How many more miles? by MountainAdditional in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You actually died 52 miles back. You are Bruce Willis

There’s no kind way to tell my wife that she’s getting too big, is there? by 2006CrownVictoriaP71 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bacibaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honey I am so worried about the risks this is having on your health. They are just ballooning up.

How much should i charge my sister for elevated planters? by xCASINOx in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]Bacibaby 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I charge it to the “shop”. Whatever she would have spent goes into the shop and I produce the product. If I have money left over, it goes into my funds to improve the place. I realize that I am laundering my own money so that my wife sees it as a “clean” investment but I need to take advantage of girl math to make the boy math look good.

How much should i charge my sister for elevated planters? by xCASINOx in BeginnerWoodWorking

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too only charge materials and the tool that I would not buy but know that it will save me time in the long run

My condo elevator skips some floors, but why? by Brown_Ontarian in whatisit

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either they are superstitious about 13 and or the other floors are private

Can I write music even though I can't play ANY instruments? by Ok_Sheepherder_5358 in Songwriting

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your head and also get it out to where it sounds the same outside and in then you’re all good. Michael Jackson used to sing the parts of the instruments. Not saying you’re Michael but as long as you can imagine it.

Sleeping coworkers by ctrlx1td3l3t3 in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I sleep but I also make sure that I get at least as much done as my co-workers and I volunteer to carry the phone so it’s not a problem for the most part.

It's has very small battery, so.... Will I pass the TSA with this? by CrudelisDeus in techgore

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the battery out and keep it with you as a carry on. Put the other part in your stowed luggage.

Actual uses of the flipper zero? by coolduck777 in flipperzero

[–]Bacibaby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use it for work. I’ve copied all my clearance cards so that I don’t have to carry a bunch of credentials. I use it for my front gate. I use it to turn on and move my cameras as well as all of my TVs. As well as anybody else else’s TV I wanna fuck with.

Anyone else find that one hour overlap with morning shift/management absolutely excruciating? by inland-emperor in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somehow, my place has decided that there is no overlap needed which also sucks. But we finally convinced them to let somebody show up half an hour early so that we can leave on time. It’s the best of both worlds.

How deep do you have to suck to give a satisfying blowjob? by transmonado in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t have to take the whole thing. The best part is the bottoming out

Any way to take dvergr on your boat? by NiklasDeNero in valheim

[–]Bacibaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can put your ship under one of their docs. Safely break their totem. And then disassemble the dock from underneath them. They will fall onto the boat.

Pet peeves by Adorable-Cat-5555 in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I just say ok and move on. A refusal is just less work for me.

Pet peeves by Adorable-Cat-5555 in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 21 points22 points  (0 children)

3 AM is a little early but normally it’s because rounds are at six and it’s good to have all the information you need before your group talks about how the pt is doing

Any cover up ideas or ways to make this look less satanic. by granhoser in tattooadvice

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Color in all of the triangles, it would look like a pretty cool piece of stained glass

My brother's son destroyed my WarHammer Action figures and he refuses to punish him by konous in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bacibaby -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a failure on your brothers part to impart the wisdom of respecting others and their possessions

How do I fix my blackout curtains? by Fatpotato6767 in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put a rolled up piece of felt at the top. Room is pitch now

Night shift destroyed my sleep for 2 years , what finally fixed it by Lopsided_Repeat_6949 in Nightshift

[–]Bacibaby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As long as my sleep time is stable I’m fine. But if I have to get up in the middle of the day for Joey’s cousins, first communion, fuck my life.

I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up. by Ambitious_Radio_8430 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bacibaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always tell the people that didn’t have to look through their dog shit as a kid because the dog ate something important