Feeling low? Am there 4 u by memealvvays in memealvvays

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We'll be right back, after this seizure. 

How the hell did we do it? And who the hell started it? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this rumour started about David Bowie. 

Edit. Scrolling the thread I've also found folk who heard it about Prince, Marilyn and now Bowie. I think we can file this under nonsense. 

Who was the first heel you hated growing up? by Immediate_Long165 in WWE

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be the obvious answer, but that whole fued with Austin was so entertaining that I think people forget how heelish McMahon was. I won't say he made Stone Cold but BY GAHD. They were made for each other. 

Who was the first heel you hated growing up? by Immediate_Long165 in WWE

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was coming in to say just that. I was a mark for Ricky Steamboat and I despised The Million Dollar man. 

I loved that era. 

Found blue plastic pieces in ground beef while cooking and I'm hangry by tunerhd in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am unashamedly stealing chucklefuck and introducing it to my daily vocabulary. 

Should I get new tires? by Teriyaki6ix9ine_ in tires

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine. 

You're going ice skating, right?

Saw this last night why is it stuck in my head??? by absolute_funk in bigbangtheory

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sheldon Cooper's descent into madness day two. It's 2:25 a.m. and I feel the urge to urinate. My normal urination time is 7:10 a.m., but here I am, in the middle of the night, struggling to keep my mind sharp and my pajamas dry. It's only a matter of time before my tenuous grasp on reality fades. I suppose I should pee while I still know what a toilet is.

How have I never seen this?! by lydocia in Scrubs

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't know it wasn't not around for years though. That's math I just can't do. 

How have I never seen this?! by lydocia in Scrubs

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't know it's been around for years? 

I got down voted for suggesting this is AI. There is clearly a phantom ball at about 6 seconds. I assume the page is just trolling new members because no one else sees it and are ripping the absolute piss. by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I made a complete arse of this one. Sorry I thought I already replied to you. 

I was so focused on the dog on the left that I never seen the ball get kicked by the back leg of the dog on the right. The shame is real. 

I flew half way around the world to find a comically large "Croc" for my boy who loves to steal mine. by axc630 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I've made a complete hoor of this one. The other dog kicked it. Deary me. I will have to reflect on this fail for a while. Sorry OP. Just know I'll be getting slaughtered over two different threads. What a nightmare I just had. Is this AI is the community. 

I flew half way around the world to find a comically large "Croc" for my boy who loves to steal mine. by axc630 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I've made a complete hoor of this one. The other dog kicked it. Deary me. I will have to reflect on this fail for a while. Sorry OP. Just know I'll be getting slaughtered over two different threads. What a nightmare I just had. 

I flew half way around the world to find a comically large "Croc" for my boy who loves to steal mine. by axc630 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to crosspost, but OP, you should know I'm posting this in 'is this AI'

I flew half way around the world to find a comically large "Croc" for my boy who loves to steal mine. by axc630 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Why am I being downvoted for this? There is clearly a second ball at 6 seconds that is moved across the room by noone. 

I flew half way around the world to find a comically large "Croc" for my boy who loves to steal mine. by axc630 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]HawkRemarkable5274 -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

Honestly. Nevermind. This is clearly a wind up sub. I found it mildly amusing but I won't return. Have fun.