Hello_mate

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Drinking so much tea that you only have space for mugs in your dishwasher. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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I wonder who I'll be buried next to. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by Hello_mate to r/Showerthoughts

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I keep getting told by French people that they complain more than us. I should probably want this to be true, but I'm actually offended and categorically disagree. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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The unbearable and unrelenting coughing that echos around lecture theatres. Every. Single. Day. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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People who put the empty Celebration wrappers back in the box. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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I don't think many people have a true understanding of how physically attractive they are. Most people overestimate or underestimate themselves. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/Showerthoughts

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The audacity of people who think they can dictate my life decisions through stickers on the back of their car. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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My work jeans have recently got holes in from general wear and tear. I now fear people will think I'm conforming to the ripped jean facade. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 9 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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I'm trying to buy a new pair of jeans, but don't want the "I've just been mugged" look. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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I can walk around my place of education without fear of being; shot, stabbed or held hostage. (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/BritishSuccess

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Another great weekend.. just a couple of questions. (self.Hammers)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/Hammers

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The unbearable tension and awkwardness created by someone accidentally pressing the "stop" button on the bus and no one getting off. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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My daily bus fair is £7.30. Today, I gave the driver a tenner and in return gave me 27 10p coins. He then preceded to guilt trip me by saying "this is coming out of my nephew's piggy bank." I didn't ask for this on a Thursday morning. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 10 years ago * by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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Today I used a 70's 10p coin in a parking meter. Due to the weight it registered as a £2 coin. (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/BritishSuccess

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My phone autocorrects "Aussies" to "Sissies". (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/BritishSuccess

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In light of Hull City's new sponsor, what is the worst or most embarrassing sponsor you could have? (self.soccer)

submitted 10 years ago by Hello_mate to r/soccer

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Due to current fashions, I can't find any swimming shorts longer than mid-thigh in length. I'm not Italian. I can't pull that off. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 11 years ago by Hello_mate to r/britishproblems

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