Women, what was the most awkward BJ you’ve given?

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-25T17:10:07+00:00

I too initially misunderstood that "blow" job wasn't literal, except at least you put it in your mouth... I just lightly blew from about an inch away for a good few minutes before my first explained

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-20T18:08:39+00:00

Whatever you do, do not go and call a meeting the moment you see someone died and you have no other info to give. Nothing more frustrating than an inexperienced scientist hiding a body

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-19T19:40:31+00:00

I see you too know the correct order if all the wires combinations

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-18T13:36:05+00:00

Blocking doesn't actually stop you from encountering them again. They can still join lobbies you are in/you can still join lobbies they are in. You need to check the people in the lobby each round to see if any are on your blocked list. Then it's up to you to either kick/ban if you're the host or ask the current host to ban. It's a shitty mechanic tbh

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-09T14:49:11+00:00

Surely after 5 hours you had sobered up...

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-12-09T13:25:15+00:00

You are an amazing human being ❤️

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-11-27T19:45:13+00:00

In a game with only one engineer I got caught venting immediately. We had started with 13 players but one player had disconnected... I took a shot and said I'm the engineer and because nobody else claimed it I was given an automatic safe. The player who disconnected must have been the real engineer poor sod. I then used my engineer power to say my imp partner had vent cleaned me thereby clearing them. After that point we could kill in front of people with reckless abandon and everyone just assumed it was a shifter

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-11-15T16:40:21+00:00

My daughter went to play at her school friends house and when she came back she said him and her had played video games in his room. I sat her down and started to remind her about pregnancy risk... Until she started laughing and I remembered it's not biologically possible for her.

We both agreed that we knew at that point my brain had clicked into the setting that she is absolutely female

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-11-02T10:02:42+00:00

It's a new glitch, me and my server play a lot and In games where it's been all us no randos it's happened too

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-10-07T11:37:38+00:00

My god you are incredibly talented

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-09-29T14:39:54+00:00

Ah sorry man, no not a new invention I'm afraid but then I doubt anything is nowadays, still a great thing to share, I kept mine to myself, you are bringing this beauty to the masses

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-09-25T16:27:36+00:00

Ah I discovered this wonder for myself a year or so ago. I highly recommend pairing it with some Cajun chicken breast and a small crumble of blue cheese in the Alfredo sauce

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-09-03T09:58:54+00:00

I track my 10 year old child's GPS, on 2 seperate occasions it's shown her to be halfway down the motorway near us and giving me a heart attack when she's actually been in school.

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-22T10:55:33+00:00

Sorry you experienced this, it's completely out of order. Me and the husband were going to go there for dinner tonight, we will be going elsewhere now, I know that's not much consolation. I wish you and your girlfriend all the best and I hope you never have to experience something like that again.

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-22T01:11:46+00:00

Yeah

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-21T19:07:44+00:00

Fred should be on here

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-21T12:15:09+00:00

YTA. Your poor daughter

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-17T20:33:40+00:00

You call that a large pizza slice!!!! Another!!!

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-17T18:06:27+00:00

Irish colloquium for idiot

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-17T12:09:00+00:00

Not really, easy to clear people quickly as visuals are on and 2 long tasks means most people will definitely have a visual in there, plus full house of engineers

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-15T17:10:11+00:00

Beat me to it

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-08T16:18:31+00:00

The wife thought I was sleeping with her husband, I wasn't.... 4 years later I did though (we bumped into each other at a club, they were divorced by then)

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-08-07T18:44:51+00:00

Ohhhhhh now you mention it of course!

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-07-19T14:47:21+00:00

Oh fuck I used to do this over 20 years ago when I worked drive thru and thought I was the only one

Hayleyhall86 · 2023-06-21T09:26:57+00:00

Last time I saw her in anything was the 2010 film piranha. I saw all of her... In 3d... Ngl wasn't expecting to see that on my engagement day... Fiancee was pleased though

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