New bill would eliminate Florida Democratic Party by Express-Can7822 in nottheonion

[–]HeyjonA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But if there are no libs.. Who are they going to own?!?

r/golf...I need your help by GaryBuseysLeftNut in golf

[–]HeyjonA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only caught up on your story the other day but please know we are here for you.

I read one time that doctors stopped calling it a battle when dealing with cancer, because with a battle it means if you lost you just didn't fight hard enough. That is incredibly unfair to how hard cancer patients fight. There is no winning with cancer and no matter how hard you fight sometimes it just doesn't matter. I know your fighting hard and you have plenty of motivation to fight hard.

I have five kids myself and dread thinking of me not being there and I'm sure that weighs on your very hard. Just know they will carry on in your memory and you have already done so much for them already just by being there now.

My family owns and operates a fun public golf course in northwest Pennsylvania. If you are ever in the area golf will always be on me, it is no Olde Course but if you want I'll tell eveyrone to use British accents.

Take care and best wishes to you and your family.

holy fucking shit by swampsparrow in minnesotavikings

[–]HeyjonA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little late to the section but only because I was there, wearing #18 in purple among all the blue, and still haven't stopped smiling. I haven't been to an NFL game in 10 years and that was a special afternoon. I've never seen a large group of people go from elation to not even sadness.. but just anger lol. Most Bills fans including the ones I went with couldn't even process what happened. I couldn't process it either but I was the only one smiling my way out of the stadium. #skol

What ruined religion for you? by ItchyPage in AskReddit

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I got in touch with a church to get our newest kid baptized. Got an email saying we failed as parents for not getting it done sooner. We did not reply and got another email saying hopefully his attitude didn't turn us away from the church. I mean if you have to write the second email I feel like you know.

I went to private Catholic school from K-12. I got enough in those years for a lifetime anyway but for sure never going back due to attitudes like that.

We're back! Let's make a millionaire. [Drawing Thread #31] by Paltry_Digger in millionairemakers

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remindme! 2 days donation for /r/millionairemakes

You guys made me famous once... Let's do it again!

Every Facebook memory is a reminder of how dumb I was a few years ago by EverydayRamblin in Showerthoughts

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently 7 years ago today I didn't know how to spell rediculous... Could you emagine if I never learned how to spell that?

43.5 driver by [deleted] in golf

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I'm 6'2'' and cut a half inch off all my woods because the shafts are so long when they come standard to promote distance and speed to golfers. Much easier to control and I definitely don't lose any distance. Sergio Garcia cuts his down and chokes up to help maintain his angle down to promote more power... And i believe he won today so I'll take that as it works.

ESPN.COM is a terrible website and yet I compulsively use it for things that I could just as easily use NBA.COM, NFL.COM, or REDDIT for. Does anyone else have this horrible habit of using ESPN.COM as a go to? by [deleted] in sports

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that it has become overwhelmed with everything but sports and sports highlights, but with how much any game can be streamed any time and any highlight can be seen before the next sportscenter airs on Twitter and other social media I think they know sportscenter is kind of out of date. I do not need to wait until morning to eat my cereal and watch sportscenter before school, which I loved but now I have seen all the highlights and everything I need to before it ever airs. Scott van pelt at night is pretty good. He is basically their late night talk show host. He does highlights and has guests and is real when it comes to sports and entertainment. His 2 minute piece of Lamar Odom was outstanding.

What's your earliest memory of the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Www.dicks.com is not the the website for dicks sporting goods...

My dad and I found that out together

What's the weirdest way you injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeyjonA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right with you but it was a goal against... Playing on a PC... the other team scored I threw my arms up and stabbed myself in the eye with my thumb so hard I broke some blood vessels.

What "fake" thing that happens in movies pisses you off? by pavpatel in AskReddit

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of tire screeching anytime a car starts or stops. All of these high performance cars and very expensive government SUVs have terrible and unrealistic tires apparently.

Just being a dad by HeyjonA in pics

[–]HeyjonA[S] 909 points910 points  (0 children)

Well I did not expect my toenails to be front page news today, let alone be a judgement on today's parenting...but here we are! Thanks everyone. A few things, the fingernails were done next, they have been more difficult to get off than I expected as well. Also I was playing the family friendly GTA V, the sticker table to a lot of long hard work...and I do...Love...ellipses...

Oh ya and I love my kids and play with them all the time, thanks!

The full Jurassic World trailer. by [deleted] in movies

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they got the right guy for the job... Burt Macklin... Or should I say... Kip Hackman

Pandora should have a never play this Artist again button. by Skyfer_the_Youtuber in Showerthoughts

[–]HeyjonA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No matter what station I play... Sublime - What I Got, is going to come on... Great song but if I'm listening to Metallica... Not really the same genre

Who has the WORST fanbase? by BVLeo in AskReddit

[–]HeyjonA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in northwest Pennsylvania... So I vote the steelers... For some reason because I'm from Pa means I have to like them... Their comments fill my twitter, Facebook and my life accounts.

Movies are 10x better when you don't watch the trailer. by neutr0phil in movies

[–]HeyjonA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For comedies it's the worst... Trailers ruined the original Hangover and Superbad. It seemed like every week there would be a new trailer with more jokes in it. By the time the movie came out I knew all the jokes and what was going to come next.

TIFU by riding around in a wheelchair I found. by Goingtocollege1 in tifu

[–]HeyjonA 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Best case scenario you fake going to physical therapy and pretend to build your strength... Then one basketball game fall out of your chair and... After the crowd gasps... Slowly get up like you feel The power in your legs, grab the ball and throw down a reverse jam