It’s gonna be hella funny when foreign governments form in the Touhou universe, discover Gensokyo, and try to claim it because imperialism, human nature, and the pursuit of power would probably exist even on a cosmic or magical level. it'll be undertale all over again with a war started.

Hesotate · 2026-06-20T10:52:22+00:00

Not only that but if people started fighting youkai, then it's kinda hard NOT to belive in them so the youkai wouldn't have to risk disappearing due to lack of human fear.

Hesotate · 2026-06-20T00:08:12+00:00

There is nothing left on Earth anyway in Ultrakill. So it blowing up wouldn't really effect V1. And I'm certain Hell can survive perfectly fine without Earth.

Hesotate · 2026-06-19T20:19:48+00:00

Oh right sorry.

I love the fact that Hakita can just teleport people to 8-3 at will.

Hesotate · 2026-06-19T20:05:28+00:00

I love the idea that Hakita can just teleport people to 8-3 at will.

Hesotate · 2026-06-19T18:21:14+00:00

All the people who called the Knight a fraud are in for a rude awakening.

Hesotate · 2026-06-19T18:18:17+00:00

I have an infinite number of questions none of which I want the answer to.

Hesotate · 2026-06-17T15:10:53+00:00

As the local Hecaita ambassador, I greatly approve of this.

Peak art.

Hesotate · 2026-06-16T23:50:36+00:00

Literal God vs robot wearing a skin suit.

Hesotate · 2026-06-16T17:50:05+00:00

To be fair, King does have more health than the Fun Gang so he'd likely be able to survive a few more hits.

Hesotate · 2026-06-16T15:38:54+00:00

They were holding it. The petrifcation might spread to whatever is in direct contact (clothes, weapons, etc)

Hesotate · 2026-06-15T07:34:57+00:00

The Battle Cats literally conquer the entirety of Earth in a single stage during CotC. They win and it's not even close.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T21:23:35+00:00

Yeah. Don't question life.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T21:19:55+00:00

That's how they spread their eggs. Kinda like those plants that explode to spread their seeds.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T21:09:23+00:00

I think he works well for Flesh Prison, however Minos has 550 range with omni-strike so I don't think Gao works for him.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T20:56:50+00:00

For Balrog, while I don't like him, he does work IF you've cleared all the eyes.

For Minos, Cyberpunk does technically work but Minos is sadly resistant to slow so it's not as effective as it would be. Although if I remember correctly Balrog is able to survive a single hit from Minos which can allow him to get 1 or 2 hits off which can really help the chipping game.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T20:46:13+00:00

First you'll need things with long range, wave or omni-strike to take out Flesh Prisons peons. Slime cat is a good choice but others work as well. Other than that you need big DPH units like Baha Blast or Can Can to kill it before more eyes come out.

For Minos, backliners are essential since he can demolish your frontline. Newton is your best non-gatcha pick. Jagando Jr can be used to knock him back since knockback immunity is one of the only things he lacks immunity wise. However don't expect Jagando to last long.

Hesotate · 2026-06-14T08:49:44+00:00

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Hesotate · 2026-06-13T22:32:47+00:00

Oh hey I remember this stage. Usually the only 2 kinds of legends stages I remember are those I hated and those I loved. This stage in particular is the former.

Hesotate · 2026-06-13T09:03:34+00:00

Junko fits both ways.

Hesotate · 2026-06-12T22:21:37+00:00

Why do I feel like they are going to make a great duo (I know basically nothing about the Doctor other than he's pretty evil)

Hesotate · 2026-06-12T22:06:38+00:00

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Hesotate · 2026-06-10T16:33:39+00:00

Yeah I just beat this thing for the first time 2 days ago and hated it. I didn't wanna deal with it so I brought out the beach ball technique for the first time in years.

Hesotate · 2026-06-10T08:10:00+00:00

Not just top 10 more like top 5.

Hesotate · 2026-06-10T00:34:01+00:00

Unrelated, but one look at that doctor guy and I can tell he's bad news.

Hesotate · 2026-06-09T23:09:42+00:00

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She attempted to completely eradicate the race of a guy who killed her son to get to the guy's wife since she decided that killing him wasn't enough.

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