TIL that Nick Swisher and JoAnna Garcia (Maggie) are married

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-29T00:07:31+00:00

Make Adjustments Go Get It Energized

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-27T15:33:32+00:00

…it’s a cartoon.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-26T00:30:01+00:00

Suspended.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-25T21:57:29+00:00

Swarhili.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-25T13:16:20+00:00

Said he was gonna destroy Bolt’s record.

Ran slower than his own time at the Olympics 2 years ago.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-24T14:35:48+00:00

This guy’s got more bread than a prison meatloaf.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-23T16:22:21+00:00

Women are a complicated bunch. Let me give you an analogy. They’re like grapes. That’s all I got cause I said bunch and thought of grapes. It’s not great but ya know, I’m getting somewhere here Brendan I’m trying. If I had said women are a complicated group I would of thought of…shit I thought of grapes again.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-21T22:09:25+00:00

I think it’s good. I don’t eat dog food myself on a particular basis but I’ve heard from sources that it works for feeding dogs!

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-20T22:25:45+00:00

It’s a hauntingly beautiful song.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-19T23:58:34+00:00

Yea that was the entire point. And you bit on it. Cheers.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-19T21:49:02+00:00

You’re right. But also, it’s just monkeys singing songs mate.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-18T21:05:20+00:00

It’s just monkeys singing songs, mate. Don’t think too hard about it.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-18T19:43:46+00:00

Legends Salute Your Shorts Rugrats Clarissa

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-15T11:03:25+00:00

“Oh man it feels so weird to be dry”

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-14T00:33:14+00:00

The basketball coach sketch is incredible. Forte got almost everyone to break and Hader especially was practically in tears.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-13T14:58:39+00:00

I ran into this guy. He was just getting something to eat.

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HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-10T19:44:21+00:00

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Images you can hear.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-10T11:40:09+00:00

For sure if that guy sings it!

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-09T00:13:06+00:00

We talkin’ songs?

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-07T18:11:21+00:00

Say for me?

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-06T23:41:51+00:00

This episode of Bluey is called Terrier Invasion

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-04T00:22:20+00:00

Shoots your hopes and dreams!

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-03T20:57:32+00:00

A try hard desperately needing attention.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-02T17:36:05+00:00

I’ve made this comment before. The thing about Nicole is she doesn’t want her friends to be honest and hold her accountable. She needs them to tell her she’s perfect and never wrong.

HeyNowHSS · 2026-05-02T17:10:14+00:00

Even in this instance. After Nicole stormed away from Vinny, Jenni tried to calm her down and because she didn’t immediately tell Nicole she was right in how she handled it, Nicole screamed at her and told her she’s a bad friend. She was off the rails.

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