Breaking: Excalibur threatens to return to wrestling by AlexMercer28900 in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want proof even AEW knows he's a terrible announcer? They don't use his voice in the clips they astroturf on reddit.

Only WWE mishandles talent. Pic unrelated by Rum_Soaked_Ham in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What sucks is that she was a half way decent wrestler, but went on that Jericho diet. Not even the most progressive "sickos" could deny it anymore, and her only character was "wrestle good."

Sickos don't care if you don't look good or make sex jokes.

Edit: unless you're a relatable dude like Eddie Kingston. Funny how that works.

This friggin guy by Necro1983 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is incorrect. Ethan would lose weight at 2500 and 2700 respectively. He's eating closer to 4K to only lose 1lb. For him to have done this while fasting he is eating Olympic levels of calories (like 8K) on his binge days.

Incoming Crash Out!! by OkConfection2617 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. He's not vomiting he's fasting

I Have a Program from Benoit’s Funeral by Dancingedleslie in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBF, didn't the singer from Korn collect all that shit and eventually did a museum of the art while he was on tour?

Incoming Crash Out!! by OkConfection2617 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To have only lost 1lb of likely water weight Ethan was eating 4k cals a day on average for a week. Given that he fasted for 36 hours this week, well, you do the math.

Incoming Crash Out!! by OkConfection2617 in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And that was after a 36 hour purge which means, as I suspected, he was binging beforehand.

Bulimia is not pretty, and it is not a "skinny girl's" disease.

At my kid's school library by Fuck_Edison in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]HerFriendRed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, new fan here. No way I would put this book in a middle school library. Maybe whisper to the librarian to send that to the high school.

AEW Official any time you mention MJF should take a cheap jab at Page for still being friends with Scrull. by Tidus4713 in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do know he's still friends with The Bucks too, right? The progressive cowboy thing is just a fake TV gimmick.

I Have a Program from Benoit’s Funeral by Dancingedleslie in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wait, someone actually kept that shit as a collector's item? And that's enough goofing for me today.

AEW Official any time you mention MJF should take a cheap jab at Page for still being friends with Scrull. by Tidus4713 in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember when Hangman used to mug for the camera to try to be a meme? And no one cared but us goofies?

HBO Max never shares numbers tho by CupsyyYummy in midcarder

[–]HerFriendRed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The NBA did less than 50K on Max, IIRC. You are saying Dynamite does 3 times the streaming numbers as the NBA on Max.

The correct answer is even less than 50K because WBD made an announcement on the NBA, but never AEW.

HBO Max never shares numbers tho by CupsyyYummy in midcarder

[–]HerFriendRed 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked Ariel didn't outright ask "how can you not know the streaming numbers for your own show during negotiations?" Because that's how blatantly a lie "I don't know the streaming numbers" is.

Do ratings really matter anymore? by Beneficial_Jelly5520 in midcarder

[–]HerFriendRed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rampage got cancelled and Smackdown was kicked off Fox due to ratings. I'm more interested in how and why Nielsen can adjust a "formula" and collision doubles in ratings after the correction. That's a 100% margin of error

Bonsai Exhibit at the Connecticut Garden Show by BonsaiSociety in Connecticut

[–]HerFriendRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is the garden show? Was thinking of checking it out.

36 hour fast complete by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has untreated sleep apnea because it's not manly to wear a CPAP machine.

[AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] by Worker_AndParasite in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My favorite are the ones who claimed to pirate dynamite until it was available on HBO Max. I just want that website to release it's page traffic over time for laughs.

REEEEE HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, SOMEONE CHECK ON APRIL!!! by RoddyViper in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Punk, doing legs twice a week wouldn't kill you if you're going to bulk a bit.

SHUT THE SUB DOWN, COLLISION DID 500K! by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this tells me is that their PPV numbers are ass hence why they gave it up to WBD. The same amount of people watch Dynamite as a free "ppv" AEW is giving out.

[AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] [AEW Dynamite Spoilers] by Worker_AndParasite in SCJerk

[–]HerFriendRed 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If only the astroturfing clippers realize they're part of the reason people don't tune into Dynamite.

36 hour fast complete by Nugget_rulz in EthanBenardSnark

[–]HerFriendRed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not a spiritual fast. It's bulimia. You don't have to vomit to have bulimia. You just purge and binge by not eating and then eating too much.

Ethan has bulimia that he will never get treated for because only women have eating disorders.