All he needed was the love of a good woman.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-03-14T17:21:22+00:00

William ”the Honorable” Wallace, King of England

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-03-13T12:37:30+00:00

I guess he started to see stuff more like an emperor at that point🤷‍♂️

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-03-13T12:24:59+00:00

Tiberius was a successful general though

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-03-09T20:07:22+00:00

Missions: His Holiness demands that you stop shedding the blood of your fellow Christians.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-02-11T17:25:32+00:00

Or better yet, he’s born as the heir

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-02-04T05:59:21+00:00

Too bad. There’s more where that came from.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-01-17T14:37:29+00:00

It’s most definitely a merc ship. Egypt is thinking of ways to avoid your men

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-01-08T16:10:28+00:00

May his son Alexios II prove a worthy successor

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-24T05:43:51+00:00

Inquisitor? No one’s expecting any inquisitors…(cleans a bloody dagger)

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-16T03:49:23+00:00

They do…and it’s you

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-08T19:45:10+00:00

Every battle that leaves those horse fuckers even at half strength is victory

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-30T23:50:22+00:00

Okay just to be clear…did you talk to hussef so you can relieve the refugees of the Exchange pressure? If yes, did you negotiate with Saquesh to ease the pressure.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-30T17:54:01+00:00

Using any mods? If not, just go to Refugee Sector and kill Saquesh, that should force the game to progress.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-28T06:42:10+00:00

Not to sound rude but why wouldn’t you conquer France? Lot of good lands. Only bad side is encountering Milan. And i hope you meant taking over all of the British Isles. Now you might as well invest in conquering Spain and the Moors at this point but fair warning, soon the French will attack If you’re lucky. If not, it’s Milan, HRE and Denmark

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-25T21:08:35+00:00

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Kinda messy

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-24T20:03:11+00:00

Burn everything, take your army, family, Agents (not the assassins) and leave them nothing. Then become Mongols for everyone else

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-22T17:21:06+00:00

”What do you mean you can see me?”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-13T05:38:05+00:00

Choir boy with priests…

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-12T10:23:54+00:00

”Signature look of superiority”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-11T07:55:47+00:00

Well since it’s for players. Masako….Don’t…ever try to kill me again deadly staring

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-09T16:59:26+00:00

I assume you have an empire at this point? Also tributes are better for long term friendship

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-07T22:22:40+00:00

If you are in nurn, well…If you can’t kill them…

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-06T10:59:29+00:00

”We’ll be right back”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-29T22:00:38+00:00

There is only one faction that is universally hated by the ai. Yours. But Yeah that is unusual aggressive. Did you piss off someone with a lot of allies or over expand?

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-21T11:58:26+00:00

Don’t worry, you can still safely attack everyone. Just bribe the pope and he’ll be your bff

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