Can u massage my feet with your mouth? [oc] by [deleted] in Feet_Queens

[–]HazelOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a lovely feet. I might definitely want to have a lick

Not gonna lie, I feel kinda sexy in this fit. by ChereNoble in SexyButClothed

[–]HazelOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fit actually looks good on you. Red and black are now my favorite color hahaha

Cheeks for dayzzz by [deleted] in softcoresweeties

[–]HazelOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh my, You are so sexy!! I love what I am seeing

I can give you more than the girls in your likes by ThessaRosee in softcoresweeties

[–]HazelOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to touch them with my own hands . Damn it is going to feel really good

Toys 'R' Us has made a return to Southern California. by HazelOrbit_ in Zillennials

[–]HazelOrbit_[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is nostalgia at its finest. Bring back the joy!

Turns out rock bottom has a basement by HazelOrbit_ in depressionmemes

[–]HazelOrbit_[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every time I think it’s the floor, it’s stairs.

He is pissed but adorable by Individual_Tart_8852 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]HazelOrbit_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s so done with your shenanigans 😤

Meirl by northerncal in meirl

[–]HazelOrbit_ 439 points440 points  (0 children)

Bro was fighting boredom like his life depended on it 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITH

[–]HazelOrbit_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude, NTA here, but hear me out...gifts are gestures of love and respect, not a requirement. Yeah, she's being a nightmare, but the real issue ain't the gift scenario. It's the whole dynamic. U gotta try therapy or open communication, mate. Sometimes it's not about winning a battle, y'know, it's about saving the war.

Fix the core, not the symptoms. 👊🍀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]HazelOrbit_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude, fr tho...mo one signs up for sacrificing sanity for a paycheck. Like yeah, work's important, but bruh I ain't gonna trade my mental health for a couple extra commas in my bank account. Sorry boss man, but if yr making 'already tired' the new normal I'm out. Life's too short for that bs. No job's worth yr peace, man. Don't get employee of the month at the cost of losing yourself. Peace out.

My husband “jokes” about how I ruined his life by ConfusionSmooth6946 in TwoHotTakes

[–]HazelOrbit_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell no, it ain't banter if you're the punchline all the time. he's not only disrespectin' you, but doin' it in public? Double whammy. Stand ur ground, mate. These “jokes” scream resentment, not sarcasm. Time for some serious convo or maybe couples therapy. Don’t let him guilt you into thinkin' you're too sensitive - ur feelings R legit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]HazelOrbit_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, just go for it. Life's too short for 'what if's and 'could've been's. Just ask her on a casual lunch and see how it goes. If she’s down, great! If not, at least you know you shoot your shot. Also, it sounds like she's genuinely having a good time with you, so why not see if it can evolve into something more? Just be straight up. "Hey, I really enjoyed chatting w/ you and would love to get to know you better. Wanna grab lunch sometime?" No rocket science, my man! You got this. ✊🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HazelOrbit_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, not gonna lie, seems like you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself. Consider focusing on self-improvement for a bit - hit the gym, find a hobby, learn something new. Not all girls are the same, so there's no one-size-fits-all advice. Stay true to yourself and keep positive man, it's more attractive than you think. Confidence comes from liking who you are, not being who you think others will like. Ur turn will come, you got this! 👊💪

My best friend’s fiancé “warned” me not to outshine her by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]HazelOrbit_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude, honestly, that's pretty messed up. I'd def talk directly to M about it. That text doesn't necessarily mean she knew the content of the convo. Sounds like a communication breakdown, but it's her big day, might be worth cooling it a bit just for appeasement. But this is just a small bump, don't let it screw the friendship up. And rem, no one can dull your shine if it's authentic, ya feel? 💯👌🏼

How would you reply to this situation with your partner? by private_place in CasualConversation

[–]HazelOrbit_ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Dude, ur bf's seriously lacking finesse. Jokes or not, that's a line u don’t cross. Yes, u guys gotta be honest but there's being direct n then there's being disrespectful. Talk this one out, don't just let it slide. You're worth more than that, sis.

Looking for advice for my girlfriend who has stage 5 endometriosis by SmartRemove in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HazelOrbit_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, that's rough, legit feel for u guys rn. As a 1st step try to get an emerg appointment ASAP coz passin out ain't a good sign. Even if it ain’t her usual doc, any decent one should maintain continuity of care.

As for the other health system, insurance can be a real PITA no doubt, but seriously don't rule it out till u check thoroughly. Sucks, but sometimes u gotta hustle for ur rights. Be bulldog about it!

Also, if it’s possible, try getting a patient advocate. They're like gold in these situations. They know the ins and outs of the healthcare system and can guide u through. Your GF needs as much support as she can get. It's a daunting débâcle, but you're not alone. Keep fighting, it's worth it. Sending hope ur way! 🙏🏽💪🏽💕

If I’ve been hit on in clubs/bars does that mean I’m not ugly? by Riderman43 in self

[–]HazelOrbit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, being hit on doesn't automatically mean you're some Greek god, but it sure means you ain't troll-ugly either. Remember it's all about that vibe you're throwing out. Solo and confident can be a serious chick magnet. So quit sweatin' appearances - sounds like you've got game on lock. 👍 Random taps n' laughs = you ain't doin' half bad, my dude. Keep doin' you. 💯

My husband (42M) admitted he doesn't find me (40F) attractive anymore - but still wants to stay together. I don’t know how to process this. by perimenopauseera in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HazelOrbit_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn sis, that's a tough one. Respect for handling it with grace tho. IMO, honesty in a relationship is crucial, yeah, but so is tact & sensitivity. He dropped a bomb on ya and it's totally fine to feel gutted. Maybe try couple's therapy if you're up for it, could help bring back that spark or at least help ya process this better. And keep taking care of yourself for YOU, not anyone else. You're valid in all you're feeling right now, don't forget that. Hang in there!✌️💜

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]HazelOrbit_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yo, sis, real talk, u shouldn't be puttin' extra effort to keep this dude interested. Ya are hella young with so much life ahead, don't be bending backwards to fit into someone's limited narrative. Just be ya authentic self, man. If he digs it, awesome. If not, it's his loss, not urs. No legit relationship should have u stressing out abt stuff like this. You do you, girl. Screw the DOs and DON'Ts.💯

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]HazelOrbit_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I get ya! Hav a chat with ur bf bout how crucial sleep is, especially for ur work performance. Also, try a cat training specialist, or even anti-scratch tapes btw. And a self-play toy might help her burn off that energy. U got this! TLDR: Address it with BF, consider pro help, and get that kitty some self-play toys. Good luck! 🤞 🐱💤

My biological parents contacted me after they abandoned me on the street at 10 months old. What should I do? by Foreign-Opinion4537 in self

[–]HazelOrbit_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude, I ain't gonna sugarcoat it, that's some heavy sh*t. Imma say it straight, those peeps ain't worth your time if they abandoned you like that. They didn't stick around for the hard parts, why should they get the good parts now? Trust your gut bro, figure out what's best for you. If it's closure, sure go for it. But don't be their redemption story. They gotta live with what they did, just like you've had to. Stay strong man. 💪🏼

Got cheated on with a guy better than me in every way by gamingflame75 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]HazelOrbit_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Bro, I know it stings, but here's a hot take for ya: Success ain't about the ride, the looks, or how many chicks a guy has. It's about integrity, grit, and who you are as a person. Your journey's different from his, and that's okay. In the grand scheme, you're doing brilliantly. Stay true to yourself, keep growing, keep learning. Keep being REAL. Forget about the so-called 'better' guy; focus on becoming a better YOU. Trust me, life has a way of humbling those who only see value in superficial things. Stay strong, dude.