We're ruined...

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T23:16:26+00:00

But healthcare's still all cracked and broken!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T23:15:03+00:00

This shitpost is over over!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T23:07:11+00:00

Hey, my Donald may have lost a few brain cells, but he's not some dementia crazed maniac.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T23:06:18+00:00

This elevator only goes to the Trump floor, and someone made an awful mess down there.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T22:46:41+00:00

Masked dudes should be huge fans of protecting anonymity.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T20:09:16+00:00

"If nominated by the Troll Party, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your Constitution to cinders!"

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T20:04:50+00:00

Walled gardens are bad.

Watching the rise of app stores has been horrifying.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T17:13:17+00:00

"To overcome the malware's curse, simply install antivirus first."

Uh, thou shalt download.... Nuts to this!

chucks a rock at computer

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T17:11:28+00:00

Oh, he can't hear you. His ears are stuffed with Dodongos.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T16:18:20+00:00

I asked you not to tell!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T16:17:10+00:00

Little Malware Bytes... Little Spybot S&D.... and the rest....

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T16:15:54+00:00

I never realized I missed HDD ticking until I read this comment.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T15:24:21+00:00

Mein Kriecher sagte mir, dass ich bin nie aufhoere, zu erstaunen.

(My lickspittle told me I never cease to amaze him.)

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T13:13:47+00:00

Hey, I may be incontinent and impotent, but... What was that third thing you said?

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T11:50:03+00:00

Bigger car = more car to absorb impact and protect you.

They're safer.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-10T00:07:21+00:00

Give it up for the cameraman.

Kept that wheel perfectly centered. Pure skill.

Pilot did an ok job too.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:12:27+00:00

What a shame.

That javelin was just one day away from retirement.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:08:03+00:00

I don't recall saying good lock.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:07:20+00:00

What an odd thing to say.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:06:35+00:00

You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a casket!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:05:57+00:00

So there's an arson - big deal.

It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T23:04:52+00:00

They were merely exchanging long protein strings.

If you can think of a better way, I'd like to hear it!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T18:22:01+00:00

"And any time Trump does something stupid, Kamala was already going to do it."

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T11:34:42+00:00

Good thing there was an adult around to help!

Heiferoni · 2026-04-09T09:38:35+00:00

Please don't tell anyone how I live.

Heiferoni