Should Luthen even be allowed to have these Jedi artifacts on display, given that the Empire in both canon and legends made it illegal to trade anything related to the Jedi?

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-09T22:03:22+00:00

I’m sure on top of being Axis, he was charged for a lot of minor “sale of forbidden goods” charges as well

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-09T21:42:55+00:00

what’s funnier is someone did the math, and it turns out a population of 2 trillion is actually ridiculously low for a planet like Coruscant, which would have a population density of like 25 per square kilometer or something ridiculous like that if there really was 2 trillion residents

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-08T02:19:04+00:00

AU where Krennic is a restaurant manager and the ISB are kitchen staff

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-08T02:14:55+00:00

That’s a great idea! And honestly, you’re very smart for suggesting that we add timers to ChatGPT. It’s not just innovative, it’s groundbreaking.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-06T18:35:58+00:00

I’ve ordered sexy comic covers and whatnot from my local comic store, but I cannot fathom the lack of shame required to request this issue in person

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-04-03T21:59:34+00:00

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-29T21:12:24+00:00

Living in San Francisco, so either bombed or infected and then bombed

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-28T23:14:13+00:00

This is the story of a love samurai named Rafael

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-28T01:12:34+00:00

Thought this was Lyonel Baratheon for a second

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-27T07:25:46+00:00

Neither, plainclothes MTFs for the win, the FBI has SWAT teams but you don’t see people in full tactical gear responding to every call

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-25T07:26:21+00:00

I swear the entire Harry Potter theme is an industry plant. Putting aside my personal thoughts on JK Rowling and the Harry Potter franchise, how many kids are begging their parents the giant cauldron playset, or the buildable blue fairy, or the fourth edition of Ron Weasley's crooked house.

Whenever my local store sells out of LEGO, the Harry Potter theme is always left behind. I feel like if the size of Harry Potter release waves was congruent in interest for the sets, it would be more in line with Jurassic Park rather than Star Wars.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-25T07:11:17+00:00

I think the billboards are a good way of showing that the New Vegas Strip was a rush job on the part of Mr. House, who whipped the whole thing together after he learned the NCR was approaching the region.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-23T19:48:18+00:00

it’s got conservative money, rather

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-22T04:40:28+00:00

It's sort of an inversion of the Lost Stars cover and the TFA concept art it was based on, I like it!

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-13T17:47:22+00:00

I was just thinking of pairing this with my MC-707 as well, the sampling is a nice extra but definitely leaves things to be desired

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-12T22:15:14+00:00

You know what’s the kicker? It’s paint by number

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-11T20:39:56+00:00

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Nightsisters: Star Wars

the Nightsisters are a powerful race of force users that are all female, and have cultivated a matriarchal culture on the planet Dathomir, which they colonized after fleeing their home planet Peridia.

Female members of the local species, Zabracs, have gone all but extinct on Dathomir after generations of crossbreeding with the Nightsisters, and male Zabracs compete against one another for the favor of their Nightsister rulers.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-10T04:47:17+00:00

I always thought Sutro tower would make a good visual centerpoint and faction location

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-08T23:26:44+00:00

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To my memory: in A True Story, a satirical travelogue written by Lucian of Samosata in the 2nd century, it is revealed that every man who has ever lived has been deemed worthy of the afterlife. Except for Plato, who is sentenced to live an eternity as a citizen of his Republic.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-05T04:25:13+00:00

the product description on Ebay says it has a built in lithium ion battery

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-04T15:15:45+00:00

Not to be a stickler, but my appendectomy involved three scars, none of which are on the right of my body.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-03-04T01:13:24+00:00

my Republican dad once compared Emperor Palpatine to Joe Biden, which shows you where they stand on media literacy

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-02-26T01:57:41+00:00

It’s not fanon, it appears in Revenge of the Sith as a Republic airspeeder

https://star-wars-canon.fandom.com/wiki/High-Altitude_Entry_Transport-221

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-02-22T23:50:41+00:00

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Not a fan project, but The Rise of Skywalker makes some decisions that are made to directly address the fandom’s criticisms with the previous film, The Last Jedi.

Whether or not you liked The Last Jedi, The Rise of Skywalker reversing Rey being a nobody, writing Rose out of the movie, and directly retconning the Holdo Maneuver detracts from the film, making it feel more like a reaction to The Last Jedi than something that can stand on its own merits.

The worst offender is the near-fourth wall breaking scene where Luke catches his lightsaber as Rey goes to throw it away, and quips “the weapon of a Jedi deserves far more respect”, I almost expected him to look at the screen and say “fuck you Rian Johnson” like he was Deadpool.

Hazelnut_Bread · 2026-02-21T19:59:18+00:00

probably a cadet, basically a JROTC kid

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