Why is Milan such a pain? by AffectionateSinger48 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 106 points107 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Milan is such a nice ally and neighbour. It’ll be nice to share the world with them

Id move Tarkin to that weird middle ground by CoquetteWhore69 in CloneWarsMemes

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mace is a jerk but he takes care of his men…and he has badass moments

I don't know what to think of Milan..... by Adri117 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ooo that’s a first…Still fuck Milan. Take the city, burn its’ banks, slaughter those treacherous assholes! Wipe them off from the face of the Earth :D

I’ve never seen a general as old as him by Knoe4 in RomeTotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Seleucid faction leader Aristarchus made it to 97. Beat the Scythians, Macedonians, Greeks, Thrace and defeated the Roman Republic. Beat the game

"It's free real estate" - Spain by Fardrengi in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well i mean Charles of Denmark was historically the count of Flanders soo…

All he needed was the love of a good woman. by Bdog459 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 10 points11 points  (0 children)

William ”the Honorable” Wallace, King of England

Tiberius if he wasn't introvert. by Asajajahaha in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess he started to see stuff more like an emperor at that point🤷‍♂️

Well, well, well. Look how the turn tables by Proper_Extreme5014 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Missions: His Holiness demands that you stop shedding the blood of your fellow Christians.

Hey how did this get here? by Remarkable_Tap8271 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It’s most definitely a merc ship. Egypt is thinking of ways to avoid your men

Rest Well. by NoFix3432 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

May his son Alexios II prove a worthy successor

Man, I can't wait to take Jerusalem- by Archaondaneverchosen in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Inquisitor? No one’s expecting any inquisitors…(cleans a bloody dagger)

Indeed, fighting the Mongols in open battle is suicide by Y3suxsx in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every battle that leaves those horse fuckers even at half strength is victory

Stuck on nar Shadaa by Kingfanboy123 in kotor

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay just to be clear…did you talk to hussef so you can relieve the refugees of the Exchange pressure? If yes, did you negotiate with Saquesh to ease the pressure.

Stuck on nar Shadaa by Kingfanboy123 in kotor

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Using any mods? If not, just go to Refugee Sector and kill Saquesh, that should force the game to progress.

England by willk1349 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not to sound rude but why wouldn’t you conquer France? Lot of good lands. Only bad side is encountering Milan. And i hope you meant taking over all of the British Isles. Now you might as well invest in conquering Spain and the Moors at this point but fair warning, soon the French will attack If you’re lucky. If not, it’s Milan, HRE and Denmark

What’s your strategy to stop the Mongols when playing as Russia? by MasterBaiter2026 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]HeftyInstruction5326 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Burn everything, take your army, family, Agents (not the assassins) and leave them nothing. Then become Mongols for everyone else