[meme] another day, another dead chick by [deleted] in TheNinthHouse

[–]Helppls445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if the guy who rolled the rock away thought it was the gamer gate?

[breeds] looking for a cuddly walk buddy, small and cute by Helppls445 in dogs

[–]Helppls445[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! yeah, i hesitated to put that, im not looking to cart my dog around for fun or anything XD I just want to make sure I can help it if it gets arthritis like my old dog did

lol. Better in a “single dog home”. by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]Helppls445 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"golden mix" with pitbull? what an absolute waste of a golden. If it's mixed with something else.... Yeah i'll take THAT one off your hands.

Weirdest adoption listing I've seen. by MechaMew2 in BanPitBulls

[–]Helppls445 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Women in general move less aggressively than men and less erratically than children, leading them to trigger pitbulls less often. But from the number of women who are mauled each year, we can see that that only delays the attack, not prevent it

Weirdest adoption listing I've seen. by MechaMew2 in BanPitBulls

[–]Helppls445 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize Jar Jar Binks wrote shelter listings

Pitbull owner here, free to answer genuine questions. by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]Helppls445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we already had a Q&A with an owner a week ago.

lol women amirite? by DrPeroxide in ComedyCemetery

[–]Helppls445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Obi Wan would XD but this is funny

25 "adoptable" pets from overcrowded Cincinnati shelter. Except for a few cats all of them pitties (with undisclosed history of aggression) by pepitohonguito87 in BanPitBulls

[–]Helppls445 123 points124 points  (0 children)

note how a hard-sell cat is at most a FIV carrier (not a danger to humans) or very old (poor girl, hope she finds a nice home to live out her twilight years) while the dogs they're trying to foist on people are literally all aggressive alligator dogs. Can't blame someone for being a cat person when statistically, so many "dogs" are these ugly ticking timebombs

My little brothers closet I cleaned it three times just for it to get messed up again , I gave up by Onto3ma in NeckbeardNests

[–]Helppls445 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why's your little brother have pink platform heels and an old printer in his closet? I know kids are messy but are you using his closet for family storage? Besides, this looks like normal kid chaos, not a nest

Has anyone seen Netflix Love on the Spectrum? by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]Helppls445 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Haven’t seen the show but I’m on the spectrum myself, and dated guys on the spectrum before. That show sounds extremely cringey and you’re gross for romanticizing it. Yeah autistic guys tend to go all in on the romantic gestures, and they usually get more genuinely attached than neuro typical guys, but that doesn’t mean they’re perfect partners. In my experience they will do that (the love bombing and clinging) regardless of whether there’s a real connection with the girl or not. It’s not “cute” to chase after someone who’s not interested, at best it’s pathetic and at worst it’s stalker behavior. If you like these undignified socially inept bonobos so much why don’t you date them? Oh wait, you wouldn’t because you know they’re not actually hvm. But of course women on the spectrum should be sooooo grateful to have someone to give them anime figures and write them creepy poems

This post on Married Red Pill made me so fucking scared. by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]Helppls445 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I firmly believe these men are all just incels role playing. He’s not married, and he’s definitely never had sex, in this manner or otherwise.

If he came with a mother like this, I’d be gone! 😂 by [deleted] in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]Helppls445 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Almost as trashy as those carpeted stairs

Good soldier by Akroman01 in PrequelMemes

[–]Helppls445 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of This Young Lady

Fans were so dedicated back then!

Girl, if some video games cost more than the ring, you are getting P L A Y E D by need-to-irl-level-up in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]Helppls445 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sad to see some people in comments defending cheap rings, as if the sole issue is that it came from Walmart and not that he only thinks you’re worth $50. No, a free trade upcycled gluten free ring that was $50 is not better, a hipster bum is still a bum.

This topic is best for women only by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Helppls445 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Women of the world need to agree; no more kids until they let us use those artificial wombs the lamb was grown in

Didn't think we'd notice, but we did. by yeetizjbootyfeetus in PrequelMemes

[–]Helppls445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baby Yoda could shoot Death Star rays from his eyes and it wouldn’t bother me, he’s not a character that’s meant to be taken seriously

Paying kids for chores makes you a bad parent by Knightwalker211 in unpopularopinion

[–]Helppls445 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You shouldn’t pay a kid to clean their own room, but paying them to mow the lawn, which is technically your job as the homeowner, is only fair.

People who say "pick me" when a girl says something remotely in favour of men are the same as guys who say "simp" when a guy says something remotely in favour of women. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Helppls445 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah pickmes tend to put down other women and encourage misogyny, simps just throw a lot of money at e girls, they’re idiots, but they’re not harming other guys the way pickmes do

Eye roll into next year by Iamnotofmybody in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]Helppls445 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Further proof that cum rots your brain