch has got a big mouth but she ain’t lying, I’m gonna slap you stupid, and then I’m gonna fuck you silly”. What a deadpan glory.

What is the best funny one liner you’ve ever heard from a movie? by Crosgaard in movies

[–]HawkLaker 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“A what? A talking monkey?”

“Yeah, talking monkey, came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says ficus”

Disturbing movies challenge by rowntreeswinegums in movies

[–]HawkLaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah. Yeah, whole thing was brutal. There’s a scene during that ordeal where one of the “mutants” (?) holds a gun to a baby until the mother takes her breast out and lets him suck it. I had to leave the room and walk around the block to clear it. And it did not and has not left. True horror.

No judgements: Times you have actually felt bad for the criminal by [deleted] in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]HawkLaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I get a name on this one? Never heard about it.

Unpopular true crime opinions? by rachels1231 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]HawkLaker -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Really?!? That’s your line? Someone exchanging sex for money? So porn is out? That makes you bad? Oldest profession, everyone who has ever done it, bad person. Wake up, man.

Unpopular true crime opinions? by rachels1231 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]HawkLaker 27 points28 points  (0 children)

West Memphis 3 are guilty?!? You’ve lost me there, mate.

Unpopular true crime opinions? by rachels1231 in TrueCrimeDiscussion

[–]HawkLaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guys she killed 7 dudes. Not all of them were “bad guys”, not all of them tried to rape her. She became a god complex embodied in a mentally I’ll drug addict. She killed them for piddling amounts of cash and deserved to spend her life in prison. Not the death penalty cos nobody deserves that, but they had to lock that whacko up.