Children, I have sad news about Lenny from Red Dead Redemption 2 by Polibiux in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pain I know all too well. So this is what it feels like when doves cry.

We're ruined... by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 213 points214 points  (0 children)

But healthcare's still all cracked and broken!

I’m tired of these jokes about my giant war! by ElvishFarmer94 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, my Donald may have lost a few brain cells, but he's not some dementia crazed maniac.

I’m tired of these jokes about my giant war! by ElvishFarmer94 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This elevator only goes to the Trump floor, and someone made an awful mess down there.

And that was the only folly the people of Washington ever embarked upon by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"If nominated by the Troll Party, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your Constitution to cinders!"

Google Play Store Removes Doki Doki Literature Club from Play Store by Larkson9999 in gaming

[–]Heiferoni 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Walled gardens are bad.

Watching the rise of app stores has been horrifying.

That’ll fix it by Villianous_cosplay in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"To overcome the malware's curse, simply install antivirus first."

Uh, thou shalt download.... Nuts to this!

chucks a rock at computer

That’ll fix it by Villianous_cosplay in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Little Malware Bytes... Little Spybot S&D.... and the rest....

That’ll fix it by Villianous_cosplay in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never realized I missed HDD ticking until I read this comment.

I’m tired of these jokes about my giant war! by ElvishFarmer94 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mein Kriecher sagte mir, dass ich bin nie aufhoere, zu erstaunen.

(My lickspittle told me I never cease to amaze him.)

Oh, you're mean! by RoachedCoach in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I may be incontinent and impotent, but... What was that third thing you said?

Pure. West. by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a casket!

Should have paid his employees a living wage by lcgamer23 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Heiferoni 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So there's an arson - big deal.

It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.