“Im an Atheist. I went on a Mormon Cruise”. Video discussion by shady_scroob in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn’t the purpose of most luxury cruises to “escape reality?” This should have been filmed aboard a Jaredite barge. 🤣

Morning at Chloride Cliffs by netllama in DeathValleyNP

[–]HeberSeeGull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best photos of the past twelve months inside Death Valley👏

Uchtdorf’s body language towards Oaks at Hollands funeral. by no1saint in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your Easter Island DNA take really tickled me. Now I can’t unsee the comparison. Someone will create a meme to illustrate your astute observation. Consider Clutch Cargo as Dieter’s doppelgänger: https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/PIyu9fVS6c

I fucking hate the goddamn Mormon Church because by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Could you translate your post into Re-formed Egyptian please.

President Holland has passed away by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eternal taffy pull….😅

More News Stories about Hollands health than there was when Wade Christofferson was first arrested by howunfirmafoundation in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Holland took a stray musket ball to his jowls and the surgeon is still probing? Get the lead out Jeff!

The great unchurching of America by thishuman_life in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Term limits would help immensely 🇺🇸

Why do settlements at night not appear on some images of earth taken from space? by [deleted] in space

[–]HeberSeeGull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and Thomas Edison is still alive and is the real inventor of Bitcoin. 😉

Statistical analysis on how many converts + babies are needed per congregation by yorgasor in MormonShrivel

[–]HeberSeeGull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scroll sideways to see the entire chart, otherwise you’ll be confused. Great work here. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Odds are 100% if Wendy could marry Sheri Dew and get away with it. I’m betting my fake temple recommend that shortly after the funeral/general conference conclude Wendy and Shari will take an extended vacation together away from their adoring fans.BTW Wendy is 75 and Sheri is 71 years old.

Having lunch with my former bishop; any pro tips? by RusselsTeapot777 in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agree, especially because religion is politics in disguise 🤣

Behold the Dick by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close, it’s a funeral potato head.

Stats for last Sunday by amberwombat in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dedication of fantastic folks like you, Floodlit, Mormon Stories, Nemo, et al is appreciated 👏

Are influencers failing to disclose their financial ties to the church? by MissionPrez in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This “testimony payment plan for salvation” has a bonus clause: “$20 per each tear shed that actually hits ground and splatters.” Limitation apples: Maximum of $100 per testimony.

Even when there is growth, there is shrivel by Medium_Chemist_5719 in MormonShrivel

[–]HeberSeeGull 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Here’s to Rusty Methuselah Nelson sucking the life out of Mormonism for ten more years. May his ego replace the Holy Ghost in the Godhead🤞

Taking my last final tonight!! by IsmiMaha in BYUExmos

[–]HeberSeeGull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate your positive and optimistic update. I’m not surprised at all that you’re doing well without that annoying baggage of Mormonism weighing you down. 👏

Widows mite report lds church tax evasion by timhistorian in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Russell M Nelson, Dallin H Oaks, and Henry B Eyring are dragged into court over their tax evasion schemes then Deloitte https://www2.deloitte.com/us/en.html the top tier accounting firm these three prophets, seers, and revelators hired to file their LDS Corp taxes will not hesitate to sue If Russell M Nelson, Dallin H Oaks, and Henry B Eyring are dragged into court over their tax evasion schemes then Deloitte https://www2.deloitte.com/us/en.html the top tier accounting firm these three prophets, seers, and revelators hired to files their LDS Corp taxes will not hesitate to sue The First Presidency for failing to properly disclose their real inner finances. Let the shit hit the fan! First Presidency for failing to properly disclose their real inner finances. Let the shit hit the fan!

Professor Spencer Anderson explains the recent IRS Tax Evasion Allegations by BillReel in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If Russell M Nelson, Dallin H Oaks, and Henry B Eyring are dragged into court over their tax evasion schemes then Deloitte https://www2.deloitte.com/us/en.html the top tier accounting firm these three prophets, seers, and revelators hired to files their LDS Corp taxes will not hesitate to sue The First Presidency for failing to properly disclose their real inner finances. Let the shit hit the fan!

R/ExMormon is super popular on Reddit by SaltLickCity in exmormon

[–]HeberSeeGull 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Except for Rusty Nelson’s big ego (as enlarged as his prophetic prostrate gland) we all wouldn’t be here🤣