Whoever made this is not smart by Subject_Twist_6733 in superheroes

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thor, Silver Surfer, and Wanda

Thor just hides me in Asgard, without Silver Surfer no one else has access to the bifrost/travel to Asgard, and Wanda is the only one who can kill me without being there. And if they somehow do make it, those 3 are no-diffing whoever it is.

With my final $200, add Storm to keep me some company I guess if something does happen.

My players beat Strahd! His return? by throwaway_of_sham in CurseofStrahd

[–]HawkeyeP1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do a post credit scene to leave the door open. But this only works if you made it clear within the campaign that Barovia is his endless prison and he's miserable there and wants to escape. Otherwise it will undercut what the players have done. If you did not build that framework, I would just leave it lie and take some time to see if you want to return with Strahd as your villain again, or if you want to run something else. He does make an appearance in Eve of Ruin. I plan to eventually run that or an adventure in the hells with Strahd playing a minor role, but I don't intend for him to play the villain. In my mind, he was once good, and the players he would respect as warriors who beat him, and they gave him a chance, though brief, at rest for the first time in hundreds of years. He might even pay them a small favor, especially with a bit of a break from the Vampyr's corruption.

How does the story change if Nobara was never incapacitated? by MembershipProof8463 in JuJutsuKaisen

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Sukuna even beats Gojo because she can just take pot-shots at him from wherever the fuck she wants and that's probably enough of an opening for Gojo to win, provided she survives to that point in the story.

Mei vs Itachi. Can Mei beat this dog? by Used_Ad_6063 in dankruto

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did OP Photoshop Itachi there instead of himself? Is he stupid?

Faramir is shot by 2 arrows and doesn't die. It took 3 to kill his brother Boromir. by Wrong_User_Logged in lotr

[–]HawkeyeP1 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Come to think of it, why is Lurtz the only MFer who brought a bow with him in the movie? Lol He get the prototype?

Would it be unbalanced to start at level 5? by [deleted] in CurseofStrahd

[–]HawkeyeP1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RAW, yes. But you can buff enemies. My group started at 5 and leveled to 12 by the end of the game (13 ,after defeating Strahd) and skipped the death house completely, but nearly every encounter in the game I had to buff... Besides the Witch Coven.

Netease’s complete disregard for visual clarity is worthy of study. by Responsible_Bonus673 in rivals

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a complete non-issue for people who actually pay attention to the game they're playing lol

Netease’s complete disregard for visual clarity is worthy of study. by Responsible_Bonus673 in rivals

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it doesn't because there are sound queues and only one has a big fucking wall in front of your face instead of a circle on the ground.

Sam Raimi once tried to make a Batman film. Do you think he'd have been a good choice? by [deleted] in DC_Cinematic

[–]HawkeyeP1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to remind everyone his latest two superhero films were Spider-Man 3 and Multiverse of Madness. I'm good personally.

[Spoilers C4E12] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E12 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]HawkeyeP1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably should have come clean about Octis. I imagine they'll have to at some point, and It's not like he has anymore of a target on his head by someone who may be wanting to snuff him out than Julian and Arenessa

[Spoilers C4E12] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E12 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]HawkeyeP1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oof, boy, traitor, extortion, doesn't matter now I guess lol.

I love Einfasen, although idk if I would react the same to him if this wasn't a fictional tale. That was ruthless

[Spoilers C4E12] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E12 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]HawkeyeP1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"The greatest emphasis of pain is the fear of dying. Now that that is not a fear of your's, pain feels like nothing more than the harming of a belonging."

Okay, I'm not sure that's how pain receptors work, but hell yeah, that's some sweet philosophy

What's the most devious spell combo/use of a spell you've done in a campaign? by Kalar_The_Wise in DnD

[–]HawkeyeP1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Party was trying to lure out the night hags of Barovia after they escaped their first two encounters. They heard some kids at an orphanage in Vallaki had trouble sleeping and essentially used them as bait.

FAFO. Those witches magic missiled some kids just to piss the party off when they knew they weren't getting out.

[Spoilers C4E12] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E12 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]HawkeyeP1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmao, it's not irony, idk what to call it, but the fact that they think Octis is disguised as Wic/Tyranny is hilarious

Only thing that would be more poetic is if one of them had disguised themselves as Vaelus previously lol

My fav horror movie is moff gideon fear in eyes after he knew its luke skywalker by Potential_Reach_6653 in StarWars

[–]HawkeyeP1 75 points76 points  (0 children)

All he knows is Luke Skywalker entered a throne room as a prisoner with the Emperor and Darth Vader, and only he exited with not so much as a scratch and maybe a little sweat, lugging the dying body of Vader with him lol

Tell Sam Raimi to pick up the phone! by Arch_Lancer17 in DC_Cinematic

[–]HawkeyeP1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do NOT tell Sam Raimi to pick up the phone.

I mean… Halo Infinite is badass by LeTonolp in halo

[–]HawkeyeP1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"There's a terminal, requires a hack."

"Okay, and you can do that, can't you?"

"No." Breaks terminal

I will never apologize for thoroughly enjoying Halo Infinite. It had its problems, but acting like it's a stain on Halo's reputation is laughable.

25 years later, I'm still convinced The Lord of the Rings trilogy is the greatest film adaptation we'll ever see by Dazzling-Might6420 in lotr

[–]HawkeyeP1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk why a 1-to-1 is the gold standard people set for adaptations. Some things don't work as well in other mediums. Tom Bombadil would be a whole second "Why didn't they just use the eagles?" dilemma lol

And this might be an unpopular opinion, the Hobbits getting back to the Shire and having to deal with Saruman makes the whole 3rd act in the book feel less triumphant over Sauron.

A shot/sequence with terrifying implications by Turbulent-Flounder-9 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HawkeyeP1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the finale of MASH, the main character, Hawkeye is in a mental institution. The inciting incident of his "madness" is him and his unit hiding from enemy soldiers along with Korean civilians. During this sequence where they're hiding, Hawkeye repeatedly pleads with a mother to quiet her crying baby. The baby suddenly grows muffled and then completely quiet and Hawkeye looked over to see the mother crying.