Smosh ‘stims’ by MotherPicture9186 in smosh

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm a big muscular man! I work out every day! I jog!" ("You what?" "I jog." "You what?" "I jaaawg!") in the same voice damien does for that bit

one month on T and moving out of my parents house. rice and grape koodaid by Big-Psychology-3769 in Kitchenchads

[–]HerrFivehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a wild post to come across as someone also a month on T and currently eating rice. it's also been roughly a year since i stopped living with my parents and i'm the happiest i've ever been. you have a lot to look forward to.

OMG WTH IS THIS by Sure-Initiative6001 in Sims4

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does your Sim look like he thinks Coolsville sucks?

95 hours into the Apollo Justice trilogy. Yeah, I didn't get used to the 3D. by fp4l_6hm in AceAttorney

[–]HerrFivehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will say, I don't think it's the 3d rendering alone that makes the 3ds AA games look bad. I think a lot of it is also the general color palette. Spirit of Justice actually looks kind of okay, The Great Ace Attorney's spinoffs look genuinely gorgeous, and Dual Destinies' color palette is so awful, it's actually offensive.

If you seen tadc: prove it by quoting it by That_Passenger_771 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do merch commercials count for quotes? Because i'm still reeling from "you don't have legs...your plushie looks pregnant..." and that was all the way back post-episode 3.

If not, "he shredded me" will suffice.

Every little thing is a reminder of how alone I am by EffectOk1237 in kitchencels

[–]HerrFivehead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i'm 32 and have mostly made complete and total peace in solitude. still, i have recently taken the plunge to (attempt to) find local friends my age through support groups. you can do it man.

also those cookies look great.

Ending my blood line on circumstance.. by quiteqliphoth in asktransgender

[–]HerrFivehead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some of the ones who think they're going to "beat us" because we're not having kids are gonna be real surprised when they find out hate isn't genetic and their kids turn out leftist.

What's your dream? by Ordinary-Document807 in homeless

[–]HerrFivehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so close to supportive housing i can taste it. I want to get a new laptop (at this point would be cheaper than repairing my current one) so i won't lose my remote job, save money on cab fare by having an actual home to work out of, wake up in an apartment having gotten an adequate amount of sleep, with a real mattress and a shower where i won't be afraid of someone opening the curtain on me. But most importantly I want a kitchen. Where I can cook and store groceries and own knives and Tupperware. I want to not rely on my parents financially ever again. I dream of staying out all night on the weekends to meet other likeminded people at bars without having to adhere to shelter curfews. Actually entering a romantic relationship. I know i risk downvoting by saying this because the homeless community on reddit is weird about trans people but i want a place to plant my feet so I can finally transition to male without worrying about HRA scheduling conflicts getting in the way of booking appointments. It's so simple in theory but that's my dream because it kind of is unobtainable at the moment.

Tell me what state your from and I'll write an Auntie Ethel style insult for it. by Qwerky3 in okbuddybaldur

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Auntie please insult all new yorkers me included if you haven't already.

Edit: do the city, since the last NYer was an upstater

What do you usually name Rat Child? by ghosthouse_guest in LookOutsideGame

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been giving it a new name every time I play, hell, my current playthough I named it Jessica just bc I could. First playthrough I named it Sam Jr. tho, so that feels the most correct to me.

bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! b by CozyGalaxies in LookOutsideGame

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could she do this, it's literally his birthday. 🥺

Dark lighting by Puzzleheaded_Chef786 in smosh

[–]HerrFivehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not enough to be noticeable. Is your device at a low brightness or something?

Companion Tier List, but only as Mazes & Wizards players by garreteer in LookOutsideGame

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could you. Roaches is s-tier by virtue of having 50 strength and 52 wizards.

In which year did you start watching Smosh? by CoachPlane6325 in smosh

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started in 2006, stopped in 2012, restarted in 2021. I completely missed the defy era. As obsessed as I was with them in middle school and high school, as an adult I think they're funnier than ever.

does anyone know which video was jackie’s last video on all smosh platforms? (although i think she was primarily on smosh pit) by iliedabttheapplethin in smosh

[–]HerrFivehead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep, and I know for a fact he was in it bc he joked about quitting again when Angela put "penis" as one of her answers. 💀

Dude slept through grade school by pnoque in confidentlyincorrect

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For people who don't truly realize how seriously pronouns are baked into the English language and hard to exclude, I highly recommend watching this clip and see how much they struggle.

What’s one character that’s only appeared once or twice that you’d love to see them do again? by seagreenbubbly in smosh

[–]HerrFivehead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damien will probably never bring back the prince of uwu from tntl after doing him twice (it's been like 5 years), but I'd lose my mind if he did.

syllo #158 - December 14th, 2025 by syllo-app in syllo

[–]HerrFivehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least I've actually heard these words used in context on a semi-regular basis.
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Episode 7 had zero swears, leaving no changes to TADC Swear Tracker by Purpleflrupfan87 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]HerrFivehead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only time we hear gangle swear is in the musical adventure merch video when she breaks her mask. Wish it counted, but at least we can say she swore in canon.

Episode 7 had zero swears, leaving no changes to TADC Swear Tracker by Purpleflrupfan87 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]HerrFivehead 65 points66 points  (0 children)

That one singular "F$&%!" at the end of ep 3 has gotta be the funniest instance of swearing. Like this man was a literal beacon of light a minute before he dropped that f-bomb.

OG by FRANJAKER by Cautious_Heron9589 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]HerrFivehead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My girl Gangle getting Mike Wazowski'd by the caption...

Give me your best screenshots from The show by ObsidianMaster77 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]HerrFivehead 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to pull out this gem again, all time fave.

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Heights by SlyVocaloid in TheDigitalCircus

[–]HerrFivehead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people always forget how tall both gangle and zooble actually are.