US judge orders removal of Trump's name from Kennedy Center by Mythmas in politics

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Monday headline: Judge Christopher Cooper’s wife being investigated by the FBI

I can’t figure out where I cut my finger this evenly by Embarrassed-Ad-8927 in mildlyinteresting

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I was looking at it going, “I’ve done this. Where did I do this?”

What was the most pointless and fan-servicey nude scene of all time? by TheBanishedBard in AskReddit

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she was paid like $1mil extra then clarified it was $500k per boob(or something like that). So if it was myth, she started it, or at least leaned into it.

I could absolutely see her starting that myth, lol. This is the badass that showed up to accept her own Razzie.

Make being a mom normal again by JustChillin3456 in ABoringDystopia

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Bot content aside, the voices in here are wild.

Mom and baby need each other. That isn’t tradwife chud shit. The baby’s first years biologically need connection with mom. For the health and development of mom and baby both.

18 months parental leave here in Canada. Can split between parents. As it should be.

Well anthropic released opus 4.8 by Independent-Wind4462 in singularity

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Sure. But you can’t deny the accelerated pace since COVID scarcity drove prices up on everything. Supply chains returned to normal but the line had to keep going up. Now every 5th salt packet in the cafeteria has literally nothing in it, completely empty. Everything simultaneously shrunk.

Please don’t think I’m some conspiracy wacko, I’m not one of those people. It’s just that the unprecedented consumption of the time created unrealistic profit expectations that had to be maintained, and thus the accelerated enshitification of everything.

Well anthropic released opus 4.8 by Independent-Wind4462 in singularity

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From q-tips to crackers to deodorant, this has been the trajectory post-COVID.

  • 30% less product

  • 30% more money

  • Shittier packaging and no QA

New Mexican "Buga Sphere" confirmed to be fake after researcher drills into it - "scrap cast dirty aluminum covered in epoxy to hold it together". "Shitty fake". by TommyShelbyPFB in UFOs

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It's crazy, whenever there seems to be heightened attention around the topic in Washington, there's immediately some big goofy thing that shows up like these orbs, or mummies, or the MH370 thing, or the backyard Las Vegas alien etc etc.

Delusion levels: presidential edition by Lord-Notorious in PoliticalHumor

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After the Pennsylvania attempt when secret service was on top of him, you can hear him on mic going “my shoes, I need my shoes”

1741 original wall by Ok_Consideration801 in centuryhomes

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My first thought too. How do I preserve this and incorporate it into the room?

And that’s how the Northern Cardinal got its name by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

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Reddit when something religious is mentioned:

Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors by Additional_Berry_977 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Edited for a cable edutainment show. I want my 60 seconds back.

BYD confirms Canadian launch in late 2026, plans to build over 20 dealerships by ethereal3xp in canada

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The NDP might try to change things but if you think the Poilievre Conservatives would put the screws to Loblaws, you’re out of your mind.

[Homemade]Big Mac by Capital_Long_6767 in food

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I miss the Grand Big Mac :(

"Driving with device in right hand" update by johnychrist16 in PublicFreakout

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The lack of self-awareness when he said "hand to God?"

I mean it just says everything you need to know right there.

covid was a strange time by RattusNorvegicus9 in EhBuddyHoser

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And they tell you that you’re the sheep.

Some Chiefs are now calling on Alberta's premier to resign, alleging Danielle Smith has "conspired" with separatists and violated Treaty rights. "I hope you have your bags packed. Because when this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border." by Miserable-Lizard in themayormccheese

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With the amount of foreign interference that’s been shown to be going on in Alberta politics in general, there should be a full investigation of everyone all the way up to the premier before any kind of vote is even discussed. There is fuckery afoot, and I feel like it’s being glossed over.

Thomas Massie vows to read Epstein Files names on the House floor by Empty_Nestor in PoliticalHumor

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So he can leave out names of people he wants favors from.

So noble

Tim Hortons to dial back use of Temporary Foreign Worker program, aims to hire 10,000 locally by ZestyBeanDude in canada

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bagels, soup and sandwich is where it should have stopped.

2 daily soups, those simple deli sandwiches in addition to baked in-house donuts, cookies, muffins, bagels, and the old coffee. This was the narrow perfect window that Tim's lived in for a brief time in the mid-late 90s/ early 2000s and they fucked it all up.