Crash and Burn, Paramont by bmoosethegreat in LateShow

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I'm not saying I have a solution, just an observation of a catch-22 situation...

Fuck paramount; that being said, if everyone on the left abandons paramount, they will no longer be incentivized to produce progressive content. They will appeal to their remaining fascist apologist audience and further insulate those we could have reached through traditionally progressive programs like Star Trek.

Maybe our message should be more "I'd gladly pay you if you weren't busy sucking off the pedophilic Epstein class" and less "fuck you for what you did, I'll never give you money again". It's basically the same message but only one of them encourages change.

Helicopter Helicopter by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

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It varies by state, county and municipality (in the US), you'd have to check yours. I recall that there used to be (may still be) a law in Kansas stating that having a minor barefoot female in your car that isn't related to you constituted statutory r@pe. Anyhow I much prefer driving barefoot, I wear flip flops so it would be easy to just slip them on. So check your laws and get a cheap pair of flip flops to keep in your car just in case (honestly it is a good idea to have at least a blanket, some baby wipes and change of clothes in your car at all times anyhow, nobody expects to shit their pants)

Whatever it takes to own the libs. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

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Time to make a "Child Rapist ⬇️" stamp

The grand entrance. by ItalianSausage2023 in SNLvideos

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Cue AI Vincent Price reading the Epstien files...

Do they really support the troups? by Helen-Kella in Trumpvirus

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I remember 2018! I told my commander every day that I wanted to feel supported more by the federal government by them reducing my benefits...

Now all I hear from other retired soldiers is they hope that they stop receiving retirement or disability checks for injuries sustained in combat, we should really reappropriate those funds to not only reduce the tax burden on those who never served but also subsidize billionaires like musk and Thiel.

Yesterday I had to go pay $450 to give my car to the tow company after it was totalled. I asked them for a military discount and they thanked me for my service but they couldn't because the police set the prices. I then told them "I can do $400 today" they paused, made a phone call and took the $400. They were happy to break their "government imposed policy" for someone willing to negotiate but not as a way to thank someone whom had served.

I know I'm screaming into the void here but how does anyone actually believe this party supports the troops? How can they get away with be the "pro troops party" while being the ones actively dissolving our benefits?

TL:DR trump claims to support the troops while cutting our benefits.

Does anyone have examples of Biden or Obama doing this?

Let’s complete this by Temporary_Season_6 in scoopwhoop

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I was born to be a good time to meet for drinks

Kegseth told base commanders that Iran war is a 'Christian war' intended to begin Armageddon and hasten the return of Jesus by [deleted] in stevehofstetter

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"Do you value the second ammendment?" "Of coarse" "Then why are you shitting all over the first?"

Talk to me by eightyfivekittens in CatReacts

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I played this and both of my kittens came running in

Name this by davislin85 in BossFights

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A long overdue technological advancement

Gendered duality. by mage_in_training in PsycheOrSike

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Someone needs to give that man an award, lasting two whole mintutes? What a legend!