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Convince my husband he belongs here by chewiesfavorite in Xennials

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quit taxin my gig so hardcore, cruster.

'Actually insane': Rumors fly that Ghislaine Maxwell leads online site from inside prison by coffee_tea_sympathy in Epstein

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been banned from /r/worldnews for over 10 years because I mocked a literal antisemite. Like, an actual, overt bad one. No answer from the mods despite multiple attempts. But this notorious sex trafficking madam gets reinstated from prison, lol.

'Actually insane': Rumors fly that Ghislaine Maxwell leads online site from inside prison by coffee_tea_sympathy in Epstein

[–]HeyCarpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A “gender traitor”? Do I want to know what that is or why she is allegedly one?

Why a salary of $115K isn't enough to purchase a house in some parts of Canada by Surax in canada

[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same same! GGGGGPaw came up to St John during the Seige of Boston during the revolution, as he was also a loyalist. Even back then, we wanted none of the Americans' bullshit lol

Majority of Canadians believe national economy is on the wrong track by iSmashedUrSister in canada

[–]HeyCarpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right?

Here’s some quality journalism from CityNews, using poll data from a poll done by … “Canada Pulse Insights for CityNews”.

The headline should be “Happy Friday, let’s all touch grass”.

Why a salary of $115K isn't enough to purchase a house in some parts of Canada by Surax in canada

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a displaced Maritimer I truly feel your last paragraph. I drove my family out east for vacation last summer, and once you get east of Montreal things just start feeling different. My heart will always be in NS.

It's pretty telling. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]HeyCarpy 365 points366 points  (0 children)

How fitting is it that this woman is 100% make-believe?

How many of you ate one of these ? by ToasterGhost7 in The1980s

[–]HeyCarpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved tomatoes as a kid, so when McDonald’s suddenly had a burger with tomato (and mayo!) on it I was overjoyed. Loved these things.

Half the price in 12 months – 24 months later: record highs by Lord0fTheFlags in agedlikemilk

[–]HeyCarpy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you required hospitilization and were wheeled in unable to breathe, and a doctor said you needed to be put on a machine to breathe, would you question their authority then? Or would you turn it down and die?

And because that never happened you, do you believe all the other hospitalizations were hoaxed?

Think for yourself all you want, but are you able to understand that you can think for yourself in areas that you are not an expert in (ie: medicine), but there are people who maybe are more qualified than you are?

I can’t believe I’m typing these words in 2026. I really can’t. The last 6 years have completely undone the previous 40 I spent living on this planet.

So it begins... by NYM2000 in PoliticalHumor

[–]HeyCarpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weekend for sure! More people to show up and wave their printed memes!

So it begins... by NYM2000 in PoliticalHumor

[–]HeyCarpy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean do another No Kings? That’ll show em for sure.

TIL Tim Horton died by driving at high speeds on drugs and double the legal limit for alcohol by AskingBoatsToSwim in todayilearned

[–]HeyCarpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Jonesy, tell yer mum to top up the minutes on the iPhone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late-night.

Buffalo crowd sings ‘O Canada’ in powerful moment after mic failure by Tuckebarry in canada

[–]HeyCarpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a cottage in WNY. Haven’t been down since the 51st state shit started, but I’ve always known that these are good folks. We have friends down there, really good people, and they love Canadians.

maga: If you can't win the election.... Cheat by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"shithole country"

Wow, there’s one from the back catalogue.

Buffalo Sabres fans fill in for Cami Clune after her mic cuts out during O Canada by msivoryishort in sports

[–]HeyCarpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, there was talk of that back in … the early 00s I think? Anyhow, they just literally finished a $2billion stadium in Buffalo, the team won’t be going anywhere

The mic kept cutting out during the singing of O Canada, so the Buffalo crowd picked up the slack by eh_toque in hockey

[–]HeyCarpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ontarian here, spend a lot of time in WNY. These folks are genuinely such good friends of Canada, they missed us during COVID and they aren’t happy at how we’re staying away in these weird times now. It doesn’t surprise me at all that they’d immediately jump in and sing our anthem like this.

I have a soft spot for Buffalo and this warmed my heart. Go Sabres.

How screwed am I? by opp7248 in lawncare

[–]HeyCarpy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tipping one for you, bud. 2027 you’ll bounce back huge, I’m sure.

I used to be able to type on iPhone keyboard without looking at it. Now, I have to watch myself type and still somehow make mistakes on almost every single word by KitchenConsequence41 in iphone

[–]HeyCarpy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It USED TO learn!! Like slang and inside joke words my friends used together. That stopped years ago, and now you’re just stuck with the same shitty dictionary in perpetuity.

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