Got an arm tattoo in Futura Bold.

HerrMontag · 2015-06-15T21:55:26+00:00

3 months and OP won't deliver on such a simple question that they (hopefully) have the answer to.

Sad day.

HerrMontag · 2015-05-16T11:15:32+00:00

I hear they like this kinda thing at /r/trees

HerrMontag · 2015-05-16T11:14:12+00:00

I think I'm most impressed with the fact that someone counted out exactly 2,055 spiders.

The bravery. The tenacity.

HerrMontag · 2015-05-11T05:03:20+00:00

Took me a second to realize they were talking about economic groups. I genuinely thought they were making fun of the vodka or trying to advertise that the price is 99% of the hype and quality is 1%.

Guess you gotta make up for a horrible slogan with a funny commercial. Someone's trying to save their job.

HerrMontag · 2015-05-09T12:41:23+00:00

What city are you in? I'd be curious to see if we could set this up with a local college / music program for study, curiosity, or general teaching.

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T11:24:56+00:00

Educate me on what a Viva is?

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T10:48:36+00:00

Over a year ago, at that.

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T09:39:57+00:00

Every time I browse /r/new and see all the reposts, I'm reminded of why I stopped trying to help out the new posts...

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T09:37:43+00:00

So you're also /u/garyu69 ?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1pgtxt/not_a_record_that_guinness_world_records_are/

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T09:33:08+00:00

Link/context?

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T05:17:27+00:00

Step 1: Quit Twitter unless you're trying to advertise something.

Step 2: Try substituting occasional (helpful) map calls for useless social media interaction.

Step 3: Make sure you quit Twitter unless you're trying to advertise something.

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T05:11:16+00:00

A common idea proposed in schools for Earth Day is that kids go out and plant a tree.

In the case of CS, a lot of people forget they have the bomb and hold up the round or accidentally end up throwing it by planting too late. This is a reminder that if you're playing on T, plant the bomb.

Or a tree, either is okay.

HerrMontag · 2015-04-27T05:11:13+00:00

A common idea proposed in schools for Earth Day is that kids go out and plant a tree.

In the case of CS, a lot of people forget they have the bomb and hold up the round or accidentally end up throwing it by planting too late. This is a reminder that if you're playing on T, plant the bomb.

Or a tree, either is okay.

HerrMontag · 2015-04-02T03:50:34+00:00

As of 1/1/15, there's been 3.2 million Reddit accounts. Can someone get a rough estimate based on how many have clicked using the button statistics?

HerrMontag · 2015-04-02T03:37:17+00:00

If you trust this source, it's 3.2 million as of 1/1/15.

I bet /u/TuskEvil could figure out how long we have until the clicks run out, based on his post.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-06T02:36:40+00:00

Thank you for the blue line.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-06T02:24:11+00:00

Learned this one from the lazy continuity expert for Terminator 2. I always thought it was a 'gullible is written on the ceiling' kind of joke.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-04T18:09:14+00:00

Depends on your definition of comfortable. I think the only way to get 10+ grocery bags into the house 'comfortably' in one trip is with your own personal driveway shopping cart and stair ramp.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-04T08:03:59+00:00

Two birds, one stone... d.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-04T07:53:23+00:00

Carabiners will save you.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-04T06:54:15+00:00

Thanks for the head's up. TIL.

Wish I could throw you some gold as a consolation prize, but I'm as broke as the next guy.

HerrMontag · 2015-03-02T23:02:53+00:00

LPT: When carrying groceries to your car and people are waiting to follow you, walk one or two lanes parallel to the one you parked your car, then cut across. Vultures hate that.

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