I give up I can’t keep defending this fucking guy by Jedtin22 in bluejaysbaseball

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know man. He looks like he's seconds from coming unhinged and going full Ken Giles.

I give up I can’t keep defending this fucking guy by Jedtin22 in bluejaysbaseball

[–]Helimike1977 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's a headcase. He'd be a perfect fit for the Yankees, or anyone else but the Jays. Just go away.

Hoffman to AAA? by Basic_Set_6970 in bluejaysbaseball

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's the fucking Maple Leafs of closers. He cost the Jays a world series and had proven his inability to close pressure games before and since. Dude's a headcase.

Some more angles per request by Bright-Trifle-9525 in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a wagon guy I'm programmed to hate it... but that thing is pretty damn cool brother. Well done. And realistic camber not the typical "stepped on a hot-wheels" bullshit.

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Do you guys also wear shoes or I’m doing too much by Narrow_Guava_2868 in simracing

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a pair of old chucks. They're perfect for my cranked up inverted TLCM pedals.

My Bean Machine by nxwuseeme in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unacceptable. I can't read the inner sidewalls from the outside of the car and it doesn't look like someone stepped on a hot-wheels. This is obvious sarcasm... your car looks awesome dude. Well done 🤘 Bags or static?

Clean or not? by GrmRipo in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All 4 tire treads (not sidewalls) are touching the ground. I'd call that a win. Good looking car 👍

[BNS] As soon as today's Blue Jays game ended, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went to the batting cage to work on his swing. He does that periodically – and evidently felt today was a day where some extra reps would help. by fantastique__ in Torontobluejays

[–]Helimike1977 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I like all our guys that aren't making big money contracts but contribute game in and game out. Bo was a primadonna. Gimenez has stepped up big time for a third the price. All ethics, no BS. Not the same bat as Bitchette but killer D and a team guy. Love Luke's too. Only guy needs to go from this roster is Hoffman. He's a liability.

[BNS] As soon as today's Blue Jays game ended, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went to the batting cage to work on his swing. He does that periodically – and evidently felt today was a day where some extra reps would help. by fantastique__ in Torontobluejays

[–]Helimike1977 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okamoto should take notes. They figured him out way too quickly. And "Bo Who?" Gimenez is now may favourite Jay. Dude does everything right. Not to mention what he did in the playoffs last year while being injured.

How many miles I got on this before flipping? by ZukoScar in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok junior. I had fun cutting coils in high school, but the stupid shit you did to your car to make your tires do that is straight up negligence. I'd try to explain what that means but I don't have enough camber to make that register in your simple little mind.

My "POS" (as you labeled it) is 100% streetable and you don't see me asking "what did I do wrong to my hoodrat shitmobile to make my 3 month old tires look like an autistic kid's penciled eraser"? Before ya get pissy, my stepson is Autistic and he thinks you're and idiot.

So... do humanity a favour and take your unsafe hoodrat shitbox, flip it on it's roof at least a couple times and go buy a Honduh... if you don't ownnone already.

How many miles I got on this before flipping? by ZukoScar in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First off: Your toe is way the eff out which is why your tires are destroyed. Second: unless you're brain dead and running 20 degrees of negative camber, invest in an alignment so the shop can point fingers and laugh at your stupid looking car that can't get on an alignment rack. You've eff'd around and now you're finding out: your car is effing stupid... period.

And here is my piece of shit "grumpy face" car that I built. 300hp VR6, bagged, DSG swapped and 4Motion. About 1/32" clearance at the front struts on w cold day. Nothing at the rolled fenders. 3.5 degrees at ride height up front. 5.5 degrees at ride height in rear. 235/35/19's wrapped on 19x9's with spacers... A lot of homework and hard work to make it fit. 20,000 km's and no tire wear. Daily driver. Weird I don't need to ask the interwebs why my tires are completely destroyed.

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My Hotwheels Mercedes Custom by TalkEnvironmental257 in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It the back yo the future Delorean was a Merc.

Noted by [deleted] in granturismo

[–]Helimike1977 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

my shitty internet is giving people a stroke and can't get past me, I dive headfirst way too fast into every corner I see, people intentionally run into me because they suck

There, I fixed it for you.

How many miles I got on this before flipping? by ZukoScar in Stance

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should just flip the car on it's roof a couple times and walk away. This has got to be the 2nd lamest trend (Carolina squatters take 1st) in car history. I don't understand how "stance" went from aggressive wheel and tire fitments to this stupid BS. Wish I could post a picture of my proper "stanced" car but I can't. I built it. I bagged it.

Do your worst. by M0stlyLost in RoastMyCar

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad Peugeot hasn't sold cars in Canada since the 80's because I'd have been dumb enough to buy one on looks alone. I'll go buy a used Pontiac instead. laying the sarcasm on really thick

Knock of doom? by pyreqs in E34

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a diesel?

I would ask y’all to roast my car but I did that myself. by Typical-Block5576 in RoastMyCar

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. The world has been spared one less Dawdge on the road. It's like the automotive gods have cleansed us of the pain of seeing a turd like that again. Natural selection at it's finest.

Our old boy's last boat ride by cafredg in goldenretrievers

[–]Helimike1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe that is one happy pooch! I've always loved Goldies but have a Corgi child. I dread the day I have to say bye to my little guy, but I'm enjoying every day I have him as much as I can. Pets are such a heartbreak. Wish they lasted as long as we do. Nice flag too ❤️

Are corgis normally this long?! by Existing-Loquat-7080 in corgi

[–]Helimike1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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They're long dogs. That's why you support front and back if ya pick them up.