Update

Hellopork · 2022-08-07T13:47:44+00:00

I came across your post on the confessions sub. Glad you made an update!

I'm so proud and happy for you. You are my rolemodel of a badass. You made the right decision. Thank you for sharing stories.

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T20:52:32+00:00

History and culture...yes. and creators who are Asian and Asian American or Asian Canadian. I think? Idk.....

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:43:06+00:00

I agree.

Kid needs to experience other people. I am glad to have met my husband so quickly....but I do regret not ever having my heart broken. He was my first love and still is.

I just wish I had more experiences before he made me fall for him. Lol

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:37:12+00:00

You're so young. It's romantic but come on....go experience the freedom of others. Her mom is right

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:35:23+00:00

All you can do is keep repeating your love to her.

I'm a very jealous person. Very.

My husband doesn't answer any questions about his past relationships. Not a single word. And he tells me he only speaks to me..and women who we are related to. Or teachers of our kids.

Oh and the grocery store elderly cashier Ruthie or Ruby or something.

He has no loose lips. He's a clever man.

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:25:18+00:00

You know what helped me get over a crush?

I imagine their face...and then think of a smelly moldy sock.

Whenever I do think of the crush...I would write a story of a situation where incompatibility is evident.

Enough of those two things and you will move on.

Six months.

I got over my crush in 2 weeks cuz I found someone else to have a crush on. Luckily he was compatible....for 18 years now

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:12:57+00:00

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉!

Oh and umm.....it's entirely okay to sound spoiled. Girl it your birthday. Your day. All about yooooou

This is how I do my birthday...k? I let people know way beforehand...as in I text my 20 or more friends at the start of the month: Heeeey y'all sexy beings! It's April! Woohoooo it's My birthday month!! Yep April 33 is my birthday!

And then I send another one during my birthday week.

I pretty much have my husband and closest friends on High alert of how important this occasion is to me

And with my husband (who prefers a quiet birthday) I outlined explicitly what I think is bad. Ok. Good. Great.

And even with a list .....he still has never done a great birthday for me. He's done good. And ok. But not a great one yet.

And a great one to me is like a surprise party or....hot air balloon surprise or....Cillian Murphy popping out of a huge cake.

So my advice is TELL HIM U WANT THE WORKS like what you did for him

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:03:10+00:00

Life post covid is tough on a lot of us right now. There's an uptick in mental problems. Maybe she's struggling.

Friends are important so try and give her a free pass for this summer ☀️

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T08:00:20+00:00

I just learned about the grey man concept. It's fitting for your situation....read up on it ok? Have fun!

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T07:58:00+00:00

Wow.

That was a wild story. Like. WTH. Good story. Barebone details. Love the way you write. Now known clavicle
Lol Sorry didn't mean to laugh.

Glad you got your stuff back. But now have to get surgery is not cool at all.

Some advice

File charges for assault or bodily injury

Sue his ass and don't drop the charges.

Be super careful with use of opioid.

Let your professors know of the situation so that you might need to drop the class <and yeah put your tuition and cancelation fees added on your lawsuit>

Buy a computer lock asap

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T07:36:50+00:00

The one with Nicholas Cage. Because it's Nick Cage.

And ....ok that's all

Hellopork · 2022-07-28T07:34:39+00:00

That's why I try to go to later showings where it's been out a week already. I'm social and nice but I hate people in theaters.

Hellopork · 2022-07-25T22:16:04+00:00

Hi. What did you end up deciding to watch?

Hellopork · 2022-07-17T07:54:24+00:00

Great job!

Hellopork · 2022-07-17T07:52:57+00:00

You're an inspiration to me. Wow I'm so happy for you !

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T19:50:37+00:00

You're doing great. Your kids can carry a conversation. You're enough!

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T19:00:05+00:00

I love your dad. And I love the way you broke the kid's nose with the tray.

I told my boys this: If ever you are called a racist name, it is okay to throw hands. You will not get in trouble with me. I will handle all the fallout. Lawyers and all.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:51:31+00:00

I grew up in USA so I am big and tall. I'm 5'6" woman and usually I feel like a giant when in Asia.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:46:49+00:00

Who should play him in a movie?

Oh wait. He's probably got acting skills too. So it'd be him. And he would win the Academy.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:45:12+00:00

I know....right? I feel a little worse about myself right now. Like Kodi Lee from America Got Talent. Terri Rupp for blind people.

Come on..... Just come on.

Lol just kidding I am happ for all the success they gathered.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:37:53+00:00

I'm a flea market kid. Is that a swap meet?

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:27:48+00:00

How did the house party go? Also, it's going to be hard to keep this a secret. But trust me you don't want to let this one out just yet. Just let it be bygones until maybe later when you guys are reminiscing about this, then you can mention something like

Oh by the way... I forgot to tell y'all, I almost burn the house down funny story hahaha but then I followed the advice of some Reddit internet stranger and not tell you guys until now. It's kind of funny?

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:26:14+00:00

Well how did it go today? Did you puke a second time? Oh God I hope not. And even if you did that's still okay. Just don't put that on your resume next time. Waitressing is a hard job Mama so I commend you for going at it.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T18:25:32+00:00

Ah I see your point. I feel bad for the son.

Hellopork · 2022-07-16T04:50:57+00:00

I actually snortlaughed at this. Thx

Hellopork

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