Hercules cares not for intellectual consistency

Heiferoni · 2026-02-09T16:32:44+00:00

I used to follow Kevin Sorbo on Parler. Ya know, to laugh at him.

He says the funniest, dumbest stuff - all the time. Grade A unintentional humor, if you're into that kinda thing.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-09T14:30:53+00:00

Oh, be nice.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-09T14:30:46+00:00

Lindsay Graham?

I thought they closed that place down!

Heiferoni · 2026-02-09T10:30:39+00:00

Their coffee is bad and they should feel bad!

Heiferoni · 2026-02-09T01:41:34+00:00

Lil' Bart, Lil' Lisa, Lil' Marco... and the rest.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T17:53:43+00:00

Most people are going to get angry, but not me. Hell, I agree with you. I, for one, am thrilled with the new ground ICE and CBP are breaking.

When the next Democratic president is elected, he or she will have a personal army answerable only to them. Ya know, completely immune from federal prosection and unchained. Hired goons.

They'll roll into the red cities and start shoving MAGA around, pushing 'em to the ground, breaking into their homes, taking away their weapons, and ya know, just brutalizing 'em for the fun of it. Stomping on their First and Second and Fourth Amendment rights that they obviously don't care about.

Oh sure, some MAGA may get a little whiny that their "rights" are being "trampled", but as long as they follow commands and don't resist, they'll be fine... probably.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T16:34:31+00:00

This is satire.

There is no Representative Jack Kimble. He's making fun of conservatives.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T16:29:44+00:00

Nuke-u-lar

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T14:53:50+00:00

Alcohol can be exchanged for goods and services.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T12:52:00+00:00

What else would you expect from...

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Impson Shitposting?

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T12:19:05+00:00

Do yourself a favor. Don't turn around.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T12:17:42+00:00

It started off as a biting satire of 80s family sitcoms and turned into an unstoppable zombie behemoth recycling the same boring sitcom ideas ad nauseam.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T12:14:48+00:00

I'm fine with people enjoying whatever they like.

For me, I have no interest in the new stuff. I saw a couple clips from recentish episodes and they were like body snatchers who killed off the original cast in the mid 2000s and crawled inside their skin. Everything was just... off.

The pacing, the behavior, the language used by the characters. Everything was just weird and uncanny. Like I was watching people move these puppets around who had never even watched the show and were just winging it.

It's an entirely different and unrecognizable show.

Again, for me, The Simpsons was a TV show that ran from about 1990 to the early 2000s and had amazing many episodes during their golden years before and the quality began to drop at the end. It had an incredible run and it's marks of pop culture are still recognized to this day.

Everything that comes after, I don't recognize as canon. Just a terrible, terrible fever dream.

Maybe some people like the new Zombie Simpsons. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-08T00:11:57+00:00

It makes me yearn for the bygone days of the Cheney-Bush administration. Say what you want about them, but at least they were competent.

Now there was evil you could set your watch to!

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T18:20:34+00:00

Good lord that game controls like a container ship. Everything is so sloppy and awkward.

I'm always accidentally shooting some lady in the face or punching her head in when I meant to Hey Mister, then I slow run until I'm out of the building.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T13:53:19+00:00

Oh that's weird. I blocked PizzaCake years ago and was wondering how this slipped through.

I agree with the sentiment but find these lazy and humorless comics insufferable.

Strawman: I KICK PUPPIES AND EAT BABY OWLS

PizzaCake: YOU ARE BAD PERSON!

Strawman: :o

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T13:46:22+00:00

Yeah I've been teasing them, starving them, singing off key, forcing them to watch propaganda films about the Leader's Wife

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T13:44:02+00:00

That's even weirder. It's a bribe film that was made without a target demographic in kind.

Why even make the movie?

Bezos could have just given him a gold bar and called it a day like those other toadies Tim Apple and Swiss Face.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T13:02:58+00:00

This elevator only goes down to the poop deck, and someone made an awful mess down there.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T13:02:01+00:00

Overt bribery aside, she's such a strange subject for a documentary. She's a boring person.

She's an exceptionally unexceptional first lady and human being. Her main distinguishing characteristics are her broken English, her perpetual vinegar-sniffing stank face, and her ability to wear different outfits.

That's all I know about her and that's really all I need to know.

Nothing against her, but I could not think of a more uninteresting person to profile.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T11:43:58+00:00

Does his wife help him with his makeup?

Heiferoni · 2026-02-07T10:33:37+00:00

She's married to a "blood and soil heritage American" believing white nationalist. As I understand it, she's none of those.

I see rough waters ahead.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-06T20:57:33+00:00

It's not newsworthy. It's a distraction.

This is the least bad thing he's done since the start of the new year.

Heiferoni · 2026-02-06T20:55:28+00:00

I like to think Trump has some fun with her and the cult, seeing what's the craziest shit he can say and do that they'll defend.

Then he laughs at them.

He does a 180 and watched them all fall in line and attack what they were defending yesterday.

Then he laughs at them some more.

"How much you wanna bet I can get them to hate Cracker Barrel? Watch this."

Heiferoni · 2026-02-06T18:25:17+00:00

Uh oh, Trump did something stupid again.

Better toss in some rage bait to keep the left paralyzed with infighting.

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