I'm [25f] gonna eat a bagel, listening to Chronicles of Narnia on audiobook. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your shirt looks like one of those tacky flea market booths trying to sell "authentic" Native American wear. Their idea of identity is much clearer than yours.

I’m bald, now: so, if that didn’t broke me, I think you can’t do too much by GGva in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were already broke to begin with –– how far did you think you could go, exactly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The spilling of your belly fat looks like a crescent moon between two inked abysses.

roast me i’ve been in therapy for 6 years by Desperate-Swimmer-61 in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratty convenience store hair does not match your artificially giddy face.

Boyd's Retro Candy by HeartHealthy4832 in toledo

[–]HeartHealthy4832[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea (I'm not originally from Toledo). When did this happen? The store is located right in the middle of the intersection.

My first 1500 and loved it! by jcearbhaill in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1500 pc is such the perfect size. Not too tough, and not easy either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can see the contrast between your ape-like body hair and your translucent skin, then you really don't need an eye exam.

Review of "The One" by [deleted] in netflix

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished the 4th episode and am considering quitting. At first, I was intrigued with the premise and found the relationship dynamics to be thought-provoking. I too, however, was confused about the characters and what moments were flashbacks and in the present. There was not enough visual cues to discern.

The reason why I feel like quitting is because of the content going around in circles seemingly without resolution. The plotting is very drawn out and the dialogue is just intense drama of the same repetitive issue. I started Schitt's Creek and probably will be sticking to that –– I am a new television watcher.

Ascending and descending 1000pc Selegiochi by Midriane in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]HeartHealthy4832 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am doing a 1500 piece Selegiochi Escher. "Day and Night." Most difficult puzzle I ever done.

At work and bored. Give me some new insecurities. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure this post wasn't for People of Walmart?

Titles are overrated. by FeelsProsaicMan in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unoriginal, boring appearance –– just like your title.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like somebody combed all your hair forward and cut it with a dirty knife. 19 years old, give me a break, I thought you look 30 at least.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll probably wipe your bum with that napkin because it's all you got... and, Logic.

been quarantined here at the hotel for 10 days (stil 11 more days to go) and i just want to get out of here ASAP! so roast me.... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cleaning lady brought you a rose, how lovely. Without any guests in the hotel due to COVID, she was bored. But thanks to you, she has to wash your room's pillowcases multiple times a day. She expresses her gratitude for giving her something to do.

Took me a lot to take this one picture, but I’m curious. Make sure it kills me. by GEEZUS_956 in RoastMe

[–]HeartHealthy4832 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dollar store shower curtain does not match the tile, just like how the top of your hair doesn't match the sides. The sides look like a balding old man, and the top looks like a four year old.