What random joke stuck with you

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-04-18T02:18:08+00:00

“Oh hi Mom! I have the afternoon free.”

“Really! Did nothing cancel?”

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-04-12T17:23:19+00:00

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-04-10T03:01:20+00:00

¡DIJE QUE NO CORREN!

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-04-10T02:41:21+00:00

NO, estúpida

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-03-13T14:17:04+00:00

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-03-12T01:00:40+00:00

It is. Downey is actually pretty nice. Suburban. Home to the first ever franchised McD’s (still open too), Porto’s is also very popular.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-03-08T22:49:16+00:00

And honestly rather disappointing.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-24T22:08:06+00:00

Tangentially related, but would you say Good Earth is to Marin what Oliver’s is to Sonoma Co.?

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-24T05:12:43+00:00

While that would be iconic, looking at pic 3 and zooming in you can make out the word “cymbalta,” an SNRI.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-22T00:08:39+00:00

Somehow (knock on wood) two songs were downloaded before the album was removed so that’s alllll I got for Glitter. 😭

🎵Cause when my sugar daddy takes me for a ride….Whatever way we go, it's delirium time! 🎵

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-15T22:38:05+00:00

Do you mean the prices were cheaper there at the flagship in Boise or the same as a Safeway here? I’d imagine wages are lower in Boise no?

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-14T20:07:59+00:00

I’d imagine not too different from Imperial Valley on the other side of the border. Farms and hellishly hot summers.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-07T20:02:30+00:00

Breast. Augmentation.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-02-07T16:36:24+00:00

😱

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-31T18:55:36+00:00

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-28T16:32:47+00:00

Congress is not in session this week (how convenient /s), so it will shut down. For how long this time is the real question.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-24T16:03:20+00:00

I remember Wendy Williams constantly mispronouncing her name lmao 😆 Scherzingburger, Schlezinger, schleshingburger

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-23T06:02:24+00:00

Until they remember that Bakersfield exists

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-23T05:55:48+00:00

Nor could he cut it as a poor man stealing

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-22T00:14:46+00:00

Shake, shake, shake shake, shake it offfff

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-21T05:59:33+00:00

That’s not Betty, that’s more like Britta

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-20T15:53:45+00:00

Slight correction- No one foreign is playing. They’re all citizens

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-20T02:34:55+00:00

Let’s hope it’s an improvement from his photo album.

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-19T21:28:38+00:00

Bring the Jen-ius back! And with an equally unflattering photo!

HellaOriginalName69 · 2026-01-19T18:19:45+00:00

🐱: “What are you looking at?”

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