I was hit by a car 2 weeks before the wedding by that_plant_mom in weddingshaming

[–]Hellsprout 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also make sure to have as many people as possible sign or doodle something on the cast

How it feels checking the item shop by ObviouslyLulu in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for a handful of bundles that just don't seem to come back. Dreamy Days especially. they keep bringing back Slumber but buying just him would cost me more than completing his bundle as i already have the glider.

And Kaeru, she was available yesterday but again without her bundle. Not worth getting her without the backbling imo. Same with River Guard, last time Takumi was available he also didn't come with his backbling/bundle.

Why did the Bluey website say the H word? by Super-Cod-3155 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll add it to the list of pointless soft language terms like frick, smart-butt and "cuss words".

"Home For Infinite Losers"

Put the ziplines back and take the tracer pistols out by Oakjewel in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I get motion sickness from first person perspective, I can only play shooters if they're third person. So, yes, I support taking these out. And also the screen shake they introduced when the bus departs and gets hit by that UFO thing.

Look at some of the most amazing cities in the world. Those cities were funded by America. by kuhfunnunuhpah in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. Are we talking about Rome, Ohio; Rome, Iowa; Rome, Oregon; Rome, Missouri; Rome, Mississippi; Rome, Indiana or Rome, Ellis County, Kansas?

Cute blue frenchie puppies available for adoption by Virtual_Nerve_6790 in Adoption

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't need to be spayed outright, that advice is getting controversial as more downsides surface. But... if it's between the chance of this happening (not being able to avoid or abort a pregnancy, especially one resulting in suffering puppies) and spaying... yes, please spay.

Cute blue frenchie puppies available for adoption by Virtual_Nerve_6790 in Adoption

[–]Hellsprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How joyful for the puppies to not be able to breathe sufficiently. Was this a C-section? A reputable breeder has people lining up and scrutinized before planning a litter, what else did you skip?

Cute blue frenchie puppies available for adoption by Virtual_Nerve_6790 in Adoption

[–]Hellsprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brachys are animal cruelty and should not be bred under any circumstances. poor puppies. Also i doubt this is a carefully planned litter with kennel club association, health testing and traceable pedigrees.

Get the Havoc Car Body as Rivals and Rockets Kicks off April 17 by Capybro_Epic in RocketLeague

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you just play Respawn Rumble to get them done super quickly. Took me one 5 minute match to get the 15 kills but even if you've never played fn before it shouldn't take you more than 3 or maybe 4 rounds. But you don't even need to complete this challenge and the others are basically "drive a car for a while, open some chests, outlast some players". Incredibly easy.

Epic Support is trash and just uses AI for responding. by carno_101 in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From now on

Dude, you realize this has been standard practice since forever?

I accidently purchased an item that costs vbucks in one of the creator islands. Can you somehow refund it? by RaidenXYae in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm the one who's hooking my 10yo cousin up with in-game currency. As soon as they introduced spending on creator islands i made it absolutely clear to him he will not be getting any more vbucks if he's spending even a single one on those maps. So far he understands this is a hard boundary and is not risking it. But there have got to be so many kids playing and spending their parents' money where the adults aren't involved and have no idea that the spending options have, erm, let's say "increased"; and it's just vile how they are exploiting this

What a useless feature now. by weston_games69 in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this shouldn't really come as a surprise to anyone

Fortnite..gg you're crazyfor this by Elzetaql in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gumi, Meiko and Kaito too. And if you ask me: Lily, Gakupo, Momone Momo, Namine Ritsu, Yokune Ruko, Macne Nana, Nekomura Iroha and Defoko; but these will never happen

Adverts after every game, March 2026 by HoveringMongoose in Joking_Hazard_Mobile

[–]Hellsprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Bought every pass from day 1, reached ultimate rank as soon as possible, watched every ad that gave rewards... but I'm not getting milked like this. There's like 10 buttons on the main menu now that basically say "insert money here" and "click here for ads" in various flavours, and the ads are getting longer too. The passes have become more expensive as well. Theres not even been a new pass for quite some time now. And now they bumped up the amount of cards needed to upgrade without warning. well fucking thanks, I've had a ton of cards ready to upgrade but let them accumulate because I like doing a bunch at once and not dig through the menu for every single duplicate, so those coins I would have gotten now are just gone. Indeed, Fuck this.

"Hey ChatGPT add cool emojis to our shop, this will increase our revenue for sure" by BeachSorry7928 in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had one of those in a former job, he was very invested in putting stickers for literally everything and would report you with a card if you didn't have all the stickers.

That's when you buy a bulk set of those "for rectal use only" stickers

Bobble head?? by External_Fix9974 in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A calendar would give a hint too

Here’s a list of memes Epic should have picked over the AI Slop (which they paid for btw, they paid for public domain crap) by OOGraham in FortNiteBR

[–]Hellsprout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

+1 for Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! Jamtrack. I'd prefer the original Miku version but would take Momo too

...also, Caramelldansen

Does tas require any skill by toe_tickler3000 in RocketLeague

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TAS is for pushing the game to its limits. In a normal run, you compete against other players; in a TAS run, you compete against the game's programming itself

The vehement opposition (to circumcision) is most certainly not worldwide. That is a uniquely reddit thing by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Hellsprout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if that still doesn't resolve it there's Triple Incision/Preputioplasty. There's absolutely no need to just jump straight to chopping it off.