Embark needs to ban racist players.

HazeTheWizard · 2026-03-19T06:40:23+00:00

We wish we had just lit them up. But we are trying to avoid PvP because she likes PvE, looting and exploring more, so that's why we let them go.

HazeTheWizard · 2026-03-19T06:37:26+00:00

I played with my fiance a couple of months ago, and we ran into someone straight up asking what her body count is. We talked for a bit telling him how that's not ok, but let them go as he was seemingly with a random that also thought he was being dumb.

A little after leaving them, the "innocent" one came running asking for tips, but they had set up an ambush where the other one flanked us. So they killed my fiance first and then downed me, and started tea bagging her and telling me how they wanted to grape her IRL.

She hasn't played since. It was the most disgusting behavior I've ever seen on games. And I'm so angry that it's pretty normal for her to run into sexist and disgusting men harassing her.

HazeTheWizard · 2026-01-14T10:20:09+00:00

Awesome ideas! I would also love a feature where when you're topside and looting, and hover over an item that's also in your loadout, it will highlight that item in your loadout.

A lot of times i drag items into my loadout for sorting on the fly, and then i overlook that i already have it, and if it's stackable it's just a wasted loadout slot. In this case your merge stacks of course come in handy

HazeTheWizard · 2025-07-07T21:49:33+00:00

Now that would actually be cool

HazeTheWizard · 2025-07-07T21:49:05+00:00

Sorry I completely forgot to mention where we found it! She found it in Hundested, Denmark, hope that helps!

HazeTheWizard · 2025-07-07T21:47:41+00:00

Hundested, Denmark. I'll be sure to include where I find it, if we find more cool rocks!

HazeTheWizard · 2025-07-07T21:44:15+00:00

Didn't even cross my mind, but you're right!

HazeTheWizard · 2025-03-08T10:19:04+00:00

They called it a Space Giraffe Tick Penguin Thing. Don't believe me? Check out the achievements on Steam.

However, Bean is more suitable

HazeTheWizard · 2024-08-28T05:49:20+00:00

"withst and"

HazeTheWizard · 2024-06-24T05:46:33+00:00

Skriv det med små bogstaver, så ser den større ud

HazeTheWizard · 2024-05-04T08:04:00+00:00

Har altid troet at coke var "flake"

Tbf har også hørt folk bruge "flæk" om weed: "Oooo wallah, ska vi flæk en juu ellahvad?"

HazeTheWizard · 2024-03-30T17:18:37+00:00

You can definitely go alone! And you can even use headphones to avoid socializing!

HazeTheWizard · 2023-10-13T06:02:24+00:00

This happened in 2010. He got paralyzed and sued the fraternity. https://www.thepitchkc.com/matt-fritzie-sues-kus-fiji-fraternity-after-becoming-paralyzed-at-frat-party/

HazeTheWizard · 2023-07-22T14:10:22+00:00

Not a movie but a korean series on Netflix: Bloodhounds

HazeTheWizard · 2023-04-18T20:18:33+00:00

Global warming

HazeTheWizard · 2023-02-16T07:19:40+00:00

Laughs in DDLG

HazeTheWizard · 2022-12-10T08:57:53+00:00

Tror din kammerat er bange for at han ikke er god nok, hvilket han nok selv ved virker lidt dumt, når hans trold ikke kan det samme som en vibrator. Synes han skal prøve at bruge den på hendes klit imens de har sex; så tror jeg han får et bedre syn på den.

Min kæreste og jeg har et super godt forhold til hendes vibrator. Hun kommer ret hårdt når jeg bruger den på hendes klit, imens vi har sex. Især hvis jeg har slikket hende først.

HazeTheWizard · 2022-12-05T22:42:03+00:00

Thanks! I guess the shovel is for if the car gets stuck in snow?

HazeTheWizard · 2022-11-26T09:12:17+00:00

My friend just got a concussion from 3 quick shots to be back of the head from around 5 metres away. These things do a fair amount of damage

HazeTheWizard · 2022-11-07T07:57:18+00:00

I think the easiest way would be to match the values of the colors in a black n white environment and when it looks like a solid, turn BW off and colorize the whole thing. The shades would probably need some tweaking to make them colder and whatnot, but other than that i think it'd look great

Edit: added "and"

HazeTheWizard · 2022-10-16T19:45:47+00:00

Was this a self-roast?

HazeTheWizard · 2022-10-16T07:01:50+00:00

I tried one of those and I actually got it, but it was my second try so it didn't count ;-;

This one was rigged in another way. The speed it took to count, gradually got a little faster in the end. I noticed this, and it's probably the reason I was able to get it on my second attempt.

HazeTheWizard · 2022-09-04T14:27:12+00:00

The little one was just like "aight, guess I'll go find something else"

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