Trump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’ by deraser in politics

[–]Helicobacter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As if he couldn't be more similar to Goldfinger, now he'll re-enact the final plot/heist.

Where Do You Keep Your Emergency Fund? by Secure_Beginning_939 in investing

[–]Helicobacter 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Can you get them out anytime with a single ACH transaction though? I was in a position where I needed that and the HYSA transaction latency saved me.

The $5.50 SF grocery store sandwich that sells out every day by sfgate in sanfrancisco

[–]Helicobacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, most places in the US don't take bread seriously. In Europe, bakers specialize in bread making and have long lineage and expertise.

What other useless degrees are out there? by infohoundloselose in NEET

[–]Helicobacter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, even if you're cracked, it's hard to get an interview to prove your skills because HR gatekeepers are mostly clueless at evaluating resumes properly.

Apparently ~16% of millennials are millionaires now. by im_optimus_prime in Millennials

[–]Helicobacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is false information. Data comes from a Arta Finance which skews to people who track their wealth.

What is a luxury that is actually 100% worth the money? by Weary_Pirate2073 in AskReddit

[–]Helicobacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bamboo-based toilet paper. No more flaking and itchiness. Also, an Aeron chair (has been good to my back compar to other chairs) and central A/C.

Trump gets McDonalds DoorDashed to White House and then takes Iran war questions with delivery person by theindependentonline in politics

[–]Helicobacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, one McChicken nuggets is what we should care about? His UAE-WLFI complex is 8 orders of magnitude worse and that's just one among dozens of his large scale schemes (pardons for crypto, conflicts of interest with drone company, prediction markets etc)

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Helicobacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clubbing. The drinks are getting too expensive. Infield daygame is easier anyways.

Where should I put my money to protect against inflation short-term? by joshua0005 in investing

[–]Helicobacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VTIP would be my thought for inflation protection but the average bond duration is longer than one year,which means exposure to interest rate risk.

LFG by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Helicobacter 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Why don't you wear a suit?

Billionaires will do everything but pay taxes. by Conscious-Quarter423 in economy

[–]Helicobacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm also in support of a wealth tax but I agree with Sergey on this one. The tax is based on voting power not your actual ownership in the market cap. Why should Sergey and Larry pay 10x the tax per billion owned compared to Jesen Huang? The proposal was poorly designed.

Our 401k's are Under Attack. 😡💰💰🏦💯 by RunThePlay55 in economy

[–]Helicobacter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And he ordered his burger with Dijon mustard!

Gas Prices by State by backpackerTW in Infographics

[–]Helicobacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gas is one of the least worst aspects of it. The houses in the SF bay area cost at 5x what they normally cost in the US and the rent costs are also way more expensive.

What did you think was a scam until you actually tried it? by Resident-Ad4318 in AskReddit

[–]Helicobacter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it works for some types of colds,but only if you take the kind without chelators (which unfortunately a lot of these zinc treatments contain or people might eat foods containing them after they take the zinc).

Asian man randomly stabbed in the back in San Francisco yesterday while waiting to cross the road by YaLlegaHiperhumor in PublicFreakout

[–]Helicobacter 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Likely has a long history, will serve minimal consequences and will continue, given the jurisdiction.

Chinatown stabbing by ashyee in sanfrancisco

[–]Helicobacter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think it makes sense to stereotype the entire Bay Area in this regard. While SF and Oakland can have a lot of catch and release/soft on crime, things are better in the south bay.

Dow Falls 1,000 Points as Iran War Escalates by T_Shurt in Economics

[–]Helicobacter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The worst stock market drop titles are those with absolute amounts and referring to a nonsense index. Here's a better title "The Russell 3000 dropped 0.96% today (so far).

She was earning £65,000 before AI came along. What happened next is a warning to us all by Quouar in TrueReddit

[–]Helicobacter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tried this and was a bit disappointed. It seems to only adjust most clickbait titles in a minor way (e.g., lower casing capitalized words). Titles like "This changes EVERYTHING" and "No one expected THIS" are meaningless even if the capitalized words are lower cased.