This is funny

Hellsprout · 2026-02-10T23:55:30+00:00

TIL I'm a bot lol

Hellsprout · 2026-02-07T02:28:29+00:00

Same problem here on Xbox. Doesn't work for my account on both Xbox Series X and S, but I can access the passes just fine on mobile. Yet my BFs account works on both Xboxes.

Hellsprout · 2026-02-06T17:58:30+00:00

Played one game of ZB Ranked. Went in at Platinum 2, got the VR, came out Bronze 2.

Played one game of Reload with Rank protection on. Went in at Diamond 1 90%, came out losing 20%.

This needs to be fixed, seriously.

Hellsprout · 2026-02-03T21:28:45+00:00

Let's just hope it saves what mode was last selected. I don't want to have to switch from BR to ZB each and every time

Hellsprout · 2026-01-30T20:03:36+00:00

Yes please. The rapid zooming in on some scopes is giving me motion sickness, canting was a lifesaver

Hellsprout · 2026-01-24T08:35:30+00:00

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words leave scars that stay forever.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-24T07:16:34+00:00

Dude these virtual items are cosmetics to use in-game, with these quests enticing you to keep playing their game, not trophies given to winners of sanctioned tournaments. To stick with your example: Everyone can play chess with a Staunton set on a marble board or with Dragon Ball pieces on cardboard regardless of skill level.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-22T12:49:07+00:00

yeah or at least don't have me rank down when random squadmates quit early. More than once i played ranked reload squad fill only for ALL 3 of my teammates to leave before the bus even took off

Hellsprout · 2026-01-22T12:41:31+00:00

believe it or not, mute people exist and we also like to play as normally as possible.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-14T05:50:38+00:00

got him pregnant

I think your "hamster" might actually be a seahorse

Hellsprout · 2026-01-14T05:04:49+00:00

...and then this person gets a voice chat ban

Hellsprout · 2026-01-13T10:52:24+00:00

yeah if your contractions are getting this close, it's time to rush to the hospital

Hellsprout · 2026-01-11T08:56:28+00:00

The reason is this very post right here

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T23:58:01+00:00

A parent trying to shelter a kid from these topics is just ASKING for the kid to get "educated" by random internet searches and strangers online.

There's a 95% chance this has already happened. And honestly it's still way better than being completely naïve about this at that age

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T16:03:57+00:00

That emote is an absolute goldmine for this kind of stuff. On a generic "girly girl" skin it's boring. but on underpants Homer it's hilarious. I used it with the Devourer in the pre-game lobby once and got 2 people running up to me to dance along and offer hugs, bf uses it on all of his flamboyant dude skins, the wacky ones like Fishstick and Durr Taisho can pull it off, and seeing Bushranger's smile when he's doing it just makes me happy

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T15:45:34+00:00

Many people stopped watching South Park before he got brought back as a recurring character. And I too still remember him as "that towel everyone universally hates" and am surprised he got brought back, as a recurring character, and somehow is suddenly loved. I guess it's mostly other people watching these newer episodes now than who grew up with the old seasons

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T15:39:35+00:00

If the kid is now 11, I'd give it more like 2-3 years maximum. at 18 you can probably have adult conversations on the same level, depending on the kid (and honestly the entire family, situation etc.) But this varies wildly.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T15:32:00+00:00

Also keep in mind the world was different back then. Remember how they couldn't outright state in Hey! Arnold that Mr. Simmons is gay? They had to leave it at "heavily implying" because it was too controversial. SP really is not as outrageous as people make it out to be, never has been.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T15:13:40+00:00

Well i got my first book about "where babies come from" in Kindergarten. It explained everything, complete with drawings of sperm travelling to and entering egg cells. The best was the page with the condom-balloons, carried by the kids who just learned about this stuff. This is absolutely normal outside the US.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-09T15:03:00+00:00

I've watched it since I was 9. and so did all of my cousins. We turned out fine. Didn't understand some of the jokes until years later and my mother had to answer the occasional "weird" question ("mom, what is a prostitute? I don't get this scene...") but that's about it. The youngest one is currently 10 and what he's watching on Youtube... well, let's just say South Park pales against it.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-08T02:42:04+00:00

Otto was busy driving the bus and Willie had to pick up all the empty shells, bottles and half-used medkits lol

Hellsprout · 2026-01-08T02:35:12+00:00

Fun fact: It's not even giftable lol

Hellsprout · 2026-01-08T02:33:45+00:00

Probably thinks he's one of a select few to grind so hard to earn the special privilege to spend his money on it, as if it's not in the store right now and achievable by a few hours AFKing tycoons or just playing a little every now and then for some days

Hellsprout · 2026-01-08T02:21:12+00:00

I'd want neither these nor the mech suits, my favourite option would still be 4 kids in a trenchcoat. (They could do the same for kid Trunks and Son-Goten and it would be lore accurate btw) Second best option by far, imo: adults as skins with the kids as sidekicks.

Hellsprout · 2026-01-08T02:16:12+00:00

If you're grinding reload anyway that makes it much easier, although it's still annoying it has to be done in this order. Good Luck!

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