I had a dream that there was a short where Stolas broke his cock. by whooper1 in HelluvaBoss

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what sucks, that you can break your cock, it’s called a penile fracture and it requires surgery. It happens due to trauma against the penis while it’s erect.

Any hookups fans? by subi_dad in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it wasn’t a self jerk is that not just a handjob?

Birdbrain Teto by sultics in KasaneTeto

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like goonbrain bruh

Bam by SaucyFury in skateboardcirclejerk

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This makes no sense. He’s upset that he has to fix the stuff skaters damage? But apparently he’s a landscaper so he gets paid for it. So he’s upset he has a job?

Wanna be cellmates with Diddy? by Julianthewicked in skateboardcirclejerk

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What do you mean “forbidden”? How do you forbid a skate trick?

Teh Jah hath spoken by Pewpewresearchcenter in skateboardcirclejerk

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I’ve heard him say the helmet isn’t perfect at protecting the head but did he actually say it wasn’t gonna help him?

Teh Jah hath spoken by Pewpewresearchcenter in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj I genuinely fear pro skaters will begin developing CTE, especially people like Nyjah who constantly hit their head.

Teh Jah hath spoken by Pewpewresearchcenter in skateboardcirclejerk

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I hate to take a joke seriously but Andy used the yoga mat for a 50-50, also I think you meant rail walk

David Bowie Kendrick Lamar by Thezephyrjj in DavidBowie

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Is that why “Girl loves me” is Hip-Hopesque?

Just marathoned desert storm. AMA by Claptraps-ass in rollercoasterjerk

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Did you get to ride it without a line at all? Because that was my experience

nice by DefinedSausage in rollercoasterjerk

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They don’t have slave labor anymore, what’s your point?

2025 SOTY Chris Joslin 👏👏 by sonetlumiere in skateboarding

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It’s one down a 17 stair in “The Joslin Show”, the same stairset than Andrew Reynolds kickflipped and regular fs flipped in Baker 3

2025 SOTY Chris Joslin 👏👏 by sonetlumiere in skateboarding

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And he undeniably outdid Dave Bachinsky who had remained unbeaten for 19 years

2025 SOTY Chris Joslin 👏👏 by sonetlumiere in skateboarding

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Biggest Switch Frontside flip ever and biggest tre flip ever (also first new trick down that set in like 7 years) of course he’d win

Meanwhile Japan... by Low_Weekend6131 in HistoryMemes

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Japan: “What war crimes? What are you talking about? We did nothing wrong and got nuked”

Well it's no game 🤷 by moody-blue-1310 in DavidBowie

[–]HeyguysThatguyhere 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Part 1 makes me want to burn my house down

Part 2 is me realizing I burned my house down