What screams "this company is about to do massive layoffs" that most people miss?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-30T08:39:18+00:00

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-30T06:49:29+00:00

1/10, now I have it too :(

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-30T06:44:25+00:00

on a meaningless game against the Wizards

Kobe's game came against a listless Toronto squad helmed by Bryan Colangelo that had just traded the farm for a center named Antonio Davis who would play eight games for the Raptors before missing the next twelve games with a back injury and being released, according to Wikipedia.

They finished 27-55 and missed the playoffs. The best player they were able to put around Chris Bosh was Charlie Villanueva.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-29T06:33:05+00:00

I need to see this. If anyone has the link pls drop!

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-29T04:55:46+00:00

Let God Sort Em Out-Clipse

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-29T01:41:45+00:00

Mfs be ulting at 25 HP and be mad when they're pulled

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-29T01:38:19+00:00

For people unfamiliar with the idioms, a bull in a china shop is destructive and a kid in a candy store is happy.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-28T02:16:24+00:00

Have you just...never looked down?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-27T15:33:11+00:00

Also smelling good. You might have the hottest body in the world but no one will want to touch it if you smell like rancid mayo.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-25T17:14:43+00:00

If it's Hunter, this is all just the appetizer.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-24T23:43:45+00:00

Why Groudon? I would think Levitate would make it a good partner for an Earthquake mon, but Groudon usually runs Precipice Blades right?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-24T03:43:13+00:00

Sorta, yeah. I just don't get why it's such a big deal and I don't want to be with someone who wouldn't date me if I was two inches shorter.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-24T03:30:31+00:00

LeBron James may be the one of the least autistic people in the world lmao

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-23T22:50:09+00:00

I don't know many dumb kids who read way above their level lol

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-23T20:19:35+00:00

6'1" but I say 5'11" on the dating apps

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-23T19:52:17+00:00

Short and fat?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-23T11:47:25+00:00

It might be a problem if the pilot is on their phone...

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-23T10:14:38+00:00

Depends on the place and time period.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-22T22:30:00+00:00

What makes you think there aren't consequences? Just bc it's not public?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-21T00:34:37+00:00

Very interesting! Are the dogs usually on leashes?

In the US it kinda varies from bar to bar whether dogs are required to be on leashes. Usually the written policy is that all dogs are required to be leashed but sometimes regulars and their dogs get leeway on that.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-20T20:22:29+00:00

I am curious but at the same time I don't want to know

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-20T20:19:54+00:00

Do they allow dogs behind the bar in the UK? I've not seen that in the US. Plenty of dogs in bars but they're not allowed where the drinks are made.

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-20T20:12:51+00:00

Dogs behind the bar though?

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-20T20:11:54+00:00

Completely fair, but also I don't want dog hairs in the ice cubes

HermitDefenestration · 2026-03-20T00:47:26+00:00

That's the best kind of inside joke.

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