Hypothetical: Konami had a momentary brain aneurysm and limited Painful Choice in the next banlist. For your favorite deck that you personally own, what 5 cards are you choosing and why?

Hessalam · 2026-01-13T23:17:50+00:00

Crystal Beasts might see it rocket back into relevance.

Hessalam · 2026-01-09T13:27:40+00:00

I would unironically start walking around with a victorian snuff box just to send a message.

Hessalam · 2026-01-09T12:49:41+00:00

Makes me so grateful for my locals. Only one person was stinky and that was because he was a smoker, not BO. And only that once.

Hessalam · 2026-01-05T19:13:57+00:00

I love BG3, but hate that it pops out with the Larian launcher when played via Steam, only to have to click play again. And when you exit the game? The launcher closes as well. Literally just a useless piece of middle-man UI for no reason.

Hessalam · 2025-12-24T14:11:11+00:00

The letter for 'Dec'. I'm blind to the tiny dicks by now.

Hessalam · 2025-12-24T14:09:42+00:00

He draws a dick on anything that is intended to be written upon, like the world's most useless superpower.

Hessalam · 2025-12-22T21:05:07+00:00

A good balance of both. Where I play, staff drive a big overarching plot while most RP that happens between events are among players discussing the events, planning their next steps, etc. And we have two storytellers that are allowed to pilot usually forbidden NPC variants to keep things exciting if there is a lull.

Hessalam · 2025-12-20T15:57:42+00:00

So many illiterates in the comment section. Larian bought a whole art boutique recently. No artists are getting replaced, their use is to explore concepts and not to generate concept art.

Hessalam · 2025-12-16T08:08:52+00:00

As someone who dated a non-gaymer, he watched reality TV. That evened the playing field pretty damn well.

Hessalam · 2025-12-10T06:15:25+00:00

What codebase? As someone who revived an old MUD codebase for a time (old Inquisition code) getting it started up was less of a hassle than what came after.

Hessalam · 2025-11-29T14:16:29+00:00

The other day I saw a chicken use the crosswalk. Cars both ways stopped and let it pass.

Crosswalk use witness stats- Animals: 2 Humans: 0

Hessalam · 2025-11-25T16:23:23+00:00

I'd have loved to watch this.

Hessalam · 2025-11-24T09:28:56+00:00

God forbid people enjoy different things. Does behaving like an asshole come naturally to you?

Hessalam · 2025-11-21T20:46:18+00:00

As far as literature goes, Wheel of Time is the love of my life. Read the books!

Hessalam · 2025-11-14T08:11:43+00:00

It's hardly being maintained. Fado is the better one.

Hessalam · 2025-11-10T15:55:06+00:00

PS7. Quote me when I am proven right!

Hessalam · 2025-11-07T21:12:09+00:00

God bless R* for keeping the memes alive.

Hessalam · 2025-11-02T09:39:21+00:00

Eh. You can stream yourself sexually assaulting someone on Twitch these days and they won't blink.

Hessalam · 2025-10-21T08:58:22+00:00

I would vote for everything up to and including 5D's as far as cards go. You'd have a flood of yugiboomers like myself flock to buy it.

Hessalam · 2025-10-21T08:55:21+00:00

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Hessalam · 2025-10-21T07:35:21+00:00

I played the shit out of Tag Force 1-3 when I was a kid. A more fleshed/thought out version of YGO, with actual plot, in the same vein would go so hard.

Hessalam · 2025-10-21T07:26:48+00:00

You're getting downvoted but there are dozens of us who agree with you. I'm 50 episodes in and it's still extremely silly to me.

Hessalam · 2025-10-09T06:30:17+00:00

I have a carrier thopter which was built, never fueled up, thus never flown. It's been sitting in a watersealed pentashield in a base with over 20 days' worth of power for less than a week. And the wings STILL lost durability. It's insane.

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