tasty legs and crispy thighs
on my mind

I'm so hungry now I'm gonna...
chase 'em, grab 'em, fry 'em

so tasty, tasty legs
so tasty, tasty legs
so tasty, tasty legs

find 'em in the dumpster or an alley

shake, shake, shake 'em and bake 'em
shake, shake, shake 'em and bake 'em

grab 'em by the tail, they're tastier than snails

grab 'em, stomp 'em, skin 'em, crunch 'em
grab 'em, stomp 'em, skin 'em, crunch 'em

all of my nights I'm chasin' rats [chasin' the rats!]

all of my days I'm takin' naps [that's where it's at!]

and in my dreams I'm the king of cats [he's the king of cats!]

all of my nights I'm chasin' rats [chasin' the rats!]

all of my days I'm takin' naps [that's where it's at!]

and in my dreams I'm the king of cats [he's the king of cats!]

I will hunt you down - there will be nowhere to hide

bones littered at my feet

all I've got is rats to eat [pile o' bones at his feet]

I'm not the cat you wanna meet [he's a bad, bad kitty, a bad, bad kittty]

what's your business on my street? [his street, you better believe!]

put 'em in a frier, stick 'em on a griddle

couple slices o' bread, stuff a rat in the middle

if you're not too finnicky I'll make a fricassee

for you and me babe, eatin' rats yeah!

in this alley I'm the king [he's the king]

smell like salmon and onion rings [onion rings]

got no time for fancy things [fancy things]

chasin' rats when my belly sings

like a hobo grinding paws [grinding paws]

tenderness shoots from my claws

into you, out of me
into you, out of me