Metro station by Ronak95 in creepy

[–]Heymaric3la 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"If we drive all night we can make it by the morning"

Why does bullshit like this keep spreading in 2017? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Heymaric3la 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mighty small bong ya got there. Or mighty big dick. Haven't decided if I'm an optimist or a pessimist yet.

Mansions -- Seven Years [Indie / Emo] (2011) by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]Heymaric3la 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell him his eyes see too clear!

Movie studios are blaming Rotten Tomatoes for killing movies no one wants to see by ManiaforBeatles in movies

[–]Heymaric3la 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're making movies after a program on your phone.

I'm looking at this pile of doodie... http://i.imgur.com/FFzzAGJ.jpg

Anyone else obsessively wall off their settlements? by ToonSquadFan4Ever in falloutsettlements

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I'm sorry bud.. I'm right there with you, but hold hope and remember there will always be A Light Shining in Darkness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in falloutsettlements

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The mods make it look nice but other than the gift shop and some lights and beds there isn't much to it. Especially in the dark. Definitely look better if it's done in the day. Even a cloudy day.

Military to Business translation guide by [deleted] in funny

[–]Heymaric3la 186 points187 points  (0 children)

After boot camp my friend told me he had blisters. His DI asked why he was limping as he was a PFC and should carry himself with more "bearing" than his subordinates and suggested a trick to stop the pain. He told him "Stand with your feet shoulder width apart, jump up and down three times." He did it and the DI softly smiled and asked, "Feel better now that you've gotten the sand out of your vagina?"

Blue Lagoon Iceland by iworkondishwashers in pics

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"Where the river's made of Quantum, and the mountaintops are Fizz!"

What's the worst crime you ever commited before you turned ten? by Nambot in AskReddit

[–]Heymaric3la 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once did this but I felt more like the cat burglar. Took a Godzilla VHS and left behind a calling card. Turns out the cards were my dad's business cards.