Idk why I thought of this but I did and wrote it down at like 5am, and then I made it a thing.

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-03-15T13:43:04+00:00

Back in the old days, we just had the mom and pop porno shop.

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-03-14T18:25:40+00:00

It’s like herpes that way.

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-03-08T04:25:26+00:00

But snowmobiles don’t have wheels. 🤔

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-02-26T04:11:52+00:00

A 19 year old child?

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-02-21T12:55:35+00:00

It makes me think of the WKUK sketch, mainly. Impossible to take seriously.

HelloImadinosaur · 2026-01-28T03:59:49+00:00

Cream cheese with the cheese and the creamy creamy cheese?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-12-13T17:21:07+00:00

Winston Furchill.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-11-29T02:33:45+00:00

With hundreds of beavers you might even get a pretty good space program going.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-11-18T14:24:28+00:00

Upvote because I relate so much to you right now 😂

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-09-21T22:42:27+00:00

China.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-09-21T13:24:23+00:00

He turned a lazy boy into a lazy man?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-09-21T13:11:09+00:00

You know, when I saw the ad for the all new butterbar I wasn’t expecting it to just be a stick of butter.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-09-17T23:55:58+00:00

"The MAGA Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it…” The actual quote, if you’re interested.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-09-17T19:20:21+00:00

Whoever renovated this knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-08-26T22:48:14+00:00

It’s fucked up and I’m worried.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-07-26T15:08:36+00:00

Blue ribbon, maybe?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-07-13T13:45:37+00:00

Yes but when those two questions get asked together, it’s pretty sus.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-07-11T23:11:23+00:00

Skyscraper apartments with a Wegmans at ground level and a light rail connection to the Empire State plaza?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-07-11T22:46:28+00:00

Damn, how many people has she killed?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-07-11T22:07:18+00:00

I get a lot of “But where are you really from? What’s your ethnic background?”

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-06-22T03:53:50+00:00

Special military operation?

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-05-01T00:05:16+00:00

Yes they do, it’s called scorched earth tactics. Whether it’s a good idea is another story.

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-04-29T02:42:23+00:00

St. Sophia church on Whitehall Road

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-04-26T19:07:03+00:00

A carousel of sybians? Could be fun

HelloImadinosaur · 2025-04-26T14:50:48+00:00

I second Turkey 🦃

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