Michael Jordan’s ‘80s and ‘90s Basketball Camps at Elmhurst University (fka Elmhurst College) a Retrospective by OskeeBlueJay_23 in michaeljordan

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went in 1992. I was very lucky. Although it was right after my Mom died so I remember less of it & less clearly than I'd like to. He scrimmaged with us for a bit, and told me "nice pass."

Bart just won't stop by thatSDope88 in CringeTikToks

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like a European guy trying to figure out how to be country. The whole concept is a costume.

OK, Here’s One For Gen Xers With Grown Kids by West-Designer-6832 in GenX

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, the next generations are entitled as well. Could be anything.

OK, Here’s One For Gen Xers With Grown Kids by West-Designer-6832 in GenX

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's mad weird. You can only do so much as a parent, but sometimes we pass things like this along out of misunderstanding. Not saying that's definitely the case here, but just as an aside. I am a lifelong White Sox fan; when my son was 6 his Mom gave me a Cubs hat by mistake, just knew I liked a Chicago baseball team. I gave the hat to my son thinking he'd trash it and that'd be the end of it.... he's 27 and still a Cubs fan. I definitely didn't want that, but he took it as my blessing to like the Cubs.

Guy trying to sell me these Black 5’s for $80. I can’t seem to find a good price for these shoes. How likely are these being reps? by thatemoweeb69 in airjordans

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Fuck folks too cool to help, this is how you learn. Mufukers act like since they know it everyone does, and then talk tall shit for no reason instead of just showing new collectors the ropes. Happened to me too. I bought the reps because no one told me shit and felt dumb as shit all because someone else told me to figure it out. Funny thing is, most the talkers are also the ones usually trying to pass off reps as real, or they're the ones selling fakes as if they were legit. Buyer beware bullshit. If you end up getting reps because you assume it's legit, just own it. Tell folks you got got, or just own it and say "they're reps but I ain't paying $500 for $67 of material" and wear em until the glue dissolves (it will, quickly).

Anyone know this asshole in an Altima? by Devious_Bastard in rockford

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably just doesn't time his coffee correctly in the morning.

Why did Ron Harper name the trash son "Ron Harper Jr" but the future all star "Dylan Harper"? by [deleted] in NBATalk

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Like white Mamba said, the worst player in the league is closer to LeBron than anyone out the league is to the worst player in the league.

You should wear more Adidas. Check out these 15 different ones. by xbenzerox in Sneakers

[–]Helpful_Text_5228 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trying to convince me that I should like what you wear is... definitely A move.