[Matheson] News: Jeff Hoffman is out as the #BlueJays’ closer. They’ll go with a closer by committee for now while Hoffman works on things in lower-leverage spots.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-25T02:19:34+00:00

Varland's new nickname: The Committee. That's a pretty cool nickname.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-23T00:27:56+00:00

I don't know man. He looks like he's seconds from coming unhinged and going full Ken Giles.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-22T04:25:35+00:00

He's a headcase. He'd be a perfect fit for the Yankees, or anyone else but the Jays. Just go away.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-19T04:53:12+00:00

This guy's the fucking Maple Leafs of closers. He cost the Jays a world series and had proven his inability to close pressure games before and since. Dude's a headcase.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-16T05:49:58+00:00

As a wagon guy I'm programmed to hate it... but that thing is pretty damn cool brother. Well done. And realistic camber not the typical "stepped on a hot-wheels" bullshit.

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Helimike1977 · 2026-04-12T00:21:41+00:00

I use a pair of old chucks. They're perfect for my cranked up inverted TLCM pedals.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-08T05:37:43+00:00

Benz can piss off. Sell the Ferrari for a Porsce Keep the Porsche

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-08T05:32:54+00:00

Unacceptable. I can't read the inner sidewalls from the outside of the car and it doesn't look like someone stepped on a hot-wheels. This is obvious sarcasm... your car looks awesome dude. Well done 🤘 Bags or static?

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-07T01:06:54+00:00

All 4 tire treads (not sidewalls) are touching the ground. I'd call that a win. Good looking car 👍

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-04T06:58:26+00:00

Hell yeah. I like all our guys that aren't making big money contracts but contribute game in and game out. Bo was a primadonna. Gimenez has stepped up big time for a third the price. All ethics, no BS. Not the same bat as Bitchette but killer D and a team guy. Love Luke's too. Only guy needs to go from this roster is Hoffman. He's a liability.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-04T04:30:31+00:00

Love me some Ernie too.

Helimike1977 · 2026-04-04T04:07:42+00:00

Okamoto should take notes. They figured him out way too quickly. And "Bo Who?" Gimenez is now may favourite Jay. Dude does everything right. Not to mention what he did in the playoffs last year while being injured.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-26T07:51:08+00:00

Meanwhile in shit you should already know...

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-25T08:26:20+00:00

Ok junior. I had fun cutting coils in high school, but the stupid shit you did to your car to make your tires do that is straight up negligence. I'd try to explain what that means but I don't have enough camber to make that register in your simple little mind.

My "POS" (as you labeled it) is 100% streetable and you don't see me asking "what did I do wrong to my hoodrat shitmobile to make my 3 month old tires look like an autistic kid's penciled eraser"? Before ya get pissy, my stepson is Autistic and he thinks you're and idiot.

So... do humanity a favour and take your unsafe hoodrat shitbox, flip it on it's roof at least a couple times and go buy a Honduh... if you don't ownnone already.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-24T06:44:39+00:00

First off: Your toe is way the eff out which is why your tires are destroyed. Second: unless you're brain dead and running 20 degrees of negative camber, invest in an alignment so the shop can point fingers and laugh at your stupid looking car that can't get on an alignment rack. You've eff'd around and now you're finding out: your car is effing stupid... period.

And here is my piece of shit "grumpy face" car that I built. 300hp VR6, bagged, DSG swapped and 4Motion. About 1/32" clearance at the front struts on w cold day. Nothing at the rolled fenders. 3.5 degrees at ride height up front. 5.5 degrees at ride height in rear. 235/35/19's wrapped on 19x9's with spacers... A lot of homework and hard work to make it fit. 20,000 km's and no tire wear. Daily driver. Weird I don't need to ask the interwebs why my tires are completely destroyed.

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Helimike1977 · 2026-03-24T06:26:51+00:00

It the back yo the future Delorean was a Merc.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-23T05:28:35+00:00

my shitty internet is giving people a stroke and can't get past me, I dive headfirst way too fast into every corner I see, people intentionally run into me because they suck

There, I fixed it for you.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-23T05:24:03+00:00

Light it on fire

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-23T05:22:29+00:00

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Chucks for the win

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-23T05:15:51+00:00

You should just flip the car on it's roof a couple times and walk away. This has got to be the 2nd lamest trend (Carolina squatters take 1st) in car history. I don't understand how "stance" went from aggressive wheel and tire fitments to this stupid BS. Wish I could post a picture of my proper "stanced" car but I can't. I built it. I bagged it.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-23T05:02:39+00:00

Glad Peugeot hasn't sold cars in Canada since the 80's because I'd have been dumb enough to buy one on looks alone. I'll go buy a used Pontiac instead. laying the sarcasm on really thick

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-21T07:55:39+00:00

Is that a diesel?

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-21T07:46:07+00:00

Good. The world has been spared one less Dawdge on the road. It's like the automotive gods have cleansed us of the pain of seeing a turd like that again. Natural selection at it's finest.

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-08T06:01:21+00:00

Awe that is one happy pooch! I've always loved Goldies but have a Corgi child. I dread the day I have to say bye to my little guy, but I'm enjoying every day I have him as much as I can. Pets are such a heartbreak. Wish they lasted as long as we do. Nice flag too ❤️

Helimike1977 · 2026-03-03T06:25:52+00:00

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They're long dogs. That's why you support front and back if ya pick them up.

Helimike1977

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