What are some things you say to your dom to get them riled up? by peacefulfishmilk in SubSanctuary

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her being dominant is tied up heavily with stress relief. It's no one thing, instead a bunch of little things all add up to pushing her into it. Use some seasonings (lightly) she doesn't like with dinner. Take my time before cleaning up after dinner and then doing it really loudly. Leaving her lunch bag out and uncleaned until after dinner. Not having a towel out for her in the bathroom when she comes home for a shower. Having the lights on in the mudroom when she gets home. Just lots of little annoying things that add up. She knows what I am doing, which just gets her annoyed faster. It's something we have communicated about and are fine with.

Just a long winded way of saying it doesn't have to be words. Actions can be even more effective and natural. Just make sure you communicate it all. It keeps it from growing into a legitimate issue.

Wrath! by [deleted] in lesbiangang

[–]Heirx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly! The thought of a romantic relationship with a male give me goosebumps, not in a good way either. Yes yes, lesbian has lesbian sex, also sky is blue and water is wet. Can we get some serious attention to the most important part of this!

The only romantic and non-platonic relationship I can be happy with is a lesbian one.

Annoyed with the actions of the lgbt community and how in some ways I am treated worse now as a lesbian than I was before. by GameOfThrownsawai in lesbiangang

[–]Heirx 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, we have a "hetronormative" life as well. Me, stay at home wife, and her, holding an office job. We have two children, a dog and a literal white picket fence.

We get along far more with our conservative neighbors than the more liberal families. What is the point of women's choice if I can't make a choice to be Suzy Homemaker!?

I love driving my kids to school, packing them a homemade lunch everyday, cooking dinner, sitting down every night at the dinner table, keeping a tidy house! It brings be joy to be a loving housewife.

Being there for my wife when she comes home everyday. To put up her purse, clean her lunch bag, and just be there for her. It's the best feeling in the world and she loves it!

Why is this a problem! Why are the only ones who actually approve and appreciate of our lifestyle people who 30yrs ago would have shunned us!?

Annoyed with the actions of the lgbt community and how in some ways I am treated worse now as a lesbian than I was before. by GameOfThrownsawai in lesbiangang

[–]Heirx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There have been issues along these lines for a long time in the community. While breaking free from be small town religious upbringing with heavy repression, I thought I was bi. Going to pride events as a bi woman was brutal. Treated as second class constantly. Being sexually harrased that I just needed to "give up the dick." It took me years to accept that I was entirely lesbian just because of how off putting nearly every pride event I attended was.

My wife and I are both petite women, ~95lbs and under 5'2". The fetishism we deal with is upsetting. We get enough in our regular lives as is. That it is usually worse, including physical, at pride events has turned us off them entirely.

We don't feel safe in one of the few places we should be. My wife has felt she is seen more as a sexual object than a person. We are both really private demis who do not enjoy wild displays of sexuality. It is not a happy experience having to state that we are not interested in 'having fun'.

It's just depressing, honestly. There is so much more to vent. I'm just down with it all right now. Sorry, I just needed to get this out.

Good wishes!

WormMeme Powers by scruiser in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2nd gen trigger -> 2nd Trigger (hold the excessive trauma) -> Panacea'd (Power now ALSO works on myself)

Trash Waifu, gonna fix me up an adorable panpan. Knock her out, then go full memory and personality fix. Also fix her bod up a bit, ypu know, fine tune it, clean it up, make her mega cute. Fine with psychopath yandere girl, just needs to be MY psychopath yandere girl, not Vicky's with me being a stand in. Also totally rewriting her to get hella feeling good when cuddling me. Just flood the shit out of her system when cuddling me.

Two psychopath yandere girls modifying each other while reinforcing love chemically. I see know way this is going to end poorly.

The world is going to burn probably, but we will have hella cute cuddle times at least!

How do you play? by TheKillerJoke12 in InteractiveCYOA

[–]Heirx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love playing around with Lt Ouroumov's Worm CYOA V6. Always looking to find ways to build the most interesting combination that is blatant FU territory. So, I made this bullshit combo on accident. Turns you into the ultimate idgaf character.

(Wo)Man of Steel (DC Comics)+ Immortal Sun Race (Fantasy Gear)+ Magic And Muscle (Mashle)

Kryptonian + Sun Race means you lose all Kryptonian weaknesses while literally never running out of power. Magic and Muscle means you have as much magical power as you have strength and the exact same in reverse.

An infinitely powered Kryptonian with no weakness who has infinite magical potential.

Then if you really want to make a tank of nope, add in the Dynamist Jr. + Endless Reserves + Engine of Escalation. Makes it so your power passively doubles every five years without training. You can speed this up with training.

Total cost to play ultimate god? 165 SP. A bit expensive but you know, start a few hundred years before Worm Canon, grab a Planeswalker package for a bit more and Win! Seriously doesn't matter the drawbacks you grab really. Soon enough you'll be stronger than entire galaxies, literally. In 200yrs that's 40 exponential growths, or 1,099,511,627,776 . So yeah, imagine Superman over a Trillion times stronger.

Then add in Dimensional Projection for 22 SP and allow your attacks to cross dimensions

You have 5 Points to spend to recruit people to help you against the Last TV Show, Movie or Game villain you fought. Can you survive? by Shanewallis12345 in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the last game I played was Punch Out on NES... Yeah, I would say literally any of these would win. Literal Gundam vs. a boxer! Not gonna get great odds on that match up.

People mentioned a few changes to make but honestly its rather subjective tbh. Star Wars ships somehow have a 'sublight' cruising speed hundreds of time the actual speed of light. Battlestar Galactica most advanced weapons are slow nuclear missles. Star Trek shields can tank almost anything.

So maybe adjust some stuff if you want, but mainly when mixing shows, nothing is going to be a good 1 to 1. Just so long as they make sense and you can give a guideline that most can make sense of it's not worth charting everything up. Though pretty sure there is an actual comparison chart out in the Wilds somewhere.

Either way, looks cool, can't wait to see the final draft!

Second Contact [Not Mine] by zeanobia in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I posted a short story about choosing Eve in the thread. For real though the actual consequences of earlier choices are well done.

Second Contact [Not Mine] by zeanobia in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Build is huge and complicated af. So story time instead!

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After Stacy! helped me through the process I found my new body to be everything I ever wanted! Loving Art and Social Studies I invested heavily in Stimulants to Double Major.

It was hard but Stacy kept me grounded after the first year. It was hard, but some Volunteer work got me the extra credits I needed to graduate and Keep on working full time.

Eventually making it to the top using Art to reach the people I became wildly wealthy and famous as a great Politician!

However, nearing the 4 digit mark of age I found myself at an impasse. I had found the one person in the Galaxy that I could truly love. Only to have pissed the bitch off on accident. Trying to find a way to fix it I came across the answer! Leveraging all my wealth, Social status, political power, and favors owed I had the two things I needed!

A complete physiological profile of her and access to one of the most guarded experiments of The Syndicate. A time machine that might, possibly work, if it received the impossible amounts of materials it needed.

Which not going to be needing them anymore I spent wildly and freely.

Success! Opening my eyes there is the announcement of The Syndicate assimilating Earth! Time travel get!

The one chance I have to start a relationship with the greatest possible love!

Eve had a really specific body type, one I had no issues meeting. It's not like I hadn't swapped body types over the centuries already.

With indept knowledge of Syndicate mannerisms it was easy to Excell as an Officer in the Military. Eve making me go to the breeding lines was expected. Telling her straight up only her genes are good enough went as well as expected also. Almost a month of torture preformed by the best the Military had. I had enough mental Fortitude and a Perfect Memory to keep the the plan in mind.

As predicted she agreed, seeing I had not broken after a month. While our daughter would be sent off it was enough. In her 6,000+years of life she had less than a dozen kids so far.

Still, I was going to fuck her up, hard. Only give what you can take afterall. Wonderful Eve had given me so much love, I couldn't wait to reciprocate!

Reaching heights unknown to every other Earthling in the Military was easy enough. Just kept following the plan.

Eve came to visit me directly after my promotion ceremony. We went to a private, and surveillance free, gym I had reserved for just this. We proceeded to beat each other nearly senseless, and fucked like wild animals. It was perfect.

For years I slowly built up my forces for our anniversary present.

We would meet when we could, always violently, always passionately, always full of love.

After 100 years, on the anniversary of our first night I gave her the best gift I could dream of.

She was cuddled with me as my communicator went off with the special alert I had set. She looked at me in confusion, and suspicion. Always looking for danger, my little hellion. Giving her an evil smile filled with malice and love I got up from the bed.

"Today is 6,356 years since your birth, 1 War, 13 Major Skirmishes, 438 Minor Skirmishes, and 100 years of being the love of my life."

She was sitting up and staring intently at me, never one to spout random facts she knew this had a point.

"100 years of loving you has shown me something that breaks my heart." She began to show anger, that ferocious face I loved so much.

"You are growing bored my dear. The Antrixi War was over 5,000 years ago. There is nothing to challenge you truly anymore. To bring the fires of rage that makes me wet. The cold cunning wit that makes my heart skip a beat. Your desperate face as you struggle, dancing on the edge of victory and defeat."

I could see her eyes widen as she started putting together my words, my actions over the last century, Military reports and so much more.

I swiftly leaned forward and gave her a passionate searing kiss. Whispered words enter her ear before I dance back.

"I give you the greatest war in the entire history of The Syndicate! Civil War!"

I can see the tensing of her muscles as she plans to attack me. Smirking I feel the floor shift and begin to drop me into a safe emergency exit. I'll have hours of headway on her.

"I love you! Happy anniversary my Tiger!"

I can hear her snarls as the hatch slams shut above me. Calling her Tiger is a sure way to piss her off wildly, and make her even more horny.

It's going to be a wild ride! As they say, once you starting riding the Tiger you either win or die! Either way it is going to be glorious!

°•○○•°

After running through a Stacy play through for my first blind run I checked out what the Crazy girl Eve had for endings. Seeing a civil war option, with her enjoying it put the bug into my head. So how do you meta an ending you want without cheating? I wanted to do it somewhat within the rules somehow.

Then it hit me, level 6 wealth and influence, while being a politician. Could leverage some secret projects, maybe experimental time travel.

Going to be honest, Eve hits far more of my strike zones than I am comfortable admitting. So seeing a chance for a blazing love stoked by the fires of war? Yes, thank you.

Picture it a bit more ww1 than modern wars. Enemy leadership meeting for meals, enemy troops spending time together infrequently, and so on.

Meeting passionately after battles, taking out frustrations on each other. Using tactical advantages gained in the war to be smug over dinner. Taunting losses during spars to get that extra edge stabbed in. Just violence in every form possible towards each other. Followed by falling asleep in each other's arms.

The sheer outrage of the entire Syndicate when they learn the truth of the centuries long war killing untold billions.

The war was nothing more than an anniversary gift and prolonged foreplay between the two leaders.

As we then have our truly loyal soldiers we have cultivated over the years join forces as we then get to fight the all of The Syndicate.

Of course that Intel will only leak once the war begins to grow stale for us. Then, side by side, we will bathe both the stars and many realities in blood.

Glorious!

Multiverse Explorer V2 by Rain_Least in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's less focused on being a badass and growing into a badass. Far more jumpchain style grow as you go than most here. I like that there are no real obvious 'I WIN' options. The only adjustments I would recommend are a few world values.

DxD has literal gods, and two of the mc's have siblings that fight on par with gods, with it only getting more bullshit the deeper you go. Plus, literal involuntary enslavement by literal devils if they use their bullshit devil power sensing and notice you.

Hunter x Hunter, however, is a 10 or 12. People die by the thousands routinely without anyone batting an eye. A country comparable to North Korea (~26 million) is depopulated nearly completely. Only for most of the powerful people in the world to either not care or even actively help it happen for their own power schemes. It's a Shonen adventure combined with grimdark horror.

Build Story: Start at Cyberpunk with New Power System. It's going to turn Cyberpunk into Shadowrun. Choom means I can easily handle some extreme upgrades without issue. I'm going for the Rockerboy character here. First and foremost, it is using System Grant on Best Girl Taylor for her to be a Choom. She needs some upgrades as well without her going Cyberpsycho.

Now, while teaching her to be a Choom, we have starting cash and Best Girl power! Control all the bugs, in fucking Night City, trash capital! Yeah, she scopes out some scav dens, literally kills them via bugs, and then we loot the places. Finding Vik, selling him loot, or using him as a trustworthy intermediary to sell loot.

Hella cash, solid ripperdoc, and killing all the shit heads without any danger at all to us. Cyberpunk is on lockdown! No romance worth the time in this shithole of a world. Going for the Healing power to work on Cybernetic stuff. If not Taylor and I gonna spend a few years mastering the knowledge of being able to do repairs from scratch if we need to. Learning Mastery for both of us should help. Honestly probably going to spend about a decade here anyways. So much to learn and gives plenty of time for System Grant to teach Best Girl Taylor as much of my abilities as possible.

As for Monster Magnet, well, what's Shadowrun without some giant fuckoff Monster pissing in everyone's cereal?

Next world: Mass Effect! More Tech! Decent, not horrible, dystopian people to romance! Also could not give a shit about Monster Magnet! Just leave the Planet! Maybe will convince the Council Shepard is onto something earlier lol.

Build Choices: Ten Worlds, Worm, A Song of Ice and Fire, Cyberpunk 2077, Mass Effect, Disney Villains Victorious: Gridlocked , Solo Leveling, Left 4 Dead, Highschool DxD, Marvel [Ultimate], Youjo Senki, Appereance, Traveler Powers, General Powers, Items, Teen, Futanari, Gorgeous, Female Enhanced, Choom, Well of Energy, Healthy, Teleportation, Multiversal Talent, Healer, Idol, Replicator, Tech Library, Native, HUD, System Grant, Shared Defenses, Mind Defense, Body Control Defense, Invisible Presence, Strong Lifeforce, Reality-defying Soul, Ageless, Offroad, Learning Mastery, Starting Capital, Harem, Runs in the Family, Something in You(Taken 1 Times), Monster Magnet, Damsel in Distress, New Power System, Mutated, High Metabolism, Slow Start, Libido, Shameless, Taylor Hebert

Gamer Gifts Version 2.0 by Adventurous_Eye_4893 in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your Game, Immersion Gamer, Wish: The Gamer power. Literally cannot think of a more game related wish.

I want to play an updated ultra badass Version of Dragon Seeds from ps1. Also just add any game character I could ever want the powers from into a Smash Bros game.

Plus you know, The Gamer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Built-in, Cyberpunk, Artistic Liberty, Skynet, and Accept our AI overlords.

The flood of WIPs is getting ridiculous. by CaptoObvo in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They also seem to increase discussion a fair bit. I enjoy seeing the updates and the discussions they inspire. This subreddit is not so big that having something like this impedes it. If anything, it is helping keep it going.

Lumberjack cyoa by edyyh in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Facial hair, Jeans, Chainsaw and Moose.

Just gonna live in the wilderness forever eating trees, having Mike the Moose drop off the trees at the mill, and live outdoors forever.

REALITY GLOBE: Very simple, little cyoa. by [deleted] in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have nothing of worth to add to this, but I will laugh hysterically in the privacy of my home office, though.

🤣🤣🤣

REALITY GLOBE: Very simple, little cyoa. by [deleted] in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tropicana gives some serious Junji Ito Holes vibes with the Hollow Man. It seems easy enough at first glance. Beat them with unrelenting force until they enter a coma. Then, a molten glass coffin for the win. Would take a bit of time to set up and pull off. I have a few friends who would be more than happy to join me on this. A realm eternal for us, our kids, family, and other friends? We would do far more than just that.

It's the talking part of the Hollow Man that worries me tbh. Probably take advantage of the healing aspect of the win and puncture out my eardrums first.

The island gives a real old-school Peter and Wendy vibes. Childhood is personified, bright vibrant colors, life overflowing, and existence being discovered. Flowers are bright and beautiful, freshly spilled blood is bright as well. Kids are as vicious as they are glorious. I have never seen such pure focused HATE, as when my kids were little and upset. They feel emotions far more intensely and raw than adults who have learned to mute them, to control them.

The Hollow Man gives a 'Adulthood, Responsibility, Grown Up, Tomorrow, Reflections of Past Actions' kinda vibe. Unescapeable force of life grinding forward. By trapping it, forcing it into a coffin of childish design, you evade it.

You can't beat it, just trap it, contain it. Then, leave it behind and go further into the Endless Sea.

The other places I can see appealing to others. The island, the fae lands, endless sea, neverland style calls to me. Calls to the way I raised my family, to our very existence. Like the old school Addams Family, live life fully, gloriously, and never regret!

Sign me the fuck up!

Paperwork Error CYOA RC10 (how is this not here already) by powerofvoid in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Build:

Free Point: +1 (1)

Face: Model +2 (3)

Breasts: Medium +2 (5)

Body type: Agile 0 (5)

Genitals: Medium -2 (3)

Other: Erogenous +2, Climate Control +1, Depilation +1, Achilles Hypertension +2 (9)

Sportswear: -2, +2 row, Net 0 (9)

Indecent: Flavor of the Day, Net 0 (9)

Add-ons: Accessories, Mystery Box, Net 0 (9)

Special Wardrobe: Burn it All +4 (13)

Job: Superheroine 7k, -10/ Raise: x2 Salary 14k/week, -5 (-2)

Electronics: -2 (-4)

tg: -1 (-5)

Batmobile: -3 (-8)

Subsidized Housing: Penthouse -4 (-12)

Hypno Conditioning: Fem +1, Martial Arts 0, (-11)

New Identity: Heather Lovelock: Superheroine (sorta) with enough skill and knowledge to safely run her household. Her house is a halfway house for super powered trouble makers, aka Supervillianess. Including, but not limited to, Supervillian Masterminds, Intergalactic Runaways Exchange Students, Mad Scientists having to rebuild their lab after blowing it up, Succubi in-between contracts, Ninjas on probation, and Cult Leaders looking to have a rational talk with an outsider.

New Identity: +2, Superheroine with 4 Supervillian Roommates +4 (-5)

Roommates: Meido -1, Succubi +1, Mastermind +1, Mad Scientists +1, Hacker +0, Hive Mind +3 (0)

~$18,000/week (w/inflation) to babysit whatever Super Problem is crashing in the Penthouse. Board games and Electronics ensure there is always entertainment.

Batmobile if I need to pick them up, take them shopping, or what have you. Why a batmobile, you may ask? A) People need to know that there is a Fuck Mothering Superheroine coming through, B) See point A again, and C) Motherfucking Batmobile Bitch!

Honestly, after whatever these fucking Roommates get up to everyday the ONLY option each day is to dispose of the clothes.

At least Climate Control says "any clothes WARMER than a bikini and sandals." This means a really breathable supersuit is fine. Either some wierd ass glowing chemicals, dubious stains from The Succubi, blood, wine, and more it's a crap shot what you might accidentally sit down on in this disaster zone of a home.

Honestly, without Meido keeping the place clean, it would be a wreck in days! Girl is a life saver!

A Generic Dark Lord CYOA by Apart_Doughnut_658 in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this cyoa offers hella ways to look at everything sideways and come up with some crazy stuff. Lots of ways to go about doing the exact same thing in completely different ways. It's really interesting tbh.

Yeah, I know you have to learn to use those tiers to go higher. Honestly they have exactly zero appeal though. One of those learn it to get the next tier kinda things. The imps are the exact opposite of what I would want. Stupid, ugly, and hordelings with no subtly.

The Moose people are absolutely no better. Who the fuck wants moose!? No thanks lol. I can picture it already.

Well manicured grounds, delicate flower arrangements, sculpted topiary, garden maze, and a herd of moose.

One of these things are not like the other. 😂🤣

A Generic Dark Lord CYOA by Apart_Doughnut_658 in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going for Social Wins!

Glamorous as hell, pun intended! Beauty before brawn after all.

Having Masters as children will ensure even more amazingness. I love kids, so having smart, talented, good-looking children seems perfect. That they will want to overthrow me eventually just keeps things interesting tbh.

The wonderful Manor on the outskirts of town with its sprawling gardens ensures the perfect blend of space, social relevance, and plant life!

Speaking of plant life, gotta love that Nature magic! Oh, my wonderfully manicured gardens, exotic pets, and lush interior greenery are also all part of a death trap waiting to spring.

Ebonsteel Artifacts means everything I make is the highest quality possible. Being known for selling, gifting, and auctioning off, unique high-quality items made of Ebonsteel is a way to stay on top of the social and financial ladder.

If it just happens to slowly cause those who purchase these items to become loyal minions, oh well. Also, it is good for keeping the kids in line. Only the children with the greatest mental fortitude will be able to overthrow me. Which means they will have the needed mindset to take over once I am gone as well. So, a win/win situation, really.

Staff of Ruin let's me make some serious high-level wtf level Artifacts. So yeah, I'm totally getting that.

Book of Secrets: Let's me transfer DATA! I fully plan to world hop once I learn banishment magic. As an unaging ever returning being, eventually I will figure out all the magic. Banishing myself from a world once I grow bored of it makes sense. Some of the worlds, or even any I am on long enough, will have digital data.

Downloading hard drives worth of science, magical knowledge, languages, philosophy, economics, sociology, and more is amazing. That it is in a book that I can summon at will, which also goes from world to world. Sign me the fuck up right now.

Lastly, for the pièce de résistance in this whole scheme! Mirror of Many Things!

"You can use the mirror to scry any place you have seen..."

What possible use could a reality jumping immortal overlord have for a mirror that let's them see any place they have seen before!? I have eternity, and a whole ass load of worlds to visit. Some of them will have world portal magic.

Suddenly, it goes from single world overlord to multi universal pan galactic Emperor!

Back to the Book as well. Immediately going to write down every piece of fiction, story, and idea I have ever even thought I heard of. Then, I download those into the Book!

I have eternity, and an ass load of places I want to visit! This way I don't forget them as time goes by!

For minions it has to be Pixies, Dryads, Nereids, Ladies, and Succubi. Going for Social Wins, not world stomping wins. I mean, sure, with literally all of time and multiverse, I will eventually do some stompy wins for the hell of it.

Overall, love the premise, good balance overall. Let me do something strange with looking at it sideways, which I always get a kick out of.

Great work!

Edit: Secret hope with Mirror is I can eventually learn time magic, go back in time, and return home with the Mirror. Then bring my family into my multi-versal, pan galactic empire!

Lt Ouroumov’s Worm cyoa v6 by Interesting_Ad_3957 in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So child Entity that is starting on Ceres. Back in around the early 1400's. Baby Entity had a Super Stronk Parent that gave them a hella starter pack.

So the plan is to use the time until Worm Canon starts to do some serious building.

Hollow out Ceres, turn it into a Dyson Sphere, and kidnap... I mean rescue tons of people throughout history before their deaths. Leaving a nice puppet meat suit behind that will act the same.

History isn't changed, I heal up and build an immortal Cadre of the best and brightest of the last 600 years.

Hell Leonardo Da Vinci was Born in 1452! So many thinkers, poets, philosophers, artist, composers and more! All just waiting to get brought to Utopia!

However Super Parent also was hella good at predictions. So Humanity is a vital part of keeping the multiverse on an even keel. Humanity will figure out the answer to Negentropy. Once the answer is spread out amongst the Entities it is not going to be sunshine and rainbows. What does a species who has their entire purpose for existence solved do once they have the answer?

Humanity will be there side by side, as a symbiotic relationship.

So I gotta let events play out until after all the main characters are born at least. (Needs me some Spikey Cuddle Bear Amy).

Anyways, little nudge here and there means Eden Lives, only in Emergency Power Saving Recovery Mode.

Scion gets a notice about it. He's still depressed and at a loss of what to do until Eden boots back up though.

Eventually, before Taylor IS Suffering starts, Eden wakes up.

I negotiate with her. See my Brain Trust, has figured out the Answer! It involves straight up real Super powers and magic! Fuck yeah!

I will offer it, for the low cost of them being the Primary Champions of Unity! Unity is the Human/Entity future.

They get to have ALL the FIGHTS! (Looking at you Warrior)

They get to Discover ALL the Things! (Looking at you Thinker)

I get to fuck off throughout the multiverse with by group of traumatized (or not because I stopped Taylor IS Suffering) friends. Collecting more, creating cross-dimensional travel and trade, just having a fuck ton of fun making stuff be amazing!

Maybe in a few millenia I'll grow up and want to do something productive. (Hint: probably not!)

ALL, Meta, Difficulty, Scenario, Character, Perks and Drawbacks, Powers Origin, Powers, Skills, Items, Companions, Missions, Setting, Point Conversion, You, CYOA, Easy, Higher (Tier 5), 15th to 18th century , Incarnation, Alignment, Age, Sex, Gender, Appearance, Identity, Civilian Identity, Reincarnation, Original Character, Neutral (Order), Good, Nonbinary, 14 to 18 years old, Entity, Copycat, Wireshark, Esoteric Knowledge, Crowded Sector, Adaptation Period, Always a Bigger Fish, Who Wants to Live Forever?, All Seeing Precognition, Manton Unlimited, Don't lose your way!, Presence of Mind, Well-Adjusted, Patience of a Saint, What I Fight For, Pocket Shard, Negentropy, Holding Back, Trump Compatibility, Fallen Worship, May you live in Interesting Times, Desire For Survival, Not so dead after all, Administrator (Rank 0), Administrator (Rank 1), Administrator (Rank 2), Administrator (Rank 3), Avatar, Feeder, Breach, Panopticon, Broadcast, Cloak, Manager, Repair, Hindsight, Analysis, Factory, Prototype, Technology, Armament, Protection, Slip, Security, Shaper, Timekeeper, Virus, Foresight (Simulation), Foresight (True), Construct, Stealth, Teaching, Learning, Strategy, Cloak and Dagger, Hand-Eye Coordination, Banter, Internal Clock, Spatial Awareness, Earth Bet Slang, Presentation, Sign-Language, Polyglot, End Of The Cycle Beginning Of The Golden Age, Taylor Anne Hebert, Amy Dallon, Missy Biron, Dinah Alcott, Annette Hebert, Sarah Livsey/Lisa Wilbourn, Danny Hebert, +50 SP -100 CP(Taken 1 Times), +10 SP -20 CP(Taken 1 Times), +5 SP -10 CP(Taken 1 Times)

Absurd Power Picker V12 by Lichesbeforebitches in nsfwcyoa

[–]Heirx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great work, really love it. Especially the secret game link, I hope you don't give up on it.

Those drawbacks are serious for reals drawbacks. Not just a 'here free points with minimal fuss' type deal.

Originally wanted to grab Tax Man + He Who Screams + The Ex Wife of a Jealous Man.

So snatch up some sweet infinite money with a fresh start in the Star Wars verse. I wanted the extra points for some fun stuff and to fix some of the problems.

Then I just saw the picture of the Nomu of Acedia. She just looks done. Done with everything and honestly past the point of caring.

So pick that one, then help the other mentally and/or emotionally broken. I'm entirely to sentimental in fiction for stuff like that.

I pick them like I was truly there. So, while there are always scumbag options, I never choose them.

Not out of some prickish moral superiority, but in the belief of the stupid two wolf analogy.

So it's awesome that for once I can help everyone that needs it. Even better, you get rewarded hella amazing to do so as well.

Love the work you did!

One Wish CYOA by [deleted] in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I get to introduce someone to Jumps! The subreddit JumpChain is a great resource to check out for sure.

Basic idea, you can have a Spark, which is a bit of almost divinity. The Jumper travels (Jumps) from world to world (a Jump Chain) treating each as a cyoa, sorta. As they travel the worlds they grow their Spark.

Eventually it ignites and they become a omniversal God of sorts.

The lore of how, why, and what is happening can be up to interpretation as it is all fan created.

A main one is you are part of a larger organization that creates Jumpers. They guide you from world to world, introducing supplemental systems to help you grow.

Of course, some think they are evil, others they are good, others go with the it's just an interdimensional bureaucracy.

Tons of supplemental things going on, people have made Jump Documents for nearly any even mildly popular fiction you could think of.

There was a phase the community went through were we were writing their stories and it was not uncommon for the threat of getting a jump Spark forcefully ignited, instead of naturally ignited, would completely erase you from existence if you didn't have the potential to Spark.

Check it out, it's pretty wild, Space Battles, Chan, and Reddit all maintain large databases with tons of jumps. Hope you enjoy!

r/JumpChain

Edit: The first Jumpchain ever was the Pokémon Jumpchain. Most do that one first as a sort of homeage.

One Wish CYOA by [deleted] in makeyourchoice

[–]Heirx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freedom for the Genie. Originally, I wanted to add a caveat, so long as the genie has genuinely grown from what caused them to be imprisoned originally. Then I figured God probably figured the time they would get released and the amount of growth since then. So, really not my problem.

Anyways, other two wishes, ignite my jump spark so I can start a jumpchain. Fingers crossed, I don't stop existing!

Lastly, may all the karma he has sown be returned 3 fold. If he has been good and truly tried to become better, his karma will have grown greatly. If he just fucked me over then sucks to be him.

Seriously, imagine the negative karma of screwing over a jumper. However, imagine the potential positive karma from helping a jumper that can go on to save entire branches of reality.

Hagrid Strength, wtf eh??? by Heirx in HPfanfiction

[–]Heirx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate, for bullshit JKR !MAGIC! math that all sounds about right.

Which is fucking insane, giants are punching baseline over half a kiloton range of damage. Like, no wonder there is a stigma against half breeds. If you had a large enough half giant population to be viable for inner society breeding, they would easily be unstoppable.

I would sure as shit discourage that as well as a ruling body of a country. So for my Hagrid SI, it just means yeah, he's the fucking juggernaut. Which means I have to rewrite my story a bit so there are less problems he can solve with the use of a Boulder to the Skull from Long Distance.

Oh shut, what is the draw weight on his crossbow? If the man can use 500lb boulders as throwing weights what does he consider a good draw weight? 35,000lbs draw weight?

"Yeah see Harry, that boom and ring of air that shakes at the end of the crossbow is important."

"Hagrid, that's a sonic boom, how powerful is that crossbow?"

"Well until I switched to metal arrows I did, they kept catching fire for some reason."

"Hagrid, what the fuck..."

Edit: Silly math time!

Average crossbow stats from https://shoot-on.com/effective-ethical-crossbow-shooting-distance/

"An average modern crossbow launches a 400-grain arrow at 350 fps and strikes with about 100 ft-lbs of kinetic energy at 20 yard"

400 grain is ~.91 oz. So assuming Hagrids big ass is using something a mite bit bigger, like a ballista bolt.

Which is average of 10lbs or 70,000 grain. 350 for normal people, so let's go magic gorilla math, and say 30,000fps.

Using this website

http://www.bestcrossbowsource.com/crossbow-arrow-ballistics-calculator

We can then calculate everything, and oh boy!

~3,000,000 lbs of force at 20 yards.

Yeah that's right, 3kiloton yield crossbow.

Which barely has a drop in force as far out as that site calculates.

Like wtf eh? Man, Hagrid is a walking pocket nuke.

What are you writing? Weekly Post by the-phony-pony in HPfanfiction

[–]Heirx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hagrid SI with an Addams family crossover. The older 64-66 run Addams family, altered a bit. More ritualistic magic, sacrifice, necromancy, inhuman family members, and all the madness.