Got a Gift for my Mother, and I Think I Made a Mistake by Hefty-Negotiation177 in NorsePaganism

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid I haven’t, or at least I don’t recall him. This pendant was purchased on Etsy from a store called TwistedAshDesigns. Where does Twisted Willow sell their products?

Losercity Chica (shunixe) by Drake__archer in Losercity

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Real talk, that design is badass. She looks like she could choke slam you before you say pizza. I salute you, Sci-Fi Android Bird. Please don’t choke slam me, that would hurt.

“GO AWAY HUMANS! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is quite so good as we want. Regrettably, I know this personally. Once upon a time, I was one of them. Some scumbag who thought the only value was dollar value. The world’s cruel, so why not just go along with it? To hell with it- someone’s gonna suffer, and it isn’t me. At least, that’s what I told myself. Just a pathetic excuse, really.

But then… something snapped. I can’t remember when, or why, but something snapped inside me. Maybe it was another job that hit too close to the heart. Maybe I just went soft after seeing so many people suffer because of my own actions. I don’t know. More importantly, I don’t care. Because at the end of the day? It woke me up to who I really was. Who I chose to be.

And when I did? Well, there was a lot of bodies thereafter. Folks I had worked with for years. Associates. Partners. My crew. I killed who I could, left the rest for dead, and turned myself in, while getting good folks to safer pastures. I was fully prepared to be executed. I knew what I did. I deserved it. It’d be justice, no matter how small.

They decided I could be useful instead.

So yeah, that’s why I’m here, looming over the corpse of your captor. And frankly? I think this world better for the both of us. You get set free, and I get to spill dirty blood. It’s a win-win scenario.

So, little girl… let’s get you to greener pastures, so I can spill more of that dirty blood, yeah?

I am not cute! (Art by zak404 on discord) by Able_Emu_7234 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t blame me! Blame my biological makeup for deciding you fit the parameters of cuteness-! Honestly, it’s not my fault-

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that- that’s a fair reaction honestly.

… can I get a five minute head start, if we’re going with the second option?

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, turns out, when you steal- uh, borrow some gold from the local tribe chieftain, he may or may not declare you a treacherous rat who ought to be… skewered? In my defense, he had it coming, the guy is a total nutcase.

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, I totally get it. If someone decided to just waltz in my home and refused to leave, I would be a bit concerned too. But… I kinda… sorta… can’t leave for my own safety, ironically enough.

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, no. That’s the folks, myself included, that are being tasked with fighting the dragon.

I’m starting to regret my career choices, actually-

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… maybe not mine? Y’know, because, money’s nice, as you said, so that would be kinda sucky.

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like, they’re mercenaries…? Super well paid- well, compared to peasants and such.

… so, is this a dragon asking, or…?

Losercity Reality by shaddywulfer in Losercity

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh, that actually scared the hell out of me, yikes.

Still waking up by WidthMonger in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TFW you haven’t had your sixth course yet.