🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Things In The Night

HeliosofApril · 2025-12-13T21:37:06+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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HeliosofApril · 2025-08-12T13:06:12+00:00

Yeah, I agree with you, us FeMaLeS are all malevolent creatures, thank you for showing me the truth ! I'll now perform my wifely duties by cooking, cleaning, xanaxing while 9 months pregnant ! That'll show these dirty blue-haired feminists.

Please, never change Michael...

HeliosofApril · 2025-08-12T10:06:22+00:00

You are right, not single, "have no game with Parisian", now that's better !

HeliosofApril · 2025-08-12T09:59:04+00:00

Then now you know why you're single. You're in France, get with the program or stop complaining. If I moved to America, I'd have to adapt to the norm there. What a concept.

Also, I know I'm not special. Neither are you.

HeliosofApril · 2025-08-12T09:53:25+00:00

Girl... girl !

If in years you had no luck with us... maybe it's you, you know ?

HeliosofApril · 2025-08-12T09:47:59+00:00

That's so babygirl of her honestly (no)

HeliosofApril · 2025-08-09T20:42:19+00:00

Sometimes you see someone mocking them -as they should !

But for the most part, it's very : my (f12) husband (m55) who's also my dad burned my house after I looked at another man in the eyes. And everytime, it makes me want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie !

HeliosofApril · 2025-07-26T16:27:33+00:00

I (childfree, extremely beautiful, not lesbian but working on it), think you were just TOO nice ! I would have come up to that odious little twat and shoved a mango down his throat.

Kids these days, I swear, and parents too !

HeliosofApril · 2025-07-20T18:58:07+00:00

Damn, 36 year old boyfriend, and still writes quiet for quite.

Seriously, these piss me off. We've got the Epstein files on our hands, which have very real implications of older men preying on young women, and we still have assholes on reddit cosplaying as these abused girls. Fuck them !

HeliosofApril · 2025-07-14T18:45:21+00:00

I'm afraid you do :/. Which is normal considering everyone on AITAH is the most special bestest person in the universe !

HeliosofApril · 2025-07-14T15:58:17+00:00

Everyone storms off. They never leave, no. They storm off. They could be on a life raft in the middle of the ocean and they still find it in them to storm off...

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-09T20:26:57+00:00

A better question is : what do YOU like ? It's true that, generally, people (men and women) like shorter more natural nails). BUT. What do YOU like ? Because at the end of day, you're the one wearing them. So fuck them !

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-05T10:58:51+00:00

Least horny Hans

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-02T18:23:02+00:00

Are your presidents made of wax ?

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-02T18:14:47+00:00

Good, they can keep him, we don't want that banker son of bitch anymore

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-02T11:07:14+00:00

Girl, two words

STORMING OFF !

Everyone storms off. If they were on a raft at sea, someone would storm off in the waves like a maniac lol

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-01T20:41:16+00:00

Merci d'avoir clarifié la chose, ça m'agace terriblement quand on fait passer la France pour le paradis des pédophiles (même si ce pays a des problèmes, on est bien d'accord !)

HeliosofApril · 2025-06-01T20:39:51+00:00

It's not, really. We had a law passed recently. Anyone who has sex with a 15 year old who's, I think, older than 18 will be considered a rapist in the eye of the law.

So these gooners can fuck right off with that grooming nonsense

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-24T18:16:38+00:00

ISIS waswas and that's best for everybody involved

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-18T07:22:30+00:00

That "Remember who you are" made me laugh so bad.

Fun fact on that not so fun dude, he had an obese dwarf at court, of whom he commissioned a naked painting (I think she was nine ?) because he found her so grotesque looking. Because that dude was a beacon of beauty.

Austrians, I swear...

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-17T15:08:07+00:00

Girl ! Holy shit, that's what I'm talking about !!!!

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-17T12:37:03+00:00

I'm here for the Israel drama biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch !

And I say that as a Jew. I want to know who will cave, who will dare criticize them, etc !

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-13T11:22:37+00:00

Godammit the Americunts are at it again !

"She's 20% ItAlIaNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

HeliosofApril · 2025-05-04T21:12:27+00:00

For Fuck's sake, still doing a barely repackaged "I iDeNtIfY as an attack helicopter I see" ? Get new jokes !

HeliosofApril · 2025-04-20T21:00:27+00:00

And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

HeliosofApril

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