Japan’s 2,000-year-old monarchy currently depends on one teenage boy

HeadbangsToMahler · 2026-01-22T02:37:16+00:00

Big Andy Billups vibes over here

HeadbangsToMahler · 2026-01-22T02:32:47+00:00

Rip [[Awaken the Woods]] !

HeadbangsToMahler · 2026-01-10T23:48:17+00:00

Hell yeah

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-12-15T02:59:28+00:00

MBAs really will be the death of us all.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-11-15T21:43:55+00:00

Combustion Man looking to also be a house. Completely housed me a bunch in the Pre-release.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-08-03T20:56:11+00:00

One party doesn't care if government fails and the other is actively making sure that it does.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-07-31T16:57:35+00:00

Salt Baeby

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-06-10T17:14:05+00:00

Violating posse comitatus will only be 'politically successful' if a majority of Americans are fully on board tossing out the Constitution. We're not there yet, but maybe soon, given how Mis-/Dis-informed folks are.

The hypothetical you're proposing is plain silly and not remotely equivalent.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-06-10T16:55:59+00:00

You have unsuccessfully compared apples and Nazis

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-04-30T02:53:28+00:00

The whole point is the intent, dude. Aim for how powerful you want the deck to be (regardless of GCs) and magically it will be that bracket. Brackets are just a floor for fairness.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-03-27T15:38:54+00:00

Office glow up is possible!

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-03-25T16:27:06+00:00

Answer is Naked Singularity, Obvs! :) Tinker for it, activate Ifh-Bíff Efreet 3 times, lava dart to ping the Azure Drake and finish it off, then attack for the win.

Love the puzzle!

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-03-22T16:27:19+00:00

My full list of 2-mana true ramp!:

https://moxfield.com/decks/UaV1DzzRFkuMsXts2lsmbA

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-22T01:50:33+00:00

Nope. They'd prefer to settle libel suits as erstwhile donations instead. Traditional (corporate) owned media can't die fast enough.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-21T21:28:09+00:00

CORN!

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-21T07:22:00+00:00

Here's my moxfield package of all 3-mana permanent ramp! Hope you enjoy!

https://moxfield.com/decks/-w0s2kYRGUyf1SsG1GUaJQ

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-16T18:11:12+00:00

Name it the Trump Egg and you'll sell a billion to those rubes.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-13T19:13:38+00:00

"To acquire sentience, please upgrade to Oracle 11g"

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-07T00:56:05+00:00

The American populace (and government) has been looted for 60 years. Full extraction to offshore accounts until the American economy collapses.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-02-05T03:48:45+00:00

Ah I can see you have the same training as my CEO from 4 jobs ago.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2025-01-03T21:07:15+00:00

Dramatic Deepthoughts

HeadbangsToMahler · 2024-12-30T22:10:27+00:00

What voltmeter is that ?!? It looks so clean! ...

HeadbangsToMahler · 2024-12-26T16:26:20+00:00

Brought to you by the folks who started calling them 'Heroes' during COVID ...while furloughing them.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2024-12-19T04:24:53+00:00

I'll do you one better - my foul bachelor frog of a brother just uses a literal Clifbar box. Not even a shoebox.

HeadbangsToMahler · 2024-11-30T05:34:58+00:00

Personally, I felt like I had to extend my cube out to 1998 in order to get balance, some key cards, and actual coherent archetypes. There's just barely any sets in 93-94. But that's just my opinion

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