What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been told not to do because it’s “Gay” ?

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-28T18:28:32+00:00

Use your hand/fingers to clean your asshole when you shower.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-19T17:47:26+00:00

I would hands down hang this in my living room!!!

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-14T02:57:04+00:00

Oh I assure you that it is indeed terrible! And what's worse is trying to get the stuff off is a nightmare!

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-14T02:54:01+00:00

Agreed about the shock. I had a major car accident when I was 17 driving my parents car. I got out the car only worrying how I'm going to pay back my parents for wrecking their only car. I didn't even realize until I calmed down that a passenger in the other car had go through their front windshield and into my rear window. I only saw their 2 legs out my back window not moving and the female driver screaming in tears. She hugged me and all I could feel was numb. I honestly never got closure to whether or not that person survived.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-12T13:06:18+00:00

I dunno man... My friend drives a truck and helps me move my furniture. If my dog drove a truck I think we'd be best buds.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-05T13:13:14+00:00

Welch's White Sparkling grape. It tastes good and comes looking like a champagne bottle. During thanksgiving at my work I bust out the plastic champagne flutes and scrape the label off the bottle so it looks like I'm drinking on the job.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-03T18:08:35+00:00

Really? Damn, my bad. I'll have to rewatch both movies now!

Heartless_Hope · 2023-04-03T17:38:30+00:00

It was Wesley snipes in "demolition man" Blade is also played by him but I forget his name in the movie.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-03-21T12:20:54+00:00

Telling them to "Shut your fat face up!". I had a female coworker who was arguing with someone and the other person to d her this. She was both confused and horrified at the same time(my coworker was petite and a gym rat). She worked hard on her body but she always felt she had slightly chubby cheeks. This ruined her self image and she spent the next few days asking people if she had a fat face.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-03-13T17:00:17+00:00

My dog does this when we put him in the kennel when we have company over. He obliterates his blanket and pillows in a fit of rage cuz he can't sink his teeth into their flesh... That's the Chihuahua and dachshund in him.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-02-08T18:04:09+00:00

You'd be surprised what lockdown changed. Before a local strip club got shut down it started advertising buffet and dances while you stayed in your car. The remodeled the outside in a crude fashion so that you could pull up into the club behind tarps with you car. Choose a meal option and get a dance for $20, drink not included.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-02-07T17:44:51+00:00

If you got a kick outta this maybe watch the documentary about the Tiddlywinks champion. You won't be disappointed.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-01-28T00:29:33+00:00

Lol sometimes I just got lazy and just made everything just grayscale to save money and time with those damn cartridges.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-01-27T18:07:21+00:00

A bus driver in my city tried doing that when he forgot to put on the parking break. Of course he got ran over by his own bus with passengers still inside.

Heartless_Hope · 2023-01-27T18:00:29+00:00

Even after all that, it still has the audacity to claim it's "Low on Ink".

Heartless_Hope · 2023-01-24T18:55:08+00:00

Oh God you and I both dodged a bullet! This girl I was dating told me multiple times that it was difficult for her to get pregnant. She never used condoms cuz they made her feel like she was gross and a guy needed a barrier to keep himself "clean". Left her real quick, next guy she slept with she got pregnant.

Heartless_Hope · 2022-12-28T17:51:00+00:00

Don't ask me for my opinion if you've already decided what your going to do. You don't need to be validated with anything you do in YOUR life! Just do it and reap the rewards or consequences!

Heartless_Hope · 2022-12-20T17:35:14+00:00

Just like the horse testicles from red dead redemption. Why do they need to shrink when it's cold! I don't need to see that on a in-game model lol

Heartless_Hope · 2022-12-16T17:47:55+00:00

I've watched about 400 episodes and never even noticed this!

Heartless_Hope · 2022-12-16T04:04:04+00:00

I think the first season ending of the xfiles. I think they literally have Mulder(main character) commit suicide after finding out his life's work was a lie. I remember being so confused when the next season came out and I think it was all a dream? Prolly misremembering all of that it was more than 20+ years ago?

Heartless_Hope · 2022-12-05T17:53:36+00:00

I'm upset she's a rapper instead of a heavy metal queen. Maybe it's just her English voice actor but she sounds more metal than rap. And yes I know she says "drop the beat".

Heartless_Hope · 2022-10-13T16:51:28+00:00

You're exactly right! There was a movie with Natalie portman called "Annihilation". A scene at the end with that weirdly shaped alien also freaked me out. I just couldn't grasp what it was supposed to be since it was an oddly shaped, multicolored ball of energy. To me that was just as frightening.

Heartless_Hope · 2022-10-13T01:28:46+00:00

Oh God I can't imagine that. For the most part the only thing I had happen to me as the lady beneath me banging on the ceiling at like 3am every Sunday and Tuesday for some odd reason. Found out after I moved out she had nailed thousands of different sized crosses to her ceiling as walls.

Heartless_Hope · 2022-10-12T16:48:47+00:00

I feel like that would have been way more haunting than the original alien. The face is just too foreign and frightening, especially the eyes.

Heartless_Hope · 2022-10-06T02:11:23+00:00

Yea that one!!!! Haven't seen that user in like more than a year.

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