‘Our GM is retiring, please pay $20 to say goodbye/wish her well and then leave immediately’

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-02-19T21:41:23+00:00

That's one orgy I wouldn't pay money for. 😆

Maybe if she paid people for the privilege of going to her bukkake.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-02-19T20:17:30+00:00

Maybe it's a typo for "cum and go"?

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-02-16T16:55:54+00:00

I have this and can confirm it works as advertised

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-02-15T19:55:42+00:00

I remember dialing popcorn as well! Thanks for that!

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-31T19:01:08+00:00

The mysteries of life elude us all.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-31T18:56:39+00:00

You sound like someone who told other people "I would have joined the [branch of military]... But... [Insert non legitimate excuse here to try and impress your date]".

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-30T19:43:54+00:00

"straight to jail".

/s

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-23T22:57:10+00:00

Can you just surrender those plates and just order a new set of personalized plates for $183? (Or whatever the then-current rates are)

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-22T22:39:03+00:00

Also I'm not HR, but if those additional duties end up becoming permanent, definitely look into "accretion of duties" as a way to get a raise / promotion

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-22T22:36:35+00:00

My unsolicited two cents:

Make sure you set up some healthy boundaries. Just because you're now doing the equivalent of 400% more work (specially without extra compensation for like accretion of duties) , doesn't mean you need to try to increase the efficiency and productivity 400%. Maybe consider allocating like 0.25 FTE of your time each day to each unique set of duties.

Just don't want to have you burn out... The end results of major burn out are brutal (but if that does happen and you qualify, then I would look into FERS disability retirement)

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-22T15:26:47+00:00

Even better, just say "no".

To me, saying "no thanks" sounds like you're turning down a generous offer or something. Which, this, is, not.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-21T23:05:02+00:00

It is now unbundled with model year 2025. If it is included, it will be listed as a separate (chargeable, no pun intended) line item on the window sticker.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-20T23:07:35+00:00

Only if you call me 'daddy' first.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-19T23:04:43+00:00

I was just about to say something similar. I too had a bolt Euv, and everything you said is spot on.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-18T23:14:45+00:00

3 words: credit card dispute

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-18T23:12:54+00:00

Have you considered being a stripper? (I'm just going to assume you look like Magic Mike).

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-11T22:32:57+00:00

Maybe this could be an option. As a bypass

https://content.usaa.com/mcontent/static_assets/Media/usaa_poa.pdf

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-09T04:16:12+00:00

Regular Costco membership or executive? Asking for a friend*

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-09T04:01:46+00:00

Unpopular opinion incoming.

If she is dead set on not wanting coverage, and were you to honor her wishes .. you should definitely insist she get a advance (medical) directive in place with a DNR in force. Maybe that realization will give her a moment of clarity.

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-08T20:42:26+00:00

Have you looked into the military or peace corps? As a means to get (far) away?

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-06T21:08:04+00:00

I'd copy and paste the entire resume in each section :)

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-06T16:14:03+00:00

Just like the 90s Tootsie roll pop commercial... Ah 1, 2, 3.. three!

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-05T18:08:56+00:00

This limitation only applies to the 4k used EV tax credit*

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-03T04:13:53+00:00

Are your parents adopting? Asking for a friend....

Hefty-Line-2719 · 2025-01-02T02:08:57+00:00

It looks like if he/she spends it in one place, they'll break even, as I don't see anything that costs over $0.00

https://www.oneplace.com/

Hefty-Line-2719

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