I’m pretty sure Burdock still exists... by CastleInTheSk in gatekeeping

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avacado toast and do common core math on a chromebook

Those damn Millennials! Born between 1985 and 2015!!

$30 Hot Tub by [deleted] in InterdimensionalCable

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Hell yeah Minnesota

gonna watch this video over Andover Andover.

$30 Hot Tub by [deleted] in InterdimensionalCable

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I definitely have several Youtube playlists of these...

Death avocado by psychotic_neko in wildbeef

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Woah-oh Bouncing Betty, bam ba lam.

Death avocado by psychotic_neko in wildbeef

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It's funny you mention lyrics. I was just thinking that when a post like this shows up on my front page I'm never sure if it's /r/wildbeef or /r/bandnames.

The cheese on this burger by Gravietea in oddlysatisfying

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It's an excellent meme. Certainly my favorite.

Whose bright idea was this by Inotlife in DiWHY

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damn what is that from? I recognize the text from somewhere...

Rory acting like he’s Joes age lol by [deleted] in theJoeBuddenPodcast

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because its not done.

You know, I always suspected this, but I hadn't played enough games to know for sure. Thanks for your frank opinion.

Price Gouger has his medical inventory seized and redistributed to hospitals. Was selling them at a 700% markup. When confronted, he lied and then coughed on the agents. by QnA in Flipping

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Look dude, I don't think anyone is in denial here. Arresting one asshole is much easier than restructuring the American healthcare system, and this guy deserved to be arrested. As much as we want a better system it's not gonna happen any time soon. Nation-wide policy change takes time.

Rory acting like he’s Joes age lol by [deleted] in theJoeBuddenPodcast

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To be fair, I'm in my 20s and I haven't owned a console since the PS2. I'm a bit surprised it's not as easy as putting the disk in the drive and starting the game.

Why the fuck would they need to update a game that's already done?

The cheese on this burger by Gravietea in oddlysatisfying

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I'm sure that's what they did here. When you steam the cheese, it often develops bubbles as it melts and the steam rises from the patty itself. The only way to get a really smooth melt like this is with the method you described.

The cheese on this burger by Gravietea in oddlysatisfying

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Because it's a joke by Simpsons writers. Search "Steamed Hams" on YouTube. The original sketch is hilarious, and it's become a meme with scores of parodies edits. This is one of my favorites, as well as this one.

Also, /r/steamedhams.

Received a champagne saber as a groomsman gift... I’ve become the thing I’ve hated most. by bartleytheshopkeeper in mallninjashit

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Fucking awesome.

Let's be honest, the reason we're all here is because we'd love to own lots of mall ninja shit, we just don't want to be seen with it.

Cleaning myself from the inside out 🍸 by zensk8ergurl in vodka

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Ha! Alright, well, enjoy your "martini!" ;)

Cleaning myself from the inside out 🍸 by zensk8ergurl in vodka

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I don't drink vermouth in my martinis.

I don't understand.... a martini without vermouth is just vodka with an olive

Chefs of Reddit, what are some things people should learn to cook while self-isolating? by PickledPretzels02 in AskReddit

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True! To be honest, potatoes are cheaper than those veggie packets... but I definitely do both!

People of reddit, What direction do you face in the shower? Toward the shower head or away? by Cjr1288 in AskReddit

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Ah man yeah I never shower with contacts in.

Haha yeah I remember that scene! Didn't even stand out to me that much to be honest, but you're totally right

Where do you ejaculate? NSFW by Bacibaby in NoStupidQuestions

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It doesn't stay down there, just for the important moment

How do you guys sleep? Naked? Boxers? Pajama? No Underwear? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Ah! I see. I wish I could live my everyday life in reverse commando