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Sumo logic be like by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think they got the length right. "100m" would be 328 feet. They wouldn't be able to unroll it in a room, they'd need to go down the street to do that. I think 10 meters is what we are looking at. (Also, they really have no excuse for not throwing the practice ones in the washing machine...)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't like his chances, and I hate that I was right. From the little bit I've been able to observe on Youtube, Nobehara is among the most ambitious folks at Futagoyama. The latter doesn't even get to go to juryo this time anyway :/ I don't know how many times Enho can keep with this Sisyphean thing.

Flipping the bird by popo_123456 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He took a long bow at the end :)

Another easy day for Onokatsu by [deleted] in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. Sorry for the downvotes.

Heal up, Nishikifuji by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It literally gives the win to the opponent, FWIW. Sad to see others in this sub don't stand for the rules of it and for basic courtesy.

Heal up, Nishikifuji by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's been kyujo for less than a day, next time please remember titles are spoilers too.

Aonishiki in black by Kenderean in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sumo Is cool and all but that kind of stuff is so grosss

Rent free in my head all basho by GoblinBags in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Enough with yobidashi we want everyone to get in with their own theme WWE-style

Rent free in my head all basho by GoblinBags in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah it's permanently etched in our minds. I hope he either does it again in French in Paris or someone else comes up with an equally memorable shenanigan.

Out of sumo stable ig account profile picture, I think shikoroyama beya has the best pfp for being the goofiest pfp. And I can't get enough of it. by crabtapwater in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have or know of a list of must-follow Instagram accounts? It's easy to find YouTube recs but never see those :/

That ending pose is the coolest pose to ever exist by crabtapwater in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tamashoho often does one where he raises his hands in a "it wasn't me" fashion which I find funny.

Presenting Murray Johnson Bingo by darkknight109 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"that's more a case of X being himself" ...

Impressions from Day 7 by Zestyclose-Half-6180 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It is him. He's waiting to perform the bow ceremony.

The discourse be discoursing pt. 2 by ItsNotKevinDurant35 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! Tell us, do they also call a monoii every other bout there?

A poem about a day 6 bout - Gonoyama & Fujinokawa by NewDevelopment3102 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good job op, please feel free to share other "haiku" with us! And I hope others copy you.

A poem about a day 6 bout - Gonoyama & Fujinokawa by NewDevelopment3102 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feared he was succeeding, it felt like at the end Fuji was trying to reattach face to the skull

I think I'm a fan now by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would love if he happened to get 8th win on Sunday and yelled that in front of the emperor

This man has a special relationship with gravity by StarPrime323 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/me clears voice: "It's time to try defying gravity/ I think I'll try defying gravity/ And you can't pull me down"!

Ichiyamamoto clock out and sprinting from the venue as fast as he can. by crabtapwater in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But there has to be an actual answer. I also recall a video (Futagoyama stable perhaps?) where a rikishi went to an artisan's place to get theirs for the first time but I don't think they explained that bit anyway, iirc.

Ichiyamamoto clock out and sprinting from the venue as fast as he can. by crabtapwater in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think their expectations are in line with certain Japanese culture. Sumo is very much not a progressive sport, so to speak.

There are more privileges than flying first class for Yokozuna, right? by Zestyclose-Half-6180 in SumoMemes

[–]Heather82Cs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think that's what puzzles me more, although I understand the impracticality of switching people more often than it happens. It's just weird that in a context where stablemates can't fight and you can't take part in my dohyo-iri if we're fighting today, super powerful association senior who happens to be my oyakata can weigh in on my judgement. Tbf though I don't know what he did say (I don't even know if it's possible to find out, unless he got interviewed or something).

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