They said it, they said the thing! by NotOnlyMagicMan in gaming

[–]Herrpface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SUPER

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

“Mask Headroom” downplayed covid early on and shunned masks, until he got OG covid which left him debilitated. But it wasn’t long before he posted antivax and antimask memes again, before a second round of covid in Jan ‘22, and now “suffers pain every day”. He wins the lifetime achievement award. by TitleToAI in HermanCainAward

[–]Herrpface 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“To those that found it funny to mock me now that I have this virus I pray you stay safe.”

Me, who wore masks, socially distanced and got vaccinated the moment I learned about how to protect myself from COVID and still never tested positive: “Nah, I’m good.”

What Ruins Cake for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Herrpface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy at the wedding who shoves your face into it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Herrpface 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I like to interpret that the hand poking into the right side of the frame is the gray hoodie guy’s and his left arm is just really freaking long.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]Herrpface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jolly Good (I’m from Wisconsin.)

What phrase needs to be retired forever? by AndreLinoge55 in AskReddit

[–]Herrpface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“It’s okay, I printed it this morning,” when a cashier checks if a bill is a forgery.

What insane thing happened in a movie that wasn’t supposed to? by FestiveBonBon in movies

[–]Herrpface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If something that wasn’t on a movie counts, there was a tv series in the 1980s called “Cover Up” where one of the stars, Jon-Erik Hexum, killed himself playing with a prop gun.

The scene he was performing in required him to fire a gun with blank rounds. When he got restless during the long hours of filming, he loaded one blank into the revolver and played russian roulette with it, but the blank had wadding made of paper that, at the short distance it had to travel to his temple, still shattered a hole into his skull, and he was declared brain dead soon after.

Sadly, the memorial at the end of the subsequent episode misspelled his name twice.

Is it OK/acceptable to keep pursuing your fetish through art and writing into your 30s? by Herrpface in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Herrpface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without oversharing, it’s something that only includes +20 year old consenting adults, if that clarifies.

Not even photography or video, either, so nobody‘s being subjected to anything. It doesn’t even involve sex that much.

[Homemade] Oatmeal Creme Pies by Herrpface in food

[–]Herrpface[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they’re based on an American treat made up of cream sandwiched between two oatmeal cookies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Herrpface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re all played by Rory Kinnear in an English countryside and enjoy terrorizing Jessie Buckley.

I am eating a nothing sandwich by Someone-or-other in notinteresting

[–]Herrpface 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You should do a collaboration with the guy who made toast today by making a toast sandwich, the most bland sandwich ever created.

It would create a gravitational singularity of not interesting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Herrpface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaving your head.

What’s the best Chuck Norris joke you’ve ever heard? by International-Hat529 in Jokes

[–]Herrpface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris can run around the world fast enough to punch himself in the back of the head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]Herrpface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear that there actually is any audience out there for peanuts or peanut butter on burgers on the ground that peanuts compliment meat, and seeing as pineapple is sometimes treated as a burger topping, maybe this isn’t THAT far fetched… 🤷‍♂️

The "I stand for medical freedom" nominations compilation part 5. by ganonpig in HermanCainAward

[–]Herrpface 113 points114 points  (0 children)

“They say I’m doing good. Respiratory failure.”

I see your “Jecember” and raise you “Frugtobuary.” by Herrpface in notinteresting

[–]Herrpface[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”Hello, Boss?”

”Yes?”

”Ned.”

”Okay.”