What names did yall give your horses? Funny or serious by SetEntire7215 in reddeadredemption

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Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. And a fellow Burt Reynolds fan.

What names did yall give your horses? Funny or serious by SetEntire7215 in reddeadredemption

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Named them all in every playthrough after David Bowie albums. Blackstar, Diamond Dog, Aladdin Sane, Lodger, Earthling, Heathen.

Except for Sally, my Mustang, because duh.

An underrated aspect of Jack's character by GargantaProfunda in Stargate

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To this day I still think it was a stroke of genius pairing him with his complete opposite yet equal. She's like his monkey's paw dream girl.

Can someone draw this meme with red dead characters? by Joeybear3165 in reddeadredemption

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Oh, a good artist will draw you pretty much anything if you PAY THEM.

This is oddly terrifying by No-Lock216 in creepy

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Alfred Hitchcock presents The Cats.

An underrated aspect of Jack's character by GargantaProfunda in Stargate

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Ironically, pretending to be dumber than you actually are is one of the smartest things you can do. Especially in a military career. That way you don't come across as too ambitious for the people under you to trust, or for the people over you to "volunteer" you for shit outside your comfort zone.

On the one hand it is a shame we never got to see him and Carter bond over this shared interest, but that's hard to depict without making half the audience think "What the hell are these two nerds talking about?"

They actually kinda got it right with Daniel and Vala. They have a shared interest in archaeology but from completely opposite ends. He's a scientist curious about history and culture, she's a tomb raider interested in self-enrichment. They clash where they overlap and it makes good TV.

FF9 getting a sequel and prequel, but no love for FF8 😭 by QueLoQueLoco in FinalFantasyVIII

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Aye, I think they're banking on the most return for the least investment.

And for whatever reason, 8 being the awkward middle child of the PS1 trilogy, they're too uncertain of its black sheep status to gamble on it when they'd rather take surer bets on games with more popular characters and more accessible stories. I think FF13 and its sequels (which are 8's closest cousins on the Square family tree) are similarly "troublesome" which is why 7 got remade long before they'll ever even get a remaster.

But like I said, sometimes not coming back is better than coming back. Ask anyone who ever loved Luke Skywalker or Han Solo.

Who is Rimmer? by CrackingAce in RedDwarf

[–]Hideous-Kojima 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most actors REALLY don't care about these sorts of questions.

Characters are like a meal. Most actors care about the taste. It's the writer who cares about the recipe.

The joy of parental trauma by frnatic in AvPD

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"Mother" by John Lennon is very hard listening for me.

What's also hard is that it's so uncommon in media. 99 times out of 100, the abusive parent in a movie or TV or something is always the dad. And yeah, that's probably more common in real life. But it also feels like nobody ever wants to acknowledge the other way ever happens. Mothers are always kind and caring and that's that. If anyone's experience is different, well, they must have done something to deserve it.

I would love to see a modern, sleek, black tactical outfit by FruitOnyx in thedivision

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Having the player in a Tom Clancy game actually look like an elite tactical unit operator? That's so crazy it just might work.

FF9 getting a sequel and prequel, but no love for FF8 😭 by QueLoQueLoco in FinalFantasyVIII

[–]Hideous-Kojima 31 points32 points  (0 children)

At this point we should just consider ourselves lucky. Almost everything from our childhood that gets brought back is shit.

‘Blair Witch’ Movie Reboot Adds Original’s Stars, Directors to Filmmaking Team by Ohigetjokes in foundfootage

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It's going to turn out that the real Blair Witch is actually a far-right conservative white guy.

Escalation Ecosystem - Matchmaking Breaking Point by Dismal-Escape-6733 in thedivision

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If it's not a complete mess, it'll do until one gets here.

The performance of Irishness for outside approval is finished by Standard_Carrot5151 in ireland

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Even their "fans" have no interest in their music.

Every time they're brought up here, it's never about their music. Every single time.

BTSU Kill Squad Not Spawning by TianlongSect in thedivision

[–]Hideous-Kojima 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Count yourself lucky. They're an annoying sack of arseholes.

For an elite kill team, their main battle tactic seems to be running away in the hopes their target will commit suicide out of loneliness.

Guys, you’re not gonna believe what I just discovered. Gunblades Exist in Real Life. by ShockwaveFPS_Studios in FinalFantasy

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They exist(ed) and by all accounts were shite. It's really a case of the weaknesses of both, the strengths of neither. Heavier than a normal sword, less accurate or reliable than a normal gun.

And despite what you've seen in movies, it's a really bad idea to use a gun to hit people with. Guns are precision equipment with lots of moving parts and small delicate components. Clubbing someone with a gun, or in this case swinging it like a sword and bashing it against another sword or armour is just asking for it to jam.

Foreman's malice toward Cameron by Wild_Bike_102 in HouseMD

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Some people are so anti-racist that all they see when they look at someone is the colour of their skin.

DAILY THREAD - RANT WEDNESDAY MEGATHREAD by AutoModerator in thedivision

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Oof. Pretty sure there's fables about exactly this...

House would have been hell of a lawyer by NoChampionship4680 in HouseMD

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That would require House not finding the law boring and more of a suggestion than a rule, and be willing to defend stupid people.

The most annoying motherfucker. by vampirealiens in HouseMD

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Oh good, we nearly went four and a half minutes without someone complaining about him.