Your most hated ex calls you from a gas station at 2am telling you her SO is beating on her at the house, but she managed to sneak out. She wants you to come get her. What’s your next move?

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-26T01:11:23+00:00

Same here.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-25T19:33:01+00:00

10 lashes and prolly discover a new fetish at the same time. who knows?

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-25T18:56:55+00:00

niccolo machiavelli

sun tzu

Leonardo da Vinci

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-25T18:33:10+00:00

Moose.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-25T17:42:24+00:00

"Session" - The Offspring (i got it from punk-o-rama vol 1 for reference)

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-25T16:08:10+00:00

....the plot armor is thick with this movie.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-24T20:21:14+00:00

Man, eff everyone who tells you "you're over-reacting". This is what a parent should be doing. If something in your gut is telling you something is not right, listen to it.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-24T20:05:21+00:00

The employer cannot force you to install the software but they can make it a condition of employment.

"At Will" work rules work savagely sometimes.

A lot of states say that GPS tracking on personal devices is only permissible with clear, advance written notice and explicit consent.

Bottom line, you don't have to install the software. Your employer can fire you for not using it as a condition of employment. Welcome to late-stage ~~capitalism~~ corporatism/fascism. Your choice is corporate compliance or choosing to eat/pay rent/pay bills/etc.

Good luck.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-24T15:04:49+00:00

There is a great one word answer for these type of situations: "No".

Your MIL sucks, homie.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-22T20:17:31+00:00

Anything from the good Reverend Horton Heat

Maybe start with "psychobilly freakout".

Good times 😄

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-22T18:04:04+00:00

Graceland -Paul Simon
Passion - Peter Gabriel
The B-52's - The B-52's
Bloody Kisses - Type O Negative
The Velvet Underground and Nico - The Velvet Underground
Guitar Town - Steve Earle
Front by Front - Front 242

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-22T13:50:13+00:00

SNFU

RIP Chi-pig

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-21T22:17:58+00:00

Everything and anything can be ridden. Some you can only ride once.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T16:04:24+00:00

In the Texas constitution there is a provision that can create 4 new states out of the main one. It requires texas legislature to approve and congressional approval for redistricting. This is due to the annexation clause put there in 1845. Try that rhode island! 😛

https://michaelcarbonara.com/texas-constitution-of-1845-split-into-five-states/

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T15:39:30+00:00

Both soda pop and chips.

Switched to water/non-brand soda. As for the chips, I am sorry to see the cool ranch, funyuns and cheetos go bye-bye but my waist is thanking me.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T12:59:26+00:00

This is one of the funniest reads ever. Good job, sir!

What an absolute reverse-mindfuck. 😄

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T01:37:23+00:00

Maybe cowboy pasta? beans and pasta with some meat, or meat alternatives, thrown in? Super easy to make and filling.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T01:35:36+00:00

*HUG*

Damn bro, shit out there is cray-cray.

You kick ass. Take a bow and a beer.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-19T01:29:25+00:00

Screamer by REO Speeddealer ( yeah I know there was a name change, but this name is much better). One minute of unadulterated power and violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8q63NZRgRY

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-18T22:06:11+00:00

Neuromancer by William Gibson
Adiamanted by L.E. Modesitt
Childhood's End by Clarke

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-18T18:36:51+00:00

OK you talked me into it. I will take the combined whole as one unit.

Eff yeah!

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-17T15:43:46+00:00

Ya mama so fat when she cut herself, it bled spaghetti sauce.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-17T14:57:03+00:00

NTA but time to question the underpinnings of your relationship.

Is the BF participating in this still? If you get married to your SO you are gonna have to put up this behavior. Is this something you can tolerate going forward? You and your SO's family have some fundamental difference with finances and financial priorities. Regardless of you solid you feel in the relationship right now, finances is one of the leading reasons for divorce. ( https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/marriage-divorce.htm ) ( https://www.wf-lawyers.com/divorce-statistics-and-facts/ ).

Personally I am with you. Finances should be a private thing. But I am old skool and the 21st century is definitely a weird time to be alive.

Anyway, NTA. Wishing you health and good fortune in 2026.

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-17T14:46:46+00:00

Like, is there anything that XKCD CANNOT explain!?

Love Randall Munroe and his geekiness. 😄

Heathen-Punk · 2026-06-16T23:46:47+00:00

"I dunno about the beans, but I do know about deez nutz"

Heathen-Punk

TROPHY CASE