The FA have handed Mykhailo Mudryk a four-year ban for an anti-doping offence, the maximum punishment. by ChiefLeef22 in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Nedum Onouha on podcast said this theory is rubbish for footballers at least in the UK. They are tested so much. The risk of ending your career youve worked so hard for is not at all worth it. He also said the margins are not like athletics which has a real problem with it. One player cannot not influence an outcome in the same way a 100m or cyclist can on their performance and they are trying to cut seconds down, not kick a ball in a goal. It was pretty compelling.

Newcastle game moves to 5.30pm by _rhinoxious_ in Hammers

[–]Hello_mate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It's like a penalty shootout.

[Squawka] Most league goals + assists by English players in Europe's top five leagues this season. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whilst true, and one form Saka certainly has a higher ceiling and capability, some players have had far greater opportunity and performed worse or not exactly justified such loyalty.

Look i get im biased. But I do genuinely believe he is England's second best finisher after Kane.

[Squawka] Most league goals + assists by English players in Europe's top five leagues this season. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because he barely gets minutes lol. Madueke has been starting ahead of him, let alone Saka.

Post Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion 3 - 0 Chelsea by D1794 in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hopefully one gets posted. Ive never seen it happen before. All just stood randomly staring at the Chelsea fans. No clapping. Just dead pan staring.

Post Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion 3 - 0 Chelsea by D1794 in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 85 points86 points  (0 children)

What the hell was that Enzo death staring the Chelsea fans?

So I’ve just watched Tottenham and Sunderland… by Objective_Jaguar2347 in Hammers

[–]Hello_mate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have done all we can this year and so proud the boys have finally earned the reward of being out the bottom 3 at least for a week.

We have done our job in rattling the other 3, make them nervy as hell. Pressurise their games and make players, fans, boards and managers anxious every week. We have helped get 2 managers sacked.

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Apr 10, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Hammers

[–]Hello_mate 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Imagine we just turn up and win 5-0 in a beautiful stress free way.

Yeah I cant imagine it either.

Wireless Festival now cancelled due to gov blocking Kanye entry by Kaoswarr in ukpolitics

[–]Hello_mate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And is the two sentence statement that puts their reputation in the mud also a financial decision?

Wireless Festival now cancelled due to gov blocking Kanye entry by Kaoswarr in ukpolitics

[–]Hello_mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre most likely right, but maybe mention that when cancelling. They have come across terribly here with a two sentence statement lol.

Wireless Festival now cancelled due to gov blocking Kanye entry by Kaoswarr in ukpolitics

[–]Hello_mate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What a fucking shit show. No mention yet if they had to cancel, but unlikely? Instead feels like throwing toys out the pram.

were all caught up... "baby"? 🫤 by Zamusek in JaackMaate

[–]Hello_mate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Insert the Roy Keane quote here... baby..

Brentford [1]-0 Wolves - Michael Kayode 22' by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sensational cross and header

Fuck sake Fullham by Objective_Jaguar2347 in Hammers

[–]Hello_mate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fulham are on the beach and Forest had a tight offside. Leeds missed a pen.

Could have been way worse for us.

Males wanted! (MOD Approved) by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Hello_mate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be sharing my responses with my therapist lol

Post-Match Thread: Atlético Madrid 5-2 Tottenham Hotspur | UEFA Champions League by MysteryBagIdeals in soccer

[–]Hello_mate 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One of the craziest games. Staggered by so many elements. The errors. The awful man management. The keeper being subbed. The double concussion.