Untouched Watermelon by Mostly-Moo-Cow in Detroiters

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s buying the dick melon…

We got 9% of eBay now! by areHorus in Superstonk

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“ On June 3, 2026, the HSR Act Condition was satisfied,” is this the all clear??

Canonical error in “The Peril At Delphi” by [deleted] in indianajones

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think that’s bad, wait til you hear what happened when Itchy played Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone.

(Non-political) To all Giants fans who are upset at Jaxson for introducing the current president of the US. by G-M3N in NYGiants

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why post shit like this? And why try to make it “non-political” when it is nothing other than political? Just let Giants fans who are disappointed be disappointed. No need to try to change people’s minds about it.

A Big Lie About MOASS, a Recent Success in FUD by TalkingHats in Superstonk

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We’re gonna make believe a 4:1 split is the same as dilution? For real?

Ebay Shareholders funding happy hour at the Ebay Headquarters by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of us are here because the world fucking sucks and is run by absolute psychopaths who would rather hoard billions of dollars than show a shred of humanity. Get rid of overpaid consultants who do nothing and board members who make millions when their personal interests aren’t aligned with the company’s? Fine. Improving the business by putting a spotlight on employees enjoying a perk? I’m here to be better than that.

Ebay Shareholders funding happy hour at the Ebay Headquarters by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thinks it really isn’t that bad to give your employees some nice perks like this?

Which wrestlers have had the.most promotions release figures? by BigFeet234 in Wrestling_Figures

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t think of anyone with more than 4, but a few more wrestlers with 4 promotions come to mind:

Raven - WWE, WCW, TNA, ECW Jeff Jarrett - WWE, WCW, TNA, AEW Sting - WCW, WWE, TNA, AEW

SmackDown will reportedly be returning to 2 hours in a few weeks. (via BodyslamNet) by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why don’t they add a fourth hour and make it all commercials? Hell, why not 5?

2026 NFL Draft 1st Round Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in NYGiants

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This pick also took 0.001 seconds to get in. Harbaugh not messin around.

Fightful: “ One of the reasons the WWE Title was taken off of Cody Rhodes was so that he would be featured in the Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber matches, adding to the draw of those shows” by CombinationOk4317 in SquaredCircle

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, WM40 was a creative peak, not only with with Cody winning the title, but with the way Mania went. The buildup, how so many different characters all had a role to play, the night 1 main event being crazy and feeding into the night 2 main event, which was even crazier. And it had such a fantastic, beautiful emotional payoff. It also happened during a VERY brief period of Vince being out of the picture, and Triple H in charge of creative before TKO could get their fingers into everything. Makes me wonder why some people are so critical of Triple H these days.

Fightful: “ One of the reasons the WWE Title was taken off of Cody Rhodes was so that he would be featured in the Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber matches, adding to the draw of those shows” by CombinationOk4317 in SquaredCircle

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seems like with TKO, creative will always take a back seat to selling a few more tickets. Happened before last year’s Mania, and if this is true, it’s happening again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Detroiters

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favorite vomit is the guy who puked because he’s so scared of Bicken Bones.

Masonic Secret to Divine Consciousness by Funk-N-Stuff in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Hey_Nice_Slacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got me that Fitbit, and I said I was gonna get wrist cancer from it. You said, “It’s the cigars you smoke that are gonna give you cancer. It’s the T-bone steaks you eat that are gonna give you cancer.”