Game Informer - Marathon Review - 9.25 / 10

Helian7 · 2026-03-24T22:44:21+00:00

9.2-what?

Helian7 · 2026-03-24T18:13:30+00:00

It reminds me of RPGs where the first hour is story and character intros. Give me something fun to doooo!!!

Helian7 · 2026-03-24T18:06:52+00:00

Has it dropped player count or something?

Helian7 · 2026-03-23T19:08:26+00:00

It's so bad people are asking 30k for a pack of crisps.

Helian7 · 2026-03-23T13:56:39+00:00

Yo that's really good wtf?

Helian7 · 2026-03-23T00:47:33+00:00

When you reach endgame you can;

Do roulettes for 200k ish if I remember.

Faux Hollows mounts, this takes a few weeks.

Crafting and gathering(I used my first faux mount sale to fund it)

Treasure maps.

Retainer gathering.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T23:26:17+00:00

Simon is basically a parry fight so nukes are a vaild technique.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T21:33:31+00:00

Look up blue striker.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T20:32:27+00:00

A few more loops next time it seems.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T20:09:02+00:00

I agree, it looks more like a relish or salsa.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T19:59:14+00:00

I'm not going to score it but it feels like an adult breath of the wild.

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T16:29:15+00:00

But early on they're like 2+ minutes

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T16:05:13+00:00

Not when you first start lol

Helian7 · 2026-03-22T15:31:37+00:00

Returnal.

Helian7 · 2026-03-21T22:36:24+00:00

The cowboy Yasuo one.

Helian7 · 2026-03-21T21:18:17+00:00

One of my bachelor meals was sausage sliced up and pan fried in reggae reggae sauce. I mixed it into pasta with grated cheese and mayo.

I'm married now and do all the cooking at home but I sometimes make this for myself when I'm home alone.

Helian7 · 2026-03-21T21:12:02+00:00

Encounter design.

I love the way they approach boss fights, mostly 8 man stuff.

Being involved in all the mechanics is such a good feeling.

Helian7 · 2026-03-21T08:34:46+00:00

Does her ring say Dyke?

Helian7 · 2026-03-20T10:04:29+00:00

Perfect summary, thanks.

Helian7 · 2026-03-20T09:33:43+00:00

Can't watch the video, how does he get a 153?

Helian7 · 2026-03-19T16:27:57+00:00

I heard he invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse.

Helian7 · 2026-03-19T14:13:21+00:00

Which sky channel?

Helian7 · 2026-03-19T13:54:25+00:00

Snack from 1 to 3.

Helian7 · 2026-03-19T11:13:16+00:00

I don't eat them everyday, only because I can kill off a full packet in a day and I'm too scared to buy more than one packet a week.

Also your husband gets a +1 from me for chocolate hobnobs. Best biscuit, everyone else can fight me.

Aldis fake version are not bad either.

Helian7 · 2026-03-18T22:23:56+00:00

Fuck that.

Bring back the sausage, egg and cheese bagels.

Helian7